Sperm Donation in philly

[dragonfly2k3]

So, the internet has told me that sperm donation can pay up to $40 per day, but i cant find where to do this. Anyone ever get payed for fappin?

[sherwood]

ur sister pays 2 times that much for sperm donation.

[dragonfly2k3]

lollerskates. But seriously, even if i do this 2 days a week, an extra 300 a month would really help me out.

[SpEcRv9]

So, the internet has told me that sperm donation can pay up to $40 per day, but i cant find where to do this. Anyone ever get payed for fappin?

I think you can only do it once every 48hrs IF you haven't had sex.

still during the slow weeks, It'd be nice to make an extra $100 :lol:

[The Captain]

Usually, you need to sign up for an extended period of time.

http://www.123donate.com/prospect_donor2.htm

They have a bunch of restrictions, but if u can mentally block out the results, then maybe it's worth it.

[dragonfly2k3]

so basically ive got to have super jizz. i might apply anyways, and just see how it goes.

[frosti108]

lol that would be funny. i would buy an i phone to watch porn on

[ScoobyNubieToo!]

Damn it! Women always have it better....look what they get for donating an egg....
"Donors receive compensation beginning at $6000 for their time and travel at the conclusion of a completed egg donation cycle."
Think about how many man-goo donations you need to make to add up to that! Better get fapping now!

[frosti108]

LOL ****in bitches!

[99SL2_Modder]

It's been noted that I have hercusperm.

I got someone pregnant last year when a spermicidal condom broke. Yeah, condom filled with spermicide, spericidal lube, and her on birth control didn't stop it. Under a microscope, my sperm flexes had has Chuck Norris faces.

Imma sign up.

[den9]

How do I produce a specimen?

Specimens are produced by self-masturbation in private collection rooms. Literature is
provided at your option.


in for the porn

[99SL2_Modder]

Someone should ask, "What if I need 'assistance' during the collection process?"

[KBizzle]

Someone should ask, "What if I need 'assistance' during the collection process?"

i think they "stimulate your prostate" for this, or something like this. at least that is what hollywood taught me.

-Keegan

[3rdGenMr2Girl]

take my eggs...take them all! for 6000?!

[russiankid]

Well considering how much time TST spends fapping, we'll all have nicer cars in no time.

[dragonfly2k3]

^^actually, that was my direct thought. 300 a month is a nice start towards a nice car payment

[99SL2_Modder]

Well, if you read the link, $100 OR MORE, and depending on your lifestyle it could be possible to go 3+ times a week.

[TROLL]

Women have to have surgery to donate... and guys just gotta do what they do daily.
Its not for me though... I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.

[99SL2_Modder]

Women have to have surgery to donate... and guys just gotta do what they do daily.
Its not for me though... I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.

This is a perfect base for my plan of getting my seed all over the world!

Only this way, I don't owe child support. WIN!

[den9]

Women have to have surgery to donate... and guys just gotta do what they do daily.
Its not for me though... I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.

x2

its pretty much having a kid and putting it up for adoption, its your son/daughter that you will never meet.


reminds me of that fresh prince of bel air episode where jazzy jeff wants his seed, then he thinks about how the kid will be the greatest nba player ever and he wont get credit for the good genes.

[DPancoast]

lol such a crazy idea

[99SL2_Modder]

lol such a crazy idea

Think about it.

If I can get my hercusperm certified with the seal "Guaranteed to Conceive!".

It's like the stamp of pure Jesuitness.

[sleepersatty99]

well i know i didnt get paid for my donation but my ex wife stills get paid from me. lol hahahahaha









i know that sounds bad. But i do luv my kids to death and would do anything.

[ScoobyNubieToo!]

I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.But just think of all the potential "I Wanna Meet My Sperm Donor Daddy" Oprah Episodes you could be on!

[CobaltSSChick]

take my eggs...take them all! for 6000?!

hahahaha I know, I read that and was like hmmmmm lol

[cmr076]

a buddy of mine who was top of his class at penn, captain of a sports team, and the son of two very good looking, wealthy and smart people got paid a LOT more than 100 dollars.

[den9]

that would be funny if the kid was born retarded





















































:lol:

[99SL2_Modder]

I'm totally thinking about applying.

I want people to pay ME for my sperm for once.

[russiankid]

a buddy of mine who was top of his class at penn, captain of a sports team, and the son of two very good looking, wealthy and smart people got paid a LOT more than 100 dollars.

So what does wealth have anything to do with it?

[dragonfly2k3]

^^on a realistic level, nothing. However, alot of people believe that successful people breed successful children, so the donor/their parents being impressive citizens helps towards what you make. I dont think my chances look good though.
Im tall, blue eyes/brown hair, attractive, but my parents are divorced(though still both make a bunch of money), and I dont make a whole ton of money(but I am college educated and physically active, wonder if those will make up for it)

[den9]

So what does wealth have anything to do with it?

could mean nothing, but chances are it means there is knowledge and hard work in their blood.

would a family want sperm from someone who is a doctor, or average blue collar guy.

or someone collecting welfare, smoking crack

[lagos]

^^on a realistic level, nothing. However, alot of people believe that successful people breed successful children, so the donor/their parents being impressive citizens helps towards what you make. I dont think my chances look good though.
Im tall, blue eyes/brown hair, attractive, but my parents are divorced(though still both make a bunch of money), and I dont make a whole ton of money(but I am college educated and physically active, wonder if those will make up for it)

from the looks of it, you are also not very bright. :screwy:

wealth and success have nothing to do with your dna. its all based on the acquired wealth of the family that you grew up with, and the values that your parents instilled in you.
there are plenty of extremely hard working poor people who never got rich because they didn't have a college fund waiting for them, or a trust fund setup, or a house they inherited.

im willing to bet that michael jacksons kids will all have singing and dancing careers, not because they share his dna(they dont), but because they grew up with those expectations and possibilities.

[99SL2_Modder]

im willing to bet that michael jacksons kids will all have singing and dancing careers, not because they share his dna(they dont), but because they grew up with those expectations and possibilities.

And money.

[cmr076]

So what does wealth have anything to do with it?

for the most part wealthy people are educated, and have solid work ethics.

wealth and success have nothing to do with your dna. its all based on the acquired wealth of the family that you grew up with, and the values that your parents instilled in you.
there are plenty of extremely hard working poor people who never got rich because they didn't have a college fund waiting for them, or a trust fund setup, or a house they inherited.

::edit:: saving my breath... put down outliers.

[angdefeo]

I see adds for sperm donation at the 34th street station of the El line in Philadelphia. That stop is in the middle of UPenn and Drexel's campus. There are also flyers posted on some poles for the same place. The add says that you can get up to $400 a donation. If anyone is interested, i can post the information from the billboard.

[dragonfly2k3]

from the looks of it, you are also not very bright. :screwy:

wealth and success have nothing to do with your dna. its all based on the acquired wealth of the family that you grew up with, and the values that your parents instilled in you.
there are plenty of extremely hard working poor people who never got rich because they didn't have a college fund waiting for them, or a trust fund setup, or a house they inherited.

im willing to bet that michael jacksons kids will all have singing and dancing careers, not because they share his dna(they dont), but because they grew up with those expectations and possibilities.



Im not sure if you can read or not. I clearly stated that it has nothing to do with it. Read the first sentence again. I dont personally believe that...