The ~Chicks Hate My Car~ Threadulinglus
 

Join arms my bros. Let us revere our d!ck magnet cars.
The haters? Girls.
Why? Too loud, too rough, too stiff, too fast, too slow, too facking awesome.

Lets be honest... if it's not a d!ck magnet you're doing it wrong.




http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/r...dickmagnet.jpg

someone got shut down tonight!
i wish i could relate, but i can't say i have that problem :mrgreen:

lmfao

Chicks love my car. You're not doing it right. The key is to find the ones that love the rough ride, the loud noise, and the facking awesomeness. They do exist, I promise

My BF refused to ride in my MSP because it was too loud and too rough.

If that doesn't make it clear that I wear the pants in my relationship, I don't know what does.

the first post made me lol.

WTF seriously? If it were me I would be trying to out do you! Mans got to wear the pants! :-p

Dude don't be so blatant

She obviously dates a pu$$y

Yea I get that! :lol:

I like being the boss. :cool:

Besides, he kinda has an excuse to avoid rough-riding cars now .. back broken in four places and all.

Girls love my car. I think that's a win.

:banned:

its the canards, bro.

lol jk

I dislike cars that aren't loud enough or fun enough... interpret that as you may.

i didn't think my gf would like riding in my open dp car. but, she proved me wrong and oh boy was i glad to be wrong this time.

LOL thats awesome.

I better be ready because as many people know 1g dsm's are anti-chick magnets, as far as I see some of the chicks that see my talon say they like my 3000gt much better.

Some girls like it, some hate it, some just flat out dont understand it and ask on a daily baisis why we spend more time with our cars and more money on our cars then we do on them.

Because our cars wont lie to us, our cars wont cheat on us, our cars will do what the **** we tell them to do when we tell them to do it. And if for some reason the car doesnt do what the **** we tell it to, well then we force it to do what we want it to, and its not a crime :D