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Scapegoat
01-06-2009, 12:58 PM
wowsers, and no keyboard. Leave it to apple to innovate (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary)

ketchup!
01-06-2009, 01:00 PM
its not real

Scapegoat
01-06-2009, 01:02 PM
its not real

omg really? And here i thought "the onion" produced only factual news stories


my life... is ruined... thank you...

grimm
01-06-2009, 01:04 PM
looks interesting, but kind of a pain in the arse.

The Captain
01-06-2009, 01:06 PM
hahaha, i love the onion.

evogsrviii
01-06-2009, 01:22 PM
i want three of the 40gb chumpies.

~Brian~
01-06-2009, 01:26 PM
Haha, theres no way that could be real...

SpEcRv9
01-06-2009, 01:29 PM
lol @ "whats simpler than a single button?"

Chris215
01-06-2009, 01:58 PM
"everything is just a few hundred clicks away" haha

the4g63
01-06-2009, 02:04 PM
<3 the Onion.

ericnjttz
01-06-2009, 02:06 PM
lol at "the abortion went well" in the pre selected sentences

SpEcRv9
01-06-2009, 02:07 PM
i think im gonna wait for the 2nd gen one thats lighter by 4 ounces...who needs a screen hardrive or wheel lol.

i just watched the video again to watch the scrolling news at the bottom...that **** is hilarious

"study finds horse back riding is just an expensive form of sitting" i lold

The Captain
01-06-2009, 02:08 PM
"Warcraft sequel lets gamers play a character playing warcraft"

Nors
01-06-2009, 02:11 PM
$2600 for 8GB model. There is alot of subtle jokes in the "news" clip that are hilarious.

Also I bet some fanboi's would actually love this idea, just because its an Apple.

MuddyREX
01-06-2009, 02:49 PM
It has yet to be seen if the Macbook Wheel will be embraced by the business world, where people actually use computers for work and not just for dicking around.

HAHA Priceless.

BustedUjoint
01-06-2009, 03:06 PM
haha, the onion is fantastic.

tdmopar59
01-06-2009, 03:17 PM
looks like a huge PIA to use....

SvicksTc
01-06-2009, 03:42 PM
Sweet concept, but would never never think about buying a laptop or a computer without a keyboard.....I couldnt imagine typing a college paper with having to freaking scroll and click everything...

Ill stick with my keyboard!!!

edit: its virtual unbreakable unless dropped or hit....DOH Retrads

The Captain
01-06-2009, 03:52 PM
^^ Would you like to buy a bridge?

SvicksTc
01-06-2009, 03:56 PM
^^ Would you like to buy a bridge?


what to jump off of if i had to use that computer at school....Sure

redg2
01-06-2009, 04:05 PM
what to jump off of if i had to use that computer at school....Sure

umm dude its fake

Scapegoat
01-06-2009, 04:06 PM
i love that their production quality is so well done...

Tyler
01-06-2009, 05:16 PM
on that it would take me a minute to type this maybe more

BlackBulletTSi
01-06-2009, 07:09 PM
I bet I'd get used it it real fast just because I usually adapt to stuff like that.

ASIAN JUL
01-06-2009, 07:18 PM
LOL the Onion<3


I laughed so hard when they were like "This man spent 45 minutes typing an e-mail to his friend" and then they showed the screen shot of it lolol


Awesome

bl@ckvr4
01-06-2009, 07:24 PM
I thought this was real, until I saw it was the Onion. Very nice.

c0nfl1kt
01-06-2009, 07:43 PM
Haha, good idea. Lets put a ridiculous ipod wheel on only the worse massively produced laptop ever. I <3 teh Onionz.

den9
01-07-2009, 02:07 PM
typing fast on that would make u look like a dj scratchin records

420sx
01-08-2009, 03:39 AM
Ill buy anything thats shiney and made by Apple!