funny "left the building" sayings
we make jokes when the boss leaves for the day. we need to call over the loud speaker and say funny things.
generic ones such as: the eagle has left the nest the package is in the dumpster what are yours? |
Depending on the boss.
The asshole is out of the pants. |
I don't have any funny ones for the boss, but when I like to leave work I like to say
"I'm off like a prom dress" or "I'm out, like a fat kid in dodgeball." |
Out like a boner in gym shorts/sweatpants.
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i'm out like a thief in the night................
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"I'ma 5000" This phrase was a supposedly common expression in the early 90's announcing a departure. It is in reference to the very sudden drop in sales, and fall from public view, of the Audi 5000 after an obviously fabricated 60 minutes special about the sudden acceleration scare of that period(of which, the Audi 5000 was the targeted car). 93 93/93 |
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lol i dont know why but this thread reminded me of the family guy quote
"now make like siamese twins and split.............and then one of you die" |
the monkey flies at midnight.
why? i dont ****ing know. lol |
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"the cow laid a golden egg". lol i think it was on an old episode of full house.
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Rudolph is chasing Baby New Year. I repeat...Rudolph is chasing Baby New year.
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"Pearl has been banned"
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im heading east
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Out like a trout in a drout.
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"I'm out like trout." |
the blimp has left the hangar
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Lets make like a pair of Titties and Bounce
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