The BEST Fast and Furious one liner.

[pearl]

saw this on ht, someone has to have some input.


make your own DAMN popcorn!

[twistedlanes]

you can have any beer you want as long as its a corona.

its terretto brian it always has been.

i need nos! (lol thats my favorite)

2jz engine no ****!

[CHAOS]

ill take 2 of these... the big ones.

[K-Rex]

About 30 minutes into the first movie my friend turned to me and said "This is the worst movie ever made"

[Kerplunk105]

I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.

[twistedlanes]

^^^thats not a one liner from the movie

[twistedlanes]

granny shifting not double clutching like ya should!

[MPowerKai]

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning

[CleanNeon98]

my name is hector...i got a last name too but i cant pronounce it

[garrettej8]

you should go to MIT or something.

[poisonivory]

bullshyt asshole, nobody likes the tuna here

[MPowerKai]

I didn't know pizza places made motors.

[dragonfly2k3]

^^^thats not a one liner from the movie

how is it not?

[pearl]

swat came into my house, disrespected my family

[igo4bmx]

I live my life one quarter pounder at a time.

[garrettej8]

I need nos, I need nos.

[CleanNeon98]

I didnt know pizza places made engines

[CHAOS]

i bet if we tried we could repeat the entire movie, line by line

[dnasty2g]

**Danger to Manifold**

"SHUTUP!!"

[igo4bmx]

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

[twastheglow]

Terretto didn't do this, he's too controlled for that.

[MPowerKai]

I didn't know pizza places made motors.

I didnt know pizza places made engines

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

[garrettej8]

This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.

[MPowerKai]

You know, this ain't no 10-second race.

[garrettej8]

You drive like you've done this before. What are you, a wheelman?

[twastheglow]

Terretto, he's a cop!

[MPowerKai]

My mother, she's blind in one eye and she can drift better than that.

[MPowerKai]

I don't care if you're sick as a dog or in bed with Beyonce. I call, you come!

[xEJ20x]

I never narc'd on nobody.

[twastheglow]

This thread rocks! LOL!

[MPowerKai]

I never narc'd on nobody.

swat came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? It was you!!!!!! :-p

[redline]

M favorite

What's your problem, *****? You didn't win!

[omgjacki]

Move your car.

I gotta find Jesse before they do!

[CleanNeon98]

swat came into my house, disrespected my family

swat came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? It was you!!!!!! :-p

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

[xEJ20x]

Break her heart, I'll break your neck.

[pearl]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

i was too lazy to quote to do the quoting, thanks.

[OptiCon]

"The End"

[lagos]

You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.

[poisonivory]

you can't just hop in the ring with ali because you think you can box.

[igo4bmx]

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE

[lagos]

Wait, hold up, hold up. Look at this snowman right here, man

[lagos]

I smell
[sniffs air]
skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

[PoorMan'sR]

Nos!!!

[coleycole]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull****. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

"A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars."

"Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on."

[MPowerKai]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

Actually I was just replying back and fully extending it with the narc'd part which was cut out in the original post.

:finga:

[lagos]

Monica....NOOOOOOOO!

[jdmwill]

look were not hungry no mo.

[jdmwill]

nah im not cutting rivers with her tonight im going tonira circuit....

[DoubleOughtCel]

M favorite

What's your problem, *****? You didn't win!

AHAHAHA thats one of my favorites too

Or this - Jesse: No man, I got that attention disorder
Brian: Oh, ADD?
Jesse: Yes, that ****

[On Sale]

"Im not GOIN back to Barstol"

[DoubleOughtCel]

Dom: Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse: Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon: Spirit.
Jesse: Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen.

[Gorilla Unit 33]

EJECTO SEATO CUZZZ!

LMFAO best line ever

[On Sale]

"Ey You! I'l take my cutta back!"

[Evo8kid]

**Danger to Manifold**

"SHUTUP!!"


yea and then his floor pan exploded? WTF? 2 minutes later he is picking up dom from the cops. Wouldnt dom fall through the floor?

[Evo8kid]

and then...

"NOOOOOO MONIKAAAAA"

"Dont do it jessie, i bet he has 100 grand under the hood of that car"... what was eveything gold plated?

