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Aaron
04-01-2005, 12:59 AM
Well, we caught it on video this time, for those of you who missed the departure at Red Robin, Jess has officially whooped Chris... Vid to come soon. :D


On a side note, I've also recently found out the "white evo chick" is a model that is an exotic dancer on the side. Pics to come soon!

teh DIRT
04-01-2005, 01:59 AM
im gona need to see this video. my boy chris will fire back in no time if this is true.

Aaron
04-01-2005, 02:37 AM
Ok, I'll finish the vid tomorrow. Too sleepy now.


Here's a preview of the evo chick:

http://home.comcast.net/~ricknaj/lauratowel3.JPG

teh DIRT
04-01-2005, 03:27 AM
dude! wow. holy wow. more please!

stichris
04-01-2005, 03:40 AM
Aaron is living vicariously. It's not my fault that he's delusional too ;)

Aaron
04-01-2005, 10:04 AM
betcha didn't know it was being taped, eh chris?... :finga:

9 Ball
04-01-2005, 11:14 AM
Ha ha. :mrgreen:

I'm gonna seriously have to try and catch up to the "White EVO Girl." Her reputation seems to be building like a hurricane now. I think she's still works out in Delaware County (near my mother's house.) I've had a few run ins with her...

... and she drives that EVO like a hurricane. ;)

the mike
04-01-2005, 12:07 PM
Must have more info.....

TrboChicsRock
04-01-2005, 12:09 PM
betcha didn't know it was being taped, eh chris?... :finga:

He knows he lost, he even openly admitted it.....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/jessgst/000_05851.jpg

SexyDSM95
04-01-2005, 12:37 PM
Holy crap! But wait...was this from a dig or a roll? And did Chris know this was a race?!?! Wow, Jess you are my new hero, those drunk 1AM calls I now forgive you for! :supz:

Matthew
04-01-2005, 12:44 PM
DSM > STi

SexyDSM95
04-01-2005, 12:51 PM
DSM > STi
Damn straight nukka! :finga:

99SL2_Modder
04-01-2005, 12:53 PM
DSM > STi
Damn straight nukka! :finga:

You need an avatar.

I dunno, I still like the STI.

Though, I love Eagle Talons.

stichris
04-01-2005, 01:13 PM
Delusional, I tell you. People be racing me in their dreams!

TalonTsi97
04-01-2005, 01:32 PM
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Though, I love Eagle Talons.[/quote]

Me to! :D

20th1519
04-01-2005, 03:35 PM
More pictures of the female in the towel would be greatly appreciated.

SilverTurboRidin
04-01-2005, 03:47 PM
More pictures of the female in the towel would be greatly appreciated. :thumbup:
:iagree:
:ttiwwop:

mazda6guy
04-01-2005, 05:34 PM
:iagree: Yeah more pics please.

Twin_Cam
04-01-2005, 08:34 PM
More pictures of the female in the towel would be greatly appreciated.

Or pictures of said female WITHOUT the towel :banana:

stichris
04-01-2005, 10:32 PM
http://www.akarally.com/stidsm.mov

UnderPoweredRS
04-01-2005, 10:47 PM
ah looks like Jess had some shifting troubles... I say it's a do over.
I'm a scooby guy now but I'm DSM at heart. :mrgreen:

99SL2_Modder
04-01-2005, 10:48 PM
wtf was that last part that you said didn't look good?

stichris
04-01-2005, 11:00 PM
We started racing and she fell way back. It was so abrupt that it looked like something broke.

99SL2_Modder
04-01-2005, 11:05 PM
We started racing and she fell way back. It was so abrupt that it looked like something broke.

On a DSM? Nevarrrr!

Mis-shift, maybe?

stichris
04-01-2005, 11:07 PM
No, the mis-shift was first. Hahaha (sorry, jess). The last time she said she hit fuel cut. Fuel cut is abrupt as ****, i hate it.

UnderPoweredRS
04-01-2005, 11:11 PM
I hit fuel cut everytime I hit boost in my burgandy talon. Maybe once every 10 times it would fly but other then that it fell on it's face and I spilled my soda.

99SL2_Modder
04-01-2005, 11:14 PM
No, the mis-shift was first. Hahaha (sorry, jess). The last time she said she hit fuel cut. Fuel cut is abrupt as *no cursing!*, i hate it.

That explains it. I've never hit fuel cut in my car, so I don't know what it's like (6250 rpm or so in my car, but I can't get the tragic to hit that high)

UnderPoweredRS
04-01-2005, 11:16 PM
No, the mis-shift was first. Hahaha (sorry, jess). The last time she said she hit fuel cut. Fuel cut is abrupt as *no cursing!*, i hate it.

That explains it. I've never hit fuel cut in my car, so I don't know what it's like (6250 rpm or so in my car, but I can't get the tragic to hit that high)

I think your talking about a fual cutting rev limiter... thats nothing like fuel cut. You have to be in a car when it fuel cuts to understand it. It hurts sometimes.

stichris
04-01-2005, 11:17 PM
Not the rev limiter... for whatever reason (in my case, boost creep), the car cuts the motor in order to preent engine damage. It's a lot more abrupt than teh rev limiter.

99SL2_Modder
04-01-2005, 11:29 PM
Not the rev limiter... for whatever reason (in my case, boost creep), the car cuts the motor in order to preent engine damage. It's a lot more abrupt than teh rev limiter.

Ahh, but I have no rev limiter except under no load. I might be thinking of either fuel cut or spark cut in my car.

Then again, it's GM engineering, so everythings wacky.

Aaron
04-02-2005, 12:25 AM
Chris, you suck. You couldn't concede for ONE day and let me have my april fools??

Sorry guys, but that is not the evo chick.

TROLL
04-02-2005, 12:58 AM
overboost fuel cut i think is what they are talking to. in the WRX its set to 20 or so... if your boost creeps up that high no matter what RPM you are at... fuel cuts and you go from full throttle to feeling like someone is standing on your brakes all of a sudden. me no likey...
bryan

stichris
04-02-2005, 09:16 AM
Chris, you suck. You couldn't concede for ONE day and let me have my april fools??

Sorry guys, but that is not the evo chick.

Hahaha, I'm jaded about hearing that Jess beat me ;) You should've concocted a story, then I would have gone with it.

Funny about teh evo chica, though! I totally forgot to play april fool's jokes on anyone.

Matthew
04-04-2005, 01:23 AM
Blah blah blah who cares. All you need to know is... Viper > DSM > M3 > STi < Yugo :mrgreen:

TrboChicsRock
04-04-2005, 01:10 PM
DSM > RS6 > Viper > M3 > STi < Yugo :mrgreen:

Fixed.

Aaron
04-04-2005, 01:13 PM
April 1st was 3 days ago slowpokes. :thumbup:

the mike
04-04-2005, 01:18 PM
running>broke :mrgreen:

Fixed.

Fixed again. ;)

SexyDSM95
04-04-2005, 01:52 PM
running>broke :mrgreen:

Fixed.

Fixed again. ;)
Ouch...you guys bag on DSM's too much! My car is never broken! *knocks on wood*