If I lived back in the wild west days....

[igo4bmx]

instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

[MuddyREX]

I like your recent posts. You, my friend, are crazy. :thumbup:

[DropTopChevy]

Forget the posts i like the avatar.

Miller

[99SL2_Modder]

Hmm, which comedian said that?

Cause I know for a fact it's not yours. ;)

[igo4bmx]

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

[MuddyREX]

I can play this game too.....

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.