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99SL2_Modder
10-29-2005, 11:38 PM
What happens when you microwave a Saturn?

---Nothing. Tupperware is microwave safe.


How about if you microwave a Saturn with a dog in it?

---Chinese food.
sesolcSTI
10-29-2005, 11:41 PM
Hmmmmmmm...... :bigeek:

P.S. LOOK AT MY POST COUNT! (666) YIKES!!!!! :supz: :supz: :supz:
blkbomber01
10-29-2005, 11:57 PM
bored much...
WhiteXFire
10-30-2005, 12:14 AM
I still like my joke that I thought of one night when I was eating Chinese food...

What do you call 2000 Chinese people?


Wonton.
Little G
10-30-2005, 11:31 AM
Lol... :rotfl:
BlackBulletTSi
10-30-2005, 02:37 PM
LOL that is good!
Crzyguy972
10-30-2005, 05:46 PM
u like this one im not racist but i heard it what did the little black kid get for chri8stams

your bike
FFG
10-31-2005, 11:13 AM
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire??



see ya next month! :-p
SexyDSM95
10-31-2005, 11:21 AM
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire??



see ya next month! :-p
Um ew

How do you make an archaelogisit (sp?) blush?

- Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from.
FFG
10-31-2005, 11:24 AM
yay for cotton injection jokes! :-p
SexyDSM95
10-31-2005, 11:26 AM
yay for hot beef injection jokes! :-p
Ughhhh you are by yourself on that one... :wiggle:
FFG
10-31-2005, 11:29 AM
Ughhhh you are by yourself on that one... :wiggle:
personally I prefer a hot beef injection to red wings, but thats just me... :-p
igo4bmx
10-31-2005, 03:19 PM
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan