so i get this african spam mail today. THE RESPONSE FOR AFRICA

[jdmwill]

ok so i receive this email in my junk pile today. so waht should i do play alomg or just let it go. lol



Good day,


I am the Director of Bill and Exchange at the foreign remittance
Department of GLOBAL SECURITY BANK here in Burkinafaso I am writing to seek your cooperation over this business deal. In my Department, I discovered an abandoned sum of (US $12.1 Million US Dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya, The account belongs to the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY, a citizen of Atlanta, United States of America but naturalized in South Africa and contractor with Anglo Gold.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of kin or business associate to come and claim his money because it cannot be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or business associate to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately, all his supposed next of kin or relation died along with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

You can read more about the crash on visiting this site; http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html it is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to your account as the next of kin or business associate.


The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
remains dormant after five years; the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.

The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a foreign citizen is highly needed to release this fund. I will like us to share this money mutually on two equal halves between me and you .

Please note that I don't have any asses to withdraw any cent from this money due to the money was insured by the owner DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY.

I will indulge you at this point to understand that this is privileged information and must be strictly confidential.

Best Regards.
Mr.Ali Royo.

[CHAOS]

i got one like that the other day


i responded with this

Dearest Habib/Sand******,

Are ****ing serious? I can has monies? It totally sucks that your wife is a whore and got AIDS. You should sell the video tape of her ****ing the AIDS monkies on teh intarwebz so you can has monies. It is in your best interest to **** in your own gastank as soon as you can. Trust me, habib, do it. **** IN YOUR OWN GASTANK.


Love,

CHAOS

[Erik]

lolz ^^

yeaaa, **** those scams and ****.

[marshallpre1]

don't bother wasting your time, replying back does nothing. I just click "report as phishing spam" and the number I get has been reduced to 0.

[lownslow95]

Do it. Hearing these things always makes me lol.

[bl@ckvr4]

OMG I CAN HAZ MONEYZ?! lol.

[den9]

any1 have the link to the one thread where someone was buying a vespa or something and they were getting scammed but played along for like a month?

[BlkWhtTSI]

i went along with one of these, i made millions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no....seriously MILLIONS

[Eclipse GSX 61]

Hahaha how stupid can people be to either believe someone is dumb enough that they can scam them, or someone is dumb enough to follow them?

^^ Major lulz to you CHAOS.

[phillycivicsi]

yea i made millions too i did this and i still drive a civic lmao

[jdm free]

these things fill up my spam box all the time.

[frosti108]

lol did u guys see the dateline with chris mathews where he tracks the african scammer dude? that stupid old hick got took for like all his money :( so yea, some people are dumb enough to get scammed lol


and uhh, am i the only one who gets atleast like 3 of these a day?

[Willdue]

I get like 50 of them a day

[DropTopChevy]

Do it. I play along when I get them but I rarely do.

But now it's not confidential what are you gonna do?

[lownslow95]

Next one of these, I'm going to screw with his head the next time I get one of these. Last one, I did nothing.

[OutToWinPAHC]

Yeah I get a ton of these too..... They are called a 419 scam. They say you got all this money and if your stupid you contact them. They tell you there is a fee to process the swift transaction but they can front you the money. They will send you a fake check for 5 or 10K and they want you to money gram it to them in Canada most of the time. So you cash the check, send the cash, the check bounces and your out.

419 Scam originated in Nigeria

[Kerplunk105]

I wouldnt even know what to say. I get those emails all the time :lol:

[den9]

Yeah I get a ton of these too..... They are called a 419 scam. They say you got all this money and if your stupid you contact them. They tell you there is a fee to process the swift transaction but they can front you the money. They will send you a fake check for 5 or 10K and they want you to money gram it to them in Canada most of the time. So you cash the check, send the cash, the check bounces and your out.

419 Scam originated in Nigeria

you sound like u have first hand experience with this

[jdmwill]

well i decided to play along, its just to much fun to pass up. lol

dear mister. ali royo me and my family are so exited about this. after speaking to my family we decided to help you with the money problem you have. as hard working christian family, thats the least we could do. unfortuanatly do to the recent market collapse here in america. i lost my job as a fluff boy over at the local insurance and loan office. currently my wife is the only one working and all we have left in the bank are about $2,800. dollars. some extra money will come in handy wright about now. i so sad seeing her come home so late from the local gentleman's club where she works as a quarter room mopper. we really wouldn't want all that money, all we need is just enough to pay our det. which only are around $52,000. so we are looking forward to hearing from you soon. we will pray for the family of DR. George Brumbley so sad what happen to them.



have a bless day



MR. and Mrs.William H. Bonney III

[Eclipse GSX 61]

Scammers are those fat asses who can't get off their couch and have lost the TV remote in their fatass guts. Pathetic people they are..

[den9]

Scammers are those fat asses who can't get off their couch and have lost the TV remote in their fatass guts. Pathetic people they are..


actually scammers are smart, kinda, its the people who fall for the scam that are fat lazy and pathetic.

[jdmwill]

so i got a respons from africa.lol

Dear Mr. and Mrs.William H. Bonney III,

Thank you your message infact all the contents are well understood, first,i must be very sorry about your family condition but i know that if you can corporate with me on this deal ,your life is going to more greater than as you may imagin it . because we are going to share the fund in 50% for you, 50% for me.

As i told you before you are going to stand as the next of kin to Dr.George Brumbley, i know that we are going to succeeed in the deal because you are from United State of America and the Desease customer also came from the same country so probably the bank will agree that you are one of his family member and approve you as the next of kin without much delay, so you are also going to provide an international bank account where this fund is going to transfer into,but i will only ask you for one big favour ,please do not betray me when this money is been transfered into your account as this is the only opportunity i ever had since ten years i been working with this bank and i would not want to miss the opportunity.

Well,i will need your contacts before we go into the deal for my garrantee because the money is a big amount of money so send me the following informations such as 1.your international passport or indentity card,2.your home or office address,3.telephone and fax number.

As you sent those informations i am going to give you the address of the bank so that you can contact them for the release of the fund into your account.

i wait for you so that we can procceed into the deal.

Best Regards,
Mr.Ali Royo.









lol...even thou i gave him a ficticious name. he didnt notice my actual name on top.



Will Ortega <ae86will@hotmail.com> wrote:


dear mister. ali royo me and my family are so exited about this. after speaking to my family we decided to help you with the money problem you have. as hard working christian family, thats the least we could do. unfortuanatly do to the recent market collapse here in america. i lost my job as a fluff boy over at the local insurance and loan office. currently my wife is the only one working and all we have left in the bank are about $2,800. dollars. some extra money will come in handy wright about now. i so sad seeing her come home so late from the local gentleman's club where she works as a quarter room mopper. we really wouldn't want all that money, all we need is just enough to pay our det. which only are around $52,000. so we are looking forward to hearing from you soon. we will pray for the family of DR. George Brumbley so sad what happen to them.

have a bless day

MR. and Mrs.William H. Bonney III



so what should i say back to him.

[[sr20]sean]

give him trolls info

[Tru2Blu]

Id say make up some fake documents and send to him. C what he does from there.

[Scapegoat]

By postal mail:
Central Intelligence Agency
Office of Public Affairs
Washington, D.C. 20505

By phone:
(703) 482-0623
Open during normal business hours.

By fax:
(703) 482-1739
(please include a phone number where we may call you)

use the above contact information :)

or:


FBI Philadelphia
8th. Floor
William J. Green Jr. FOB
600 Arch Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19106
philadelphia.fbi.gov
(215) 418-4000

[Erik]

^x2. lol

[Scapegoat]

make sure you ask them for their phone number as well as you want to be sure you're not being scammed.

You can usually get some decent personal information out of these jokers.

My mom nearly fell for a scam once... someone had been emailing her about getting digital cameras and eventually my mom caught on that it was a scam... well after i told her it was. needless to say, she was surprised and upset that it was a scam...

[**Alex**]

I get those every couple months.. Seriously can't believe some dumb people actually think this sort of thing is legit and fall for it. Matter fact in yahoo news a couple months back some lady was finally tracked and arrested living in of all places Washington... LOL sure if you searched you can find article on it.

[Scapegoat]

I get those every couple months.. Seriously can't believe some dumb people actually think this sort of thing is legit and fall for it. Matter fact in yahoo news a couple months back some lady was finally tracked and arrested living in of all places Washington... LOL sure if you searched you can find article on it.

which is why if you're going to take the time to play along with them, may as well try to set them up and get their contact information into the right people's hands.

[twistedlanes]

^^bet send some scammers to bush's address too lol...see if he falls for it.