[garrettej8]

dude no way, he fixed that **** yo

[redline]

Your lucky that 100 shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake

[twastheglow]

This thread will go on until the entire script for all 3 movies are posted. LOL

[bluengoldsti]

EJECTO SEATO CUZZZ!

LMFAO best line ever

I agree with this one, that was hilarious.

[PUREKDM]

Monica....NOOOOOOOO!

i think it's actually NOOOOOOOO....Monica!!

[omgjacki]

"That was an $80,000 vehicle, Officer."

An $80,000 DSM?

[twastheglow]

"That was an $80,000 vehicle, Officer."

An $80,000 DSM?

Uhhhhh, yeah, it was stored for 9 years and only had 6xx miles on it. LOL

[omgjacki]

"This will decimate all, after you put about $15,000 in it."

But only $15,000 into the biggest POS Supra and it's good to go?

[[sr20]sean]

"my grandmas buick can smoke that piece of sh*t trailer trash"
"can i get a copy of that"
"ken and barbie over there are gonna walk outa here with just a slap on the wrist"
"i love screwups like you. you know why? because its guarenteed 100% conviction"

[xEJ20x]

"This will decimate all, after you put about $15,000 in it."

But only $15,000 into the biggest POS Supra and it's good to go?

And it was originally a NA supra....


Johnny Tran: Where's he going?
Dom: He went to the car wash
Johnny Tran: Whatever. Go fetch my car!
Dom: Go fetch your car? We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that.

[CherryBomb]

"I told you...we hungry."

"We could overnight parts from Japaaan."

LOL, this thread is great.

[Evo8kid]

i think it's actually NOOOOOOOO....Monica!!

haha yea you are right

[coleycole]

Do you know what DK stands for???
I don't know, Donkey Kong...

[CherryBomb]

Menageeee!!!!!

[Nors]

Surprised this wasn't posted...

Dude: Ferarri Pal
Torreto: Smoke em.


I butchered it.

[den9]

You don’t even know him!
Yeah and there was a time when I didn’t know you either!
That was in the 3rd grade!!!!!!!

next time get yourself a fatburger with double cheese and fries for $2.95 fagg0t
i like the tuna here

A business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.

I used to drag here back in high school. That railroad crossing is exactly a quarter mile away from here. On green–I’m going for it.

[kevin@dambrosio]

"you almost blew the welds on the intake"

[Soon2bG60]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, Nothing else matters, not the morage, not the team or all that other bull****, For those 10 seconds or less, Im free"

[DPancoast]

"I need NOS. My car topped out at 140 miles per hour, this morning."

oh yeah Thread Ruiner (http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12301)

[Boosted08]

ja rule - MAANAAAAAJJJJEEEE hahaha

[CleanNeon98]

hey where'd you guys get those cars at the bottom of a cereal box??

hahah real funny FONZI!....ass

[supraghost]

"This will decimate all, after you put about $15,000 in it."

But only $15,000 into the biggest POS Supra and it's good to go?

but it has a 2jz in it!

that has to be one of lines in the movie that amazes me the most

"2jz. No ****!"

like what did he expect to see when he opened the hood of mkiv supra?

"oh damn a 7m! thats ballin!" Or

"A 1UZ. No ****?"

^^^that woulda been cool. japanese v8 ftw

[namdoogwerdna]

just don't mess up mona

[kevin@dambrosio]

you never had me... you never had your car....

[noclutch]

too soon junior..

[ICE95Z]

Wecome To Race Wars

[SpEcRv9]

"Ey You! I'l take my cutta back!"

dammit beat me too it...

i like the line when Rome makes fun of him and says it......sounds exactly like the dude and i lol everytime i see that part.

[den9]

i feel like watching this movie now, the second one sucks, worst actors in the world

[SpEcRv9]

i feel like watching this movie now, the second one sucks, worst actors in the world

oh yeah because the 1st and the 3rd were known for the academy award winning actors :screwy:

[sherwood]

stand alone engine management system...not a bad way to spend $10,000.

[Evo8kid]

Brian: Dude. I almost had you.
Dom: You almost had me?
Dom: You never had me.You never had your car.

most epic line evar!

[MuddyREX]

Dude with dreads - "How bout we race for that sweet ass?"

[Im2Slow]

Da Da Da, Another One Bites The Dust

[lagos]

The busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

This thread is making me realize that FF1 was the greatest movie ever made!

