Teen Charged for Giving Mushroom Stamp

[AWD GS]

Full Story Here (http://www.wstm.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=199022)

On 9/26/08 at 3:35 p.m., a 16 year old male residing in the Town of Mexico was arrested for Endangering the Welfare of a Child, a class A misdemeanor, and Sexual Abuse, Third Degree, and Public Lewdness, both class B misdemeanors, after being accused of hitting a female student in the face with his penis after asking her if she had ever had a “mushroom stamp.” The incident occurred while riding on a school bus in the presence of other students. The youth was released on appearance tickets and is scheduled to answer the charges before Town of Mexico Court on 10/07/08.

[240sxDann]

HAHAHAHA!!!! That kid is my hero!

[Jeffros Spec V]

ahahahahahah that is awesome!

[Tru2Blu]

HAHAHAHAHA. That is funny

[Keeper1343]

HAHAHAAHH thats ****ing hilarious.

[SpendOne]

I dont believe someone actually did this to someone. Its great. Hes definitely going down in history.

[frosti108]

:lol:

thats pretty awesome. ive seen the monkey juice go down in person, but this is a taaad bit more extreme :lol:

its crazy how many tickets they can give out for a stupid little c@ck slap. people need to mellow out!

[twastheglow]

I honestly don't even know what to say. I feel like I should go there, bail him out and be a witness as to how that dirty whore was just begging for it. This kid is an American hero and should not go to jail. What is this world coming to when you can't even give a girl a mushroom stamp while riding a bus on the way to school? I say bravo son...bravo.

[crexxy90]

I honestly don't even know what to say. I feel like I should go there, bail him out and be a witness as to how that dirty whore was just begging for it. This kid is an American hero and should not go to jail. What is this world coming to when you can't even give a girl a mushroom stamp while riding a bus on the way to school? I say bravo son...bravo.

amen!

[97TurboDSM]

edit, nm. that ****s funny

[pearl]

bahahaha mushroomz

[Jeffros Spec V]

edit, nm. that ****s funny

I believe there is one in Maine and one in New York.

[BigWhiteTodd]

ahahhh i was thinking what is that then i was reading this, that be funny to see on tape him just smacking her with it

[pearl]

ahahhh i was thinking what is that then i was reading this, that be funny to see on tape him just smacking her with it
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/blankface.gif
thats gay.

[BigWhiteTodd]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/blankface.gif
thats gay.

yeah haha

[CleanNeon98]

LOLz.

[Jeffros Spec V]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/blankface.gif
thats gay.

+1 nlah blahb lah

[bl@ckvr4]

The real question is what must have been going through the girl's mind as the dude is pulling his dick out. "Hmm...okay...wonder what his gon-" WHAM!

Anyone else besides me read the comments? They are hilarious!
This one in particular:

Posted by God Almighty, Heaven - Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 2:32 p.m.

The mushroom stamp is over the holiest of acts one can conduct while on earth. There are certain things that you humans can do to receive a "get out of jail free card" as you would call it in that Satanic Monopoly game. You can either die for me to show your love or give a girl a mushroom stamp in public.

He is now of the holiest of the holy. Condemn him for his holy actions and you shall all burn.

[Scapegoat]

The real question is what must have been going through the girl's mind as the dude is pulling his dick out. "Hmm...okay...wonder what his gon-" WHAM!

honestly... its not the real question... who cares what was going through her mind?

the real question is... why didn't he do this in the classroom? Jump up on the desk, make a big scene... and smash...

[bl@ckvr4]

WOW

Posted by Dayton Geddings, Connecticut - Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:32 p.m.

i feel proud to be an alumni of this school XD

Horrible

Posted by Rick Astley, England - Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 12:06 a.m.

This is so horribly funny."Mushroom stamp?" haha. Kids these days...

Classic!

[461_SS]

wow, thats some funny ass ****! That kid is my hero!

Note to self: Don't read this while in a library. People will look at you like your on drugs. lol. Anyway though, well worth it! haha

[eviltalon]

wow lolz

[Scapegoat]

damnit... i submitted a comment... but it needs to be approved by an "editor"...

[DPancoast]

haha no ****in way....

[OPZ]

If the story wasn't funny enough, then this was:

He's going to heaven.