[igo4bmx]

look what this guy did
http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109
its amazing how much work he put into the scammer

[jdmwill]

scape im gonna work that info in tonight thanx. it so funny they havent caught on to the billy the kid refrence.lol

[Vypurr]

I love The Scam Baiter. It is SOOOO funny the **** you can get these people to do!

James - Anus computer is EPIC! That gut actually made money off of those scammers!

[Twinz]

haha he scammed the scammers! thats epic

[Vypurr]

Lets make this awesome Will!

I got you a passport!

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7260/passportjg7.jpg

[abrok99]

ahhahaaha that looks like a fat version of my cousin kinda hahaha

that other scammer who scammed the scammer is epic

[jdmwill]

Lets make this awesome Will!

I got you a passport!

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7260/passportjg7.jpg

awesome bro... thanx for the ammo.

[den9]

sticky this, this is gonna be epic

[jdmwill]

so i sent him a reply. i attach a copy of the super-tight-usdm-passport vypurr made.lol i'll

hello again mr.ali royo sorry for not contacting you sooner. thing have being going crazy around here. my wife is so happy that you picked us to help you. we pray every night for this to happen smoothly and without a problem. but to be honest with you i am little scared of giving my private information. but i prayed to god and he reasured me that every thing is going to be ok. i attach a copy of my passport hopefully that could help us get the ball rolling. here is my address 1555n. 5th st second floor, philadelphia, pa, 19122. as for my phone number it got shut off for now. but as soon as i can i'll have it turn back on. i have to pay the rent before i do. hopefully as soon as i get the address of the your bank i'll sent you anymore info you will need. thanx again for picking us we feel so happy now. frankly i thought were going to give up and move back with my parents. it wouldn't be good since my mother doesn't like puerto rican's.

i'm using the shop address...did i mention we don't have second floor.lol

[Vypurr]

When he asks for the payment, tell him that you are having trouble getting cash because of the tough times and see if you can get him to front the money for the express mail, or send you a prepaid container so you could add and mail it back.

Then either keep that money or use his pre-paid envelope to mail him a fake check!

[den9]

does any1 have an unlocked version of that anus computer scam, wont let me go past page 5

[Vypurr]

just register. it's well worth it!

[Scapegoat]

it wouldn't be good since my mother doesn't like puerto rican's.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[jdmwill]

look what i got this morning guys.


Hello Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney thanks for your complete details sent to me, I want to use this opportunity to update you and your good wife that we will get this transaction concluded successfully once you people keep to my advice and instruction at all time till you confirms this fund into your bank account.

Based on my last update over the text of application form, you are advice to open the attached document and fill out the required information before sending it to the bank email address which is stated below.

Note it will take us 5 banking days to have the fund transferred into your account once you apply to the bank with the text of application form.

As soon as the Bank transfers the money into your account, I will be with you in your country for my own share as the ratio was stated and agreed between us.

Note that we are going to spend a little money towards the reactivation of the deceased dormant account once the bank management fully verified your application form, I want you to keep this transaction confidential and always follow my advice and instructions till the money get into your bank account, please don't betray this trust and confidence I have established on you people.

I am suggesting you check your email box 3times everyday, to enable us communicate with each other and pass information to each other absolutely, I hope you understand my point?

so here is the form he sent me.

TO: DR DIDI DIDIER
THE DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
GLOBAL SECURITY BANK OUAGDOUGOU BURKINA FASO
TELE FAX: 00226 50 30 41 62.
E-mail: globalsecuritybank@gtscbf.zzn.com

Sir,

I am Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney introducing ourselves as the next of kin to late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY an American, native of Atlanta who was one of your customers and our business partner who died in the plane crash in Kenya on 21st July 2003, including his wife and daughter with relatives leaving behind the contract sum USD $12.1 Million US Dollars) in your bank G.S.B.
Having introduced our selves to this bank, we therefore advice and instruct G.S.B to affect the release of inheritance fund of DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY valued at US$12,000,100.00M with account number G/S/B 0000978-498, Into the below stated bank account Details as it is long over due for payment.

Beneficiary Account Names Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney
Your complete date of births ................................................
Your work and positions ..............................................
Telephone ..........................................
Fax ..................................................
Bank name .................................................. .............................
Bank complete Address .................................................. ..............................
Your Account No .......................................
Swift code.......................................... Iban code number if any……………………….
Bank Tele No ...........................................
Bank Fax No.............................................