[xEJ20x]

JaRule:This yours?
Spilner:Yea, I'm standin next to it...
JaRule:Thats funny. ya'know Edwin happens to know a few things....and one of the things Edwin knows is its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car. You better learn that.

[twistedlanes]

he knows i can box

[sleepinsilvia23]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u318/sleepinsilvia23/FandF.jpg


Sorry, i had to. :wink:

[deb38]

streets closed pizza boy...

[wheresmycar]

Didn't read everything.

"Bull****! No one likes the tuna here."

and

"Monicaa! NoooOOooo!"

[WRX_JB]

Danm bout to go watch all 3

[NoizePollution]

"I see a Cold air intake, a NOS fogger system and a T4 Turbo Dominic, an A.I.C Controller, it hhhaaaassss Direct port Nitrous Injection...."

[jjm4life]

not one mention of the motec exhaust yet?? come on guys

[DPancoast]

This thread is making me realize that FF1 was the greatest movie ever made!

truth.... best one of the bunch.

[SpEcRv9]

not one mention of the motec exhaust yet?? come on guys

3 t66 turbos with nos and a motec exhaust system

[Renegade_]

Danger to teh manifoldz....!

[jdmwill]

fock i'll admit it i love all three cheesy furious movies. they sit on top of my dvd collection. blah i feel like watching then now.

dam you pearl you brought out the ricer in me.:finga::finga::finga:

[twistedlanes]

My meal ticket? I can't pay for my own shrimp?

There's no engines what are they planning on racing with, hopes and dreams?

[MPowerKai]

Evo?! Where'd you get an Evo from???

[coleycole]

Brian: Brian Spilner.
Hector: Typical white boy name.

Johnny Tran: [interrogating Ted about his missing engines] What are feeling, Lance... 40 weight? 50 weight?
Lance Nguyen: 40 Weight sounds nice...

Dom: What did you put in that sandwich?

[coleycole]

Vince: What is this guy sandwich crazy or something?

Brian: So what's your best time?
Dom: I've never driven her...
Brian: Why not?
Dom: She scares the **** out of me.

[pearl]

they said it was me that was screaming.

[ThatTealHatch]

jesse: dominic i am so sorry, im just so scared right now
domonic: JESSE WHAT WERE U THINKING?!

....dead....

[redline]

just incase you missed this!

My daddy said, "Son, you're always gonna be nervous
If you don't live a life that's fast and furious."

Have ya heard the story of the import race
When I wasted a Supra and What's-his-face
That story is true, I'm here to say
Drag race down a boulevard in L.A.

Got an old Dodge Charger
Belonged to my Pop
It's black with a matching vinyl top
It's got a big-block engine with a blower
Makes surrounding traffic seem much slower

Now the Supra was all decals and paint
It's a shade of orange I really hate
With a bottle of NOS he thinks it's hot
But a 10-second car? I think not.

Burned out at the stoplight,
Popped a wheelie;
Both cars' rear tires got all squealy
The railroad tracks were the finish line
We were sure we'd be there in no time

About halfway down the track some small part broke
My Charger started knocking, trailing smoke
Brian hit his NOS and passed me (cheater!)
In that stupid orange rebuilt beater

Now I couldn't let him beat me here
So I shifted up another gear
It wasn't very long before
My rear bumper was even with his door

The speedometer needle stopped at 140
His six was screaming, my V-8 roaring
I knew my car could go much faster
I didn't need NOS to catch that bastard

Now a piercing sound woke up my brain
It was the air horn of a speeding train
Heading for the crossing up ahead
We had to beat it or both be dead

This was the longest-seeming quarter-mile
That I had run in quite a while
How ironic, at high speed, time is slow
Hell, blame the filmmakers, what do they know?

Brian punched his NOS again and again
I was neck-and-neck with my ricer friend
Time seemed to stop, all movement slowed
But I kept my focus on the road

To my right was the barreling inbound freight
At a couple thousand tons of weight
We hit the gates as they descended
And cleared the train; the race was ended

My Charger landed with a thunk
And slammed into a semi truck
Did a barrel roll and threw some pistons
Then I heard cop sirens in the distance
(siren in background)

Brian helped me out and gave his car;
asked, "Are you OK?" and said, "Drive far."
And I said, "Hell no, I ain't nervous,
Because I live a life that's FAST ... AND ... FURIOUS."

