So I was on may way to the bathroom, passing an empty conference room and noticed a huge bowl of granola just sitting there waiting to be cleaned up by housekeeping. I crept inside, filled up a little styrofoam bowl, and continued on my way to the boys room.
So im standing there, bowl in one hand, weiner in the other, dumping granola into my mouth. I close my mouth and instantly can taste piss (or what I assume it tastes like)
I must have not drank enough water today or something.
I then proceded to projectile vomit all over the wall in front of me.
Just thought id share