Posted by God Almighty, Heaven - Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 2:32 p.m.

The mushroom stamp is over the holiest of acts one can conduct while on earth. There are certain things that you humans can do to receive a "get out of jail free card" as you would call it in that Satanic Monopoly game. You can either die for me to show your love or give a girl a mushroom stamp in public.

He is now of the holiest of the holy. Condemn him for his holy actions and you shall all burn.

:rofl::rofl::rotfl::rotfl:

[jdm free]

that made my ****in day

[twastheglow]

My question is, since when are girls allowed to ride buses and not walk? Next thing you'll tell me they'll be allowed to speak in public or even vote.

[Scapegoat]

my comment posted :)

[jdm free]

my comment posted :)

best comment evarr

[twastheglow]

my comment posted :)

Paste it up here...

[Scapegoat]

Paste it up here...

click on the link you lazy sack of potatoes

[twastheglow]

Since you recognize that I'm lazy, then you must realize clicking that link is a little too ambitious for me...paste it.

[Scapegoat]

Since you recognize that I'm lazy, then you must realize clicking that link is a little too ambitious for me...paste it.

no... even though i have the page open... it is more funny in context. I will not devalue myself... in this way >_>

[The Captain]

hahahahahaha you guys are gonna get me fired.

[twastheglow]

Ok, now I'm going to have to post a comment too. LOL Let's get it going Scape!!!

[twastheglow]

Ok, now my comment has been submitted.

[R_Rambo]

hahahaha that is great she was asking for it...****ing skank

[twastheglow]

SWEET!!! My comment posted too. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Subie_sleeper]

Ok, I'm probably going to get a rash of **** for this post but I really don't care. I read everyones comments first. Then I clicked the link to the whole story in the first post to see if there was more info on the circumstances leading up to incident. Then I read all of the posts again. I'm 34 years old and have a 12 year old daughter. If something like that ever happened to my child I'd be in jail. I would wait until the media buzz died down and get the kid that did that to my child and beat him to a bloody pulp. Slicing his junk off and "STAMPING" his own face with it before taking him to the er for re-attachment even came to mind. Some of you guys make this punk out to be a hero?! Our society is turning into a twisted joke. What happened to America? When I was younger (god I hate saying that lol) That kid would have had the **** kicked out of him by every real man on that bus, the girls family and probably the cop who arrested him. It's disgusting to see the praise he's being given in here.:mad:

[Jeffros Spec V]

Ok, I'm probably going to get a rash of **** for this post but I really don't care. I read everyones comments first. Then I clicked the link to the whole story in the first post to see if there was more info on the circumstances leading up to incident. Then I read all of the posts again. I'm 34 years old and have a 12 year old daughter. If something like that ever happened to my child I'd be in jail. I would wait until the media buzz died down and get the kid that did that to my child and beat him to a bloody pulp. Slicing his junk off and "STAMPING" his own face with it before taking him to the er for re-attachment even came to mind. Some of you guys make this punk out to be a hero?! Our society is turning into a twisted joke. What happened to America? When I was younger (god I hate saying that lol) That kid would have had the **** kicked out of him by every real man on that bus, the girls family and probably the cop who arrested him. It's disgusting to see the praise he's being given in here.:mad:

This is why my daughter carries. XD-9 Sub all around!

[bl@ckvr4]

Ok, I'm probably going to get a rash of **** for this post but I really don't care. I read everyones comments first. Then I clicked the link to the whole story in the first post to see if there was more info on the circumstances leading up to incident. Then I read all of the posts again. I'm 34 years old and have a 12 year old daughter. If something like that ever happened to my child I'd be in jail. I would wait until the media buzz died down and get the kid that did that to my child and beat him to a bloody pulp. Slicing his junk off and "STAMPING" his own face with it before taking him to the er for re-attachment even came to mind. Some of you guys make this punk out to be a hero?! Our society is turning into a twisted joke. What happened to America? When I was younger (god I hate saying that lol) That kid would have had the **** kicked out of him by every real man on that bus, the girls family and probably the cop who arrested him. It's disgusting to see the praise he's being given in here.:mad:

If you "beat that kid into a bloody pulp" you would get life. Guaranteed.