[pearl]

some fools racing a honda 2000

[BlackBulletTSi]

Monica!!!!

[Jon@WrightAgency]

This thread is AWESOME! I own about 10 DVDs in total and 3 of them are F&F, 2F2F, and Tokyo Drift :)

"she was just admiring.......my ryyyde"

[lagos]

Dude, I almost had you..
You almost had me? You never had me! You never even had your car!

[pearl]

Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

[DPancoast]

ha, best line

[Instigator1225]

You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.



I don't care if you're sick as a dog or in bed with Beyonce. I call, you come!

[RSX Type-Slow]

docta says i gots a high metabolism..................

[Slo240]

"Dom, Are you gonna do something?"

"What'd you put in that sandwich?"

[DC Hunny5]

Do you know what DK stands for?
uh...Donkey Kong?

haha

[teh DIRT]

You can have any beer you want.....as long as its corona.

[streetAssasin96]

the RR crossing is exactly a 1/4 mile from here, on green im going for it

hahahahahahah

[omgjacki]

"I need NOS. My car topped out at 140 miles per hour, this morning."

oh yeah Thread Ruiner (http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12301)

Yeah... I saw that, too. :roll:

"There's a guy in there with a paw that owes me some money"

[CherryBomb]

So at this point they're pretty much all repeats.

[180sxDrifter]

since it's becoming repeat quotes

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger & the toy. To some people thats more important.

[lownslow95]

he knows i can box...best line ever

[enigma]

I think we just said all the lines in the entire movie.

[Tigawoods]

What the hell is going on around here?
Street's closed, pizza boy.
Find another way home.


It's Johnny Tran,|and he's coming your way really fast!

[importpower99]

The busta kept me out of cuffs!

[JKrome]

2fast2furious---- My pockets aint empty cuz..... and we aint hungry no mo

[Soon2bG60]

*Click Click..... Click,..... CLICK!*
Whats that?, WHAT THE **** IS THAT!?
BARSTOL BABY!!!
*Challenger slams into Camaro, Ruins two beatuiful cars *Tear*

[Soon2bG60]

Soo, Were partners? Uhh.. Can you tell me, What motor should I get for my Skyline, The Gaillio 24 or The Gaillio 12?
Uhh,, * Looks at other guy, Other guy nods *
The Gaillo 24?
Didnt know Pizza places made motors.

[Holy Hair]

...and a MoTeC system exhaust.

[boostedfury]

Eating at the cafe..

Dom: whats wrong Brian,
Brian: nothing just got alot on my mind
Dom: well dont lose that cool of yours Brian, that's your meal ticket
Brian: thats it I dont need people to pay for me ...
Brian: seee!! (shh) There's no way your paying for all the stuff under the hood of them cars by working in the garage and running the store
Dom: hands him paper
Brian: Whats this?
Dom: It's Directions....To Racewars... We'lll see how ya do, and than we'll talk

[Menacing_Gc8]

FnF 1 - " he owns you now" , " you could push it across the finish line, or tow it across the finish line"
FnF 2 - "if thats the case you can ask these nice people to move so you can back up off the line" , " uno dos tres taco paco loco?!" sets car on fire " see ya later putos!!" , " its a hoasis in here"

FnF 3 - " this car is like the mona lisa." , " you know this aint no 10 seconds race?" vin diesel replies " i got nothing but time"

[Honest_Bob]

streets closed pizza boy...

finaly, my favorite line. :cool:

streets closed pizza boy, find another way home.

[OutlawzPrez]

Dear heavenly spirit, thank you for providing us with direct port nitrous injection, four core intercoolers, ball bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs Amen

[TurboV]

"If you want some ass why don't you hit up Hollywood Blvd... "

I've had a few guilty moments while racing saying "seeeee yaaaaaaa!" just like Letty did, haha.

[Kevin]

lol I'm watching it now on USA lolz

[pearl]

monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Kevin]

monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nooooooooooooo

[pearl]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/new%20stuff/1210384809826.jpg hahahaha i odnt care if it was posted already

[Kevin]

hahhaahaha

my favorite character is the truck driver lol

[pearl]

im in your face

[twastheglow]

I knew this thread would get revived since FATF was aired on cable today.

