View Full Version : Best Mercedes in the world...

04-01-2009, 04:49 PM
Saw this ad on Craigslist...amazing. - Yes, there are pictures in the link.


1999 Mercedes S 500 The Sheer Definition of Luxury - $13000

Reply to: sale-bxkcy-1102096006@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-01, 11:26AM EDT

Are you an MVP recreational hockey league goalie?

Can you play the drums like nobody's business?

Can you grow a near perfect goatee?

You probably can't do any of these things, but what you can do is get the car that helped make all of these dreams a reality. But enough about me let's talk about my ride.

The mercedes has 115,000 miles on it, but it drives like it has 100,000. This car is immaculate inside and out, this car needs nothing. IPOD ready Alpine head unit, 20 inch wheels (and factory wheels), new automatic door closers, new heating / AC unit, new brakes and rotors. this car runs perfect and defines luxury at a fraction of the cost. If God were to drive a car it would be this magnificent vehicle.

Call Josh at 215-880-2516

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04-01-2009, 04:51 PM
He's not lying, those things ride like a dream cushioned by god's matress, and angel pillows.

04-01-2009, 04:53 PM
...and they help you grow near perfect goatees

04-01-2009, 04:56 PM
and make you an MVP. **** for 13k i'd be all over that thing. However, I'd rather have an S600

The Captain
04-01-2009, 04:56 PM
hahaha, i wonder if that picture is him, or just showing the goatee possibilities.

04-01-2009, 05:00 PM
Are you an MVP recreational hockey league goalie?

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

04-01-2009, 06:19 PM
i wanna be all those things...so i should probably buy that car

04-01-2009, 06:45 PM
"...it has 115k miles, but it drives like it has 100k." LMFAO!

04-01-2009, 09:42 PM
yeah...i should post my car for sale and write...has 107k miles but drives like it has 105k...as if thats a positive haha

Eclipse GSX 61
04-01-2009, 10:03 PM
Such an awesome for sale ad! LOL

04-01-2009, 11:15 PM
BALLIN!! haha