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Maxxdsix
04-25-2010, 08:13 PM
What to do on an airplane....

What to do on an airplane when you are seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.





























9. Get arrested

DPancoast
04-25-2010, 08:35 PM
hmmmm lol

SpEcRv9
04-25-2010, 08:52 PM
http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bear-how-about-no-wj9.jpg

Sublime1304
04-25-2010, 09:09 PM
lmfao could you imagine

JerseyKid
04-25-2010, 09:49 PM
You would be setting yourself up for a pretty good ass kicking.

Haha.

**Alex**
04-25-2010, 10:33 PM
LMAO thats great...

DPancoast
04-26-2010, 12:49 AM
I'm pretty sure getting arrested would be the better part of what would happen. you'd be in national security felony territory with that or some crap

camopaint0707
04-26-2010, 02:56 AM
hahaha

max2k1
04-26-2010, 06:42 AM
After step 8

Hand your laptop to the guy and say "Hold this please"
The get on your knees in the aisle and start praying to Allah

If your gonna f*** around on a plane. At least get everyone involved so they dont feel left out :mrgreen:

ASIAN JUL
04-26-2010, 07:54 AM
Um... you first.

jpalamar
04-26-2010, 08:11 AM
I would atleast join the mile high club first.

supraghost
04-26-2010, 11:26 AM
there is internet on planes?

ASIAN JUL
04-26-2010, 11:37 AM
there is internet on planes?

Is this a cereal question?

supraghost
04-26-2010, 11:38 AM
Is this a cereal question?

soo cereal!

g0dzuki
04-26-2010, 11:39 AM
That is definitely a good option for those who like to toss a lot of salad.


Good luck in Federal Prison. :thumbup:

Willdue
04-26-2010, 11:40 AM
id so do it.

ASIAN JUL
04-26-2010, 11:41 AM
You have to pay for it generally, but yes. I'm sure it's not all flight services, though. Think AA has it?

Kill-Bill
04-26-2010, 06:10 PM
That's good stuff :)

Big_Jim
04-26-2010, 09:12 PM
there is internet on planes?

airtran has free wifi on every flight.

olmytsi
04-26-2010, 09:38 PM
Wow... :)