[Erik]

"Man, im so good i could sell rubbers to a monk."
"What? You think ill let you ride around in a hyundai?"

[SpEcRv9]

cant wait for fast and the furious 4 so we can make this thing like 10 more pages.

[thefro526]

From deleted scenes of F&F3

Bow-Wow: Where's my Fizz!!!!

Gas Station Attendant: (argues in Japanese)

(Dude and Chick Steal tires and run away)

Funniest thing in the third movie to watch.

[Tigawoods]

"what the hell is going on around here?!?!"
"streets closed pizza boy....find another way home"
"goddamn street racers"


director disguised as 50yr old pizza "boy" FTW

[Kevin]

hahaha the pizza boy one lol

[pearl]

... and they banned me from the tracks for life.

[Elliott18t]

http://lilashley_16.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesse.jpg

someone said i was like jesse from the first :(

[den9]

is he wearing a canadian tuxedo?

[pearl]

jean sleeves ftw

[xEJ20x]

is he wearing a canadian tuxedo?

CleanNeon's formal wear?

[silver01lude]

"Hell, I'd get off to her surveilance photos too."

[JSpecV03]

wow this thread came back from the dead...
anyway....has anyone got anymore good ones or has the whole movie basically been quoted?

[ASIAN JUL]

Sorry to bump this old ass thread.


It's not so much as a line but rather a moment, in 2fast2furious when Brian tells Rome that he's not a cop anymore and they start to fight and the other black cop just goes "WOOOO here we go" and then they wrestle around and he just walks away and eats, and then Brian goes "You still fight like ****, you still fight like ****!" then they sit up after their fight and Brian says he needs his help or something and flicks sand at him. It makes me lulz everytime.

[ASIAN JUL]

Oh I forgot one... in 2fast2furious when Rome goes to eat the lunch in the white bag and the cop says "Hey that's mine" and Rome says "SO!" and then nothing happens after that. It's just the most random thing.

[ndubz]

^^^thats not a one liner from the movie

Um.......ya.........it pretty much is a one liner from that movie. When brian brings in the supra on the truck. I just saw it the other day.

[Kevin]

We're talking about the original movie here, not the later ones. They were retarted.

[ASIAN JUL]

A lot of other people posted quotes from the other ones so I thought it was ok... My bad. :(

[Eclipse GSX 61]

Hey Mia, you see this cock? Yea really? Hop on it b***h!:)

[phillycivicsi]

Paul Walker-"this is were my jurisdiction ends"
Vin Diesel-"this is where mine begins"

[00RegalGSX]

I was just about to come in here and say that lol, that's the only one I can remember too. **** my brain.

[phillycivicsi]

he did say i owe u a 10 sec car again

[boostedfury]

is this your car?... Im standing next to it!

[ndubz]

Lady: "License please"
Vin Diesel: "What License"

[phillycivicsi]

hot spanish chick-"i already know what kind of cars you like but i still dont know what kind of women u like"
Vin Diesel-"i like a girl that's 20% angel and 80% devil and has engine grease on her finger nails"
hot spanish chick-"wait thats not me"

[GearHead899]

Brian : My pockets ain't empty cuz
Roman : and we ain't hungry no more either

[OutlawzPrez]

Ok TST, its time to bring this back & make fun of this great movie with MORE memorable quotes!

Edwin: Yo, Monica!
Monica: What's wrong N****r, you didn't win.

[Nick Merrone]

paul:they got deep pockets?
ludacris: heh heh reallllllllllllll deeeeeep cough cough in my asshole.

[CleanNeon98]

cleanneon: bull**** santosh, noone likes your v-dub here

[Username]

Verone: Ay you.... Il take my cutta back.
Brian: Yo man you STEALIN VERONES ****?
Roman: Him all like... Ay you il take my cutta back...

[c0nfl1kt]

The Diesel: I'm in your face!

[sherwood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW96PKkIVQ&feature=response_watch

[lownslow95]

Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here.
Brian: Yeah, well, I do.

[c0nfl1kt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW96PKkIVQ&feature=response_watch

Weren't you spewing some F&F quotes the other night when we were playing Shift? :-p

[den9]

make your own damn popcorn

[OutlawzPrez]

Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here.
Brian: Yeah, well, I do.

Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!

[Nick Merrone]

I didnt know you had a huge penis.

[lownslow95]

Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!

Brian: Hey man, he was in my face.
Torretto: I'm in your face.

[Nick Merrone]

Brian: Hey man, he was in my face.
Torretto: I'm in your face.

Brian Earl Spooner

Sounds like a cereal killer name

[Kevin]

Ok TST, its time to bring this back & make fun of this great movie with MORE memorable quotes!

Edwin: Yo, Monica!
Monica: What's wrong N****r, you didn't win.

Wrong!

It's: What's y0 problem Nigga? You didn't win!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW96PKkIVQ&feature=response_watch

baahhaah

[CleanNeon98]

Brian Earl Spooner

Sounds like a cereal killer name
Spilner, not spooner, you queer.

[phillycivicsi]

You think imma win babe
You better win we gotta pay rent

[lownslow95]

Dom: You work for Harry, right?
Brian: Yeah, I just started.
Dom: You were just fired.

[graffkid732]

God damn street racers.

[lownslow95]

Find another way home pizza boy.

[OutlawzPrez]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/DarkHearse/vinD.gif

[xEJ20x]

Brian: Hey man, he was in my face.
Torretto: I'm in your face.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/xEJ20x/teh%20funny/inyoface.jpg

[phillycivicsi]

Damn look at all these sr20's in here it must be for the civics

[OutlawzPrez]

Damn look at all these sr20's in here it must be for the civics

LULZ sr20's in civics. I remember that part. What a bunch of #!@*ing retards.

[phillycivicsi]

Noooooo monica!!!!

[phillycivicsi]

what motor would be good for my skyline a gallo 12 or a gallo 24

Gallo 24


I didnt know pizza places made motors

[OutlawzPrez]

You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan.

[OutlawzPrez]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/26/633553786360729705-fastandthefuriousnoyousillypeopleitonlyworksifyouh aveacivicdemotivator.jpg

[phillycivicsi]

where yous get those cars bottom of a cereal box

Haha real funny fonzi

[OutlawzPrez]

San: Are you going native on me, Steve?
San: I think the sister's clouding his judgement.
Steve: What was that?
San: Hey, I don't blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too.

[phillycivicsi]

I said a 10 second car not a 10 min car, how do you plan on gettin that across the finishline hopes and dreams

[OutlawzPrez]

Dom: I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
Brian: No Faith.
Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage

[phillycivicsi]

Fools runnin a honda 2000
Jesse dont do it he has more than a 100k under the hood of that thing




Lol it was a stock s2k with snowflake decals on it

[phillycivicsi]

My car topped out at 140 today i need nos make that two big ones i need em by tonight
Brian i seen the way you drive u got a heavy foot

[phillycivicsi]

whats a drift? (country redneck accent)

[OutlawzPrez]

I got creative

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/steviep3/skanks-1.jpg

[OutlawzPrez]

Johnny Tran: I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you.
Dom: You're gonna need more than that crotch rocket.
Johnny Tran: I got something for you.

[phillycivicsi]

Hey u got somethin to eat in there we hooungry

[OutlawzPrez]

Fools runnin a honda 2000
Jesse dont do it he has more than a 100k under the hood of that thing




Lol it was a stock s2k with snowflake decals on it

lulz give the guy credit, he had a catback & an intake. not a bad way to spend 100k

[phillycivicsi]

One of my favorites which i use often as u can see to ur left




Nice car whats the retail on one of those
More than u can afford pal ferrari
Smoke em

[OutlawzPrez]

Dominic Toretto: I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make.

[OutlawzPrez]

One of my favorites is from torque: I live my lif a quarter mile at a time; (some girl) Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

[phillycivicsi]

One more before i zzzz



Take the car and go

Why are you doin this

You said i owe you a 10 second car

[OutlawzPrez]

Shawn Boswell: What about your daddy's Viper?
Clay: This beast's got 500-horsepower and a Borla exhaust system. It does 0-60 in what, 4.3 seconds?
Shawn Boswell: Wow. You can read the brochure.

[jspek]

Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah well I do.

[c0nfl1kt]

Im in ur faec lol so funny u guise!

[OutlawzPrez]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/DarkHearse/vinD.gif

LULZ!

