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DoubleOughtCel

11-10-2005, 12:07 AM

Anyone going to either of his shows in Trenton? Thursday and Friday night. I'll be there tomorrow. WOOOOO!

Don't know who Dane Cook is? Dane Cook homepage (www.danecook.com) Play around with the sound clips on the top menu.

"Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude."

2000MRDC2

11-10-2005, 12:08 AM

"Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude."

quite possibly the best dane cook skit ever besides the chicken sangwhich But I was going to go but other things came up I dont know how its more important than Dane cook but i thought it was

DoubleOughtCel

11-10-2005, 12:12 AM

Haha, just the way he pronounces certain words like "sangwich" crack me up.

But how can you forget "OH YEA!" "OH NO! You think coming in through the wall is cool? **** that, using the front door is cool!"

sfd

11-10-2005, 12:35 AM

holy ish. $50 for tickets?! we better be playing who is in my mouth that night. hahah

DoubleOughtCel

11-10-2005, 12:36 AM

HAHA! I know. I spent just under $150 for 3 tickets, but what the hell. Who knows when he might be back, eh?

HatchSurfer3

11-10-2005, 12:38 AM

Dane Cook is possibly the funniest man alive haha

2000MRDC2

11-10-2005, 12:41 AM

"It's like daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table and we're all trying to eat still"

Haha, just the way he pronounces certain words like "sangwich" crack me up.

haah yea the way he says "sangwich" is awesome

teh DIRT

11-10-2005, 01:14 AM

"huwhat?" someone shat on the coats.

xEJ20x

11-10-2005, 01:19 AM

http://www.danecook.com/board/images/dane/DCCC.gif

BobErT-

11-10-2005, 02:39 PM

He is maddddd funny.

DoubleOughtCel

11-10-2005, 05:31 PM

"Hey Dude. Dude, dude...I know what you're saying about the jelly, bro. Tell this twat to get jelly, now."

BlackBulletTSi

11-11-2005, 01:25 AM

LoL I wish I could go but I have things to do :(

DoubleOughtCel

11-11-2005, 02:00 AM

Oh, the show was ****ing amazing. I'm happy I spent the money to see him live. Although he almost sounded like he was getting over a cold and he was kinda sluggish, so he wasn't super-wired. Oh well, SU-FI up high.

TehWagon

11-11-2005, 07:50 AM

man.... he's on my friends list - how did i not know about this?! :mad:

"sometimes i kick off my shoes in a fit of joy" ... "scuse me i've got to go puke up shards of my pelvis"

:lol:

Blackout

11-11-2005, 01:02 PM

I'll be there tonight! WOOT WOOT! The gf got us tickets so I was psyched up

sesolcSTI

11-11-2005, 01:18 PM

Funniest man evAr!

"There is a tiny unicorn in your exhaust and its jumping up and down poking holes in it"---LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :lol: :lol:

DoubleOughtCel

11-11-2005, 05:42 PM

Funniest man evAr!

"There is a tiny unicorn in your exhaust and its jumping up and down poking holes in it and he's ****ting in your filters"

Finished it for you. :mrgreen:

sesolcSTI

11-11-2005, 05:58 PM

hahaha, indeed! :rock:

HickRocket1258

11-11-2005, 06:07 PM

I never heard of his stuff until earlier this year when my girlfriend and I went to see him at her school. He was so hilarious and it didn't cost us an arm and a leg thank god. I hope he comes back again.