[Subie_sleeper]

Not to death. I'd plead extreme mental duress..

[twastheglow]

I say and eye for an eye. Give him a stamp of your own.

[Subie_sleeper]

The kid should get a few months in lockup. Take away his illusion that he can get away with sexual assault. It really is a big deal if he only gets a slap on the wrist for the tap on her face. Pun intended. :mrgreen:

[twastheglow]

How about this (because this would be hilarious), take him down to the county lock-up and make every dude in there give him their own mushroom stamp, video tape it and put it on YouTube. LOL That's it.

[Subie_sleeper]

That really would be hysterical, but the attention would still wind up being a positive to him. I think. The fact that people are making a joke out of it really does piss me off. I get that this is just an internet forum and we all show up to have fun , bs , and talk cars etc. It's just surprising to me that there were no negative posts about this guy in the thread until I posted. no biggie. I'm over it now. i still hope SOMEBODY pummels the ****er though:mrgreen:

[Scapegoat]

don't get me wrong... if i had a daughter, or this happened to my sister... i'd beat the crap out of the kid too.

BUT, considering we're able to make light of what happened on 9/11, regardless of how tragic it was and how much it hurt every single one of us (I still get pissed off when I see the buildings in any form)... i think we're ok to be making fun of a little cock slap that happened in some other state.

yeah, i hope the kid gets punished, he should... but ****... i'm dying if i'm not laughing at this.

[Soda Popinski]

What's with parents beating kids up. What ever happened to let the kid fight for him/herself. Why are we teaching kids to be a bunch of pussies. God. I got picked on as a kid on the bus, and my dad told me to man up and take care of it. I beat the piss out of him the next day (the bully). And now we're good friends.

I see people saying "if that kid did something to my little precious ****ing snowflake... I'd kick his ass"

FAIL

What you should be saying is, "damnit jenn, walk it off. and tomorrow when he laughs at you kick him in the nuts"

[Scapegoat]

What's with parents beating kids up. What ever happened to let the kid fight for him/herself. Why are we teaching kids to be a bunch of pussies. God. I got picked on as a kid on the bus, and my dad told me to man up and take care of it. I beat the piss out of him the next day (the bully). And now we're good friends.

I see people saying "if that kid did something to my little precious ****ing snowflake... I'd kick his ass"

FAIL

What you should be saying is, "damnit jenn, walk it off. and tomorrow when he laughs at you kick him in the nuts"

thats true too... kids do need to learn to fend for themselves... its part of growing up and becoming a self-sufficient human being.

My parents and I are already teaching my 9 y/o sister to kick boys in the nuts if they hit her or take her hair off (she's got alopecia so wears a wig)

we're also trying to teach my 7y/o brother to stand up for her... but he's a bit of a pussy...

[AWD GS]

That really would be hysterical, but the attention would still wind up being a positive to him. I think. The fact that people are making a joke out of it really does piss me off. I get that this is just an internet forum and we all show up to have fun , bs , and talk cars etc. It's just surprising to me that there were no negative posts about this guy in the thread until I posted. no biggie. I'm over it now. i still hope SOMEBODY pummels the ****er though:mrgreen:

so what if you had a son? its hysterical if it happens to him but not the female?

[twastheglow]

so what if you had a son? its hysterical if it happens to him but not the female?

I don't think that's what he meant at all. He was speaking of the "eye for an eye" comment I made. If that 16 year old kid can dish it, then he better be able to receive his own stamps. LOL

[87fierogt]

its funny its messed up but funny

[phsdrummer2]

i do believe we hit the question right on the head. No pun intended. What was she thinking as this happened. Anyone who has seen the movie waiting understands the difficulty and planning it requires to even get someone to look at your your junk so you can give them a well deserved kick in the ass. Unless this kid has a future in porn and is swinging more that a foot or so I dont understand how she allowed this to happen.

Under normal circumstances you have to be pretty close to cock slap someone.

Im sorry I understand fathers views of wanting to pummel the kid but i have to question the girls morality.

This situation in my high school would have been quickly ended with a quick punch to the baby maker and you know what; no charges would have been filed had the girl punched the kid in the junk it would have been self defense.

/Rant off

[Ender81]

The comments on the story were as good as the story lol