[xEJ20x]

I got creative

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/steviep3/skanks-1.jpg


If you're gonna try and make that work then you need to use pics of the TST girls that get uppity when new girls join.

[EACH IT]

Tokyo drift:

Why do they call him DK?







my guess was BK was taken.

[OutlawzPrez]

If you're gonna try and make that work then you need to use pics of the TST girls that get uppity when new girls join.

lmao how true

[lownslow95]

Tokyo drift:

Why do they call him DK?







my guess was BK was taken.

You know what DK stands for?

Donkey Kong?

:rotfl:

[phillycivicsi]

http://i39.tinypic.com/nco28x.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/zeuceone/diesel.jpg

[OJ-SPEC]

TORETTO!!!!!
i always scream when the cops come to break up meets lol

[phillycivicsi]

always use toretto as my name at sonic so when they come out their like toretto!! Lol

[c0nfl1kt]

Ok, since we are obviously past 1 liners in typical TST fashion here you are:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m233/mrstickslives/FastFurious4captions5.jpg

[vanishingpointt4]

Do you see anything wrong here, Ted?
No.
WE GOT NO ENGINES!!!

[stover]

whyd you bring the buster here?

[FijiBlueFG]

Beacuse the Buster kept me out of Handcuffs!

[lownslow95]

Enjoy any brew you want, as long as its a Corona.

[Teku18]

Brian: Hey remember when you blew you car up? Well you blew mine up to
Dom: Yeah so
Brian: Looks like you owe me a 10 second car.
Dom: (smashes window of the STI) Their you go

Beginning race 4th movie:
Dom: (Hits NOS)
Brian: To soon Dom.
Dom: (Sees him coming and spins him) Still a buster.

End of the 4th one
Brian: You know I would have won that race.
Dom: You hit your head pretty hard.

[lownslow95]

Dude, I almost had you. Almost had me? You never had me, you never had you're car.

[Teku18]

"the day i got my car, was the day i got my first speeding ticket, the day after that, i won my first race, i beat this rich kid by three lengths, i gotta say, it felt good"

[gotvtec?]

bull **** asshole no one likes the tuna here

[gotvtec?]

brian earl spilmer sounds like a cop is that what you are?

[lownslow95]

What did you put in that sandwich?

[lownslow95]

You are delivering parts for Harry, right? Yeah, I just started. You were just fired.

[xEJ20x]

"The best Tuna in Los Angeles"

http://rlv.zcache.com/torettos_womens_vintage_black_tshirt-p2358818675464103493smz_400.jpg

[Teku18]

brian earl spillner sounds like a serial killer is that what you are?

Fixed for you buddy :)

[JankyS13]

can I get a copy of that?

[2point0T]

+1.....

**danger to manifold**

"shutup!!"

[09Speed3Z]

*Brings up the 2 pics of R34's and 1 R35*

"So which one you want?"
"Hell, I want all 3"



"O'Conner take it easy, that's your third offense in 2 blocks"
*Slams phone closed*
"Sure thing dad"
*Jams it into 3rd and floors it*

[vdcoff]

This beasts got 500 horsepower and a borla exhaust system. It does 0-60 in what, 4.3 seconds?

Wow, you can read the brochure.

[Maxxdsix]

This beasts got 500 horsepower and a borla exhaust system. It does 0-60 in what, 4.3 seconds?

Wow, you can read the brochure.
love that line, and its so true with some kids around here whos parents buy them carssssssss. lol

[nhanxsolo]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3987/qsupeujpg.gif

[gotvtec?]

whats a good motor for my skyline a gallo 12 or a gallo 24
a gallo 24
i didnt know pizza places made motors

[fitftw]

"this is pretty much what it COULD look like when it's finished...green, blue...whatever..."
"man you should be going to MIT for this ****!"

[devildog214]

"They got 4 civics runnin spoohn engines!"
"...and the guy in the alligator pants, thats his cousin"

[lownslow95]

Nos!!!

[fitftw]

"old coyotes-R-us. I thought you weren't hungry pumpkin!"
"....i gotta eat...."

[lownslow95]

He's always hungry.

[VERTZX]

grab some chicken man!
one person should post a line, then the next has to recite the next line. and so on.

"i almost had you"

[lownslow95]

You never had me.

[VERTZX]

you never had your car!