Sir, I will appreciate it if you will act accordingly
to the release of the fund and wish to respond to all
your demand urgently.
Yours Sincerely Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney


now we need to fill this out

[Vypurr]

Haha, he thinks $12.1 Million = $12,000,100!!! hahaha

[den9]

pwn his ass

[den9]

any update? i finally received one of these, i been waiting awhile, i want to mess with him now

[lownslow95]

Don't mean to thread jack, but I recived this in the mail, plus I didn't feel like making a thread of almost the same thing. So here it is:


-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are Oil Producing Company looking for a representative to represent the company. We have sales representatives all over the world to distribute our products.You know, that it's not easy to start a business in a new market (being the US). There are hundreds of competitors, close direct contacts between suppliers and customers and other difficulties, which impede our sales promotion.We have decided to deliver the products upfront, it's very risky but it should push up sales on 25 percent.Thus we need to receive payments for our products as soon as possible. Unfortunately we are unable to open Bank Accounts in the United US without first registering the company name. Presently with the amount of Orders we have, we cannot put them on hold. For fear of loosing the customers out rightly. Secondly we cannot cash these payments from the US soon enough, as international Checks take about 14 working days for cash to be made available.We lose about 100,000 USD of net income each month because we have money transfer delays. Your task as a representative of the company is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process.You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer (usually through FEDEX).The customer receives and checks the products. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through Certified Checks and Money orders drawn from the United States based on the amount involved. which Sales Manager have to come down to receive payment and have it cashed after we supply them the goods. It's always too expensive and stressful for her to come down and receive such payment twice in a month so we therefore decided to contact you. We are willing to pay you 10% for every payment received by you from our clients who makes payment through you. We have decided to open this new job position fo! r solv in g this problem. if interested your urgent attention is imperative...............


Your tasks are:
1. Receive payment from Customers
2. Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you.
3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to, This is done either through western union money transfer or money gram transfer. This job takes only 3-7 hours per week. You'll have a lot of free time doing another job, you'll get good income and regular job. But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and will be an earnest assistant. We are glad to offer this job position to you. Interested in the position, kindly email back with the following details of yours:

Name to be written on Checks or Money orders............................

Address: (This should be a physical address where fedex can deliver the payment because Fedex doesnt deliver to post office addresses.

City:

State:

Zip Code:

Contact Telephone Number .............

IS THIS LEGAL? YES
It is very legal (article 15.3) Employment Opportunity Act. My lawyer
checked all legal provisions concerning any domestic or international law
against businesses or deals of domestic monetary trade. Doing this business
is 100% safe and legal.

All Interested Candidate Should email:d_steven_10@hotmail.com

Regards,
Daniel Steven (Research Officer)
ROC OIL COMPANY LIMITED
+447031919131
18 THAMESROD,
ENGLAND.
UNITED KINGDOM

[den9]

can u call long distance with a relay program?

[lownslow95]

can u call long distance with a relay program?

I don't know, nor do I want to find out.

[sillyeye]

Scumbag losers that cant make honest $

[jdmwill]

so i decided to let it go for a couple of days to see how ancious this guy is. he emailed me twice and call the shop once but hanged up. im going to email him back later.



Dear William H. Bonney III,
i been waiting to hear from you but no respond from your side,i want you to update me if you have filled and send the application of claim to the bank, as i ask you to do,if you did let me know.

i wait to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards,
Mr.Ali Royo.

so i got this this morning, i think that called desperate plus can you tell he's getting loud with me. lol

Hello, this is quite surprising to me, how could you and your wife refused to reply my messages after I sent you the text of application form?

Is this the way we are going to archive this claim?

The key of success in life is persistence and Constance communication between your partners.

How could you and wife abandon our project all these while, please if you are no longer interested towards this project do update me immediately to enable me see how I could get another American Involved.

I respect people who keep to their worlds, I don't like been treated like a kid, you are all adults, so you should behave like one.

Let me know if you have sent the application form across to the bank management or not

Waiting to hear from you soon
Regards
Yours Mr Ali Royo

[lownslow95]

this just seems to keep getting better and better lol.

[Vypurr]

Now tell him that your wife is not sure about it, but a picture to prove that you are good people will help convince her!

Get him to do something outrageous!

[den9]

i cant wait til he starts talking about the mayor and clique mob

lmao check this out
http://www.ihasflavr.com/2008/03/scambait.html

[OPZ]

^bwahhahahhaa, lolzcats make everything better

[den9]

whats going on, any updates