vypurr,
because you took the time to post such a ridiculous statement, i hope you'll take the time to click on this link...
this is a particular circumstance where the "comfortable" 9-5 would more than likely rape a stage 1 or 2 STi.
Let me just say this... I really do love WRX's, thats why i use them as a performance indicator for my car. they (lets not forget evo's too) really set the bar for "cheap speed." and isn't that why we all belong to this forum anyway?
http://www.maptun.com/cars.php?id=212