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pearl
06-04-2008, 11:28 AM
saw this on ht, someone has to have some input.


make your own DAMN popcorn!

twistedlanes
06-04-2008, 11:32 AM
you can have any beer you want as long as its a corona.

its terretto brian it always has been.

i need nos! (lol thats my favorite)

2jz engine no ****!

CHAOS
06-04-2008, 11:34 AM
ill take 2 of these... the big ones.

K-Rex
06-04-2008, 11:35 AM
About 30 minutes into the first movie my friend turned to me and said "This is the worst movie ever made"

Kerplunk105
06-04-2008, 11:36 AM
I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.

twistedlanes
06-04-2008, 11:36 AM
^^^thats not a one liner from the movie

twistedlanes
06-04-2008, 11:37 AM
granny shifting not double clutching like ya should!

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 11:38 AM
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning

CleanNeon98
06-04-2008, 11:41 AM
my name is hector...i got a last name too but i cant pronounce it

garrettej8
06-04-2008, 11:41 AM
you should go to MIT or something.

poisonivory
06-04-2008, 11:44 AM
bullshyt asshole, nobody likes the tuna here

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 11:46 AM
I didn't know pizza places made motors.

dragonfly2k3
06-04-2008, 11:48 AM
^^^thats not a one liner from the movie

how is it not?

pearl
06-04-2008, 11:49 AM
swat came into my house, disrespected my family

igo4bmx
06-04-2008, 11:50 AM
I live my life one quarter pounder at a time.

garrettej8
06-04-2008, 11:51 AM
I need nos, I need nos.

CleanNeon98
06-04-2008, 11:51 AM
I didnt know pizza places made engines

CHAOS
06-04-2008, 11:51 AM
i bet if we tried we could repeat the entire movie, line by line

dnasty2g
06-04-2008, 11:52 AM
**Danger to Manifold**

"SHUTUP!!"

igo4bmx
06-04-2008, 11:53 AM
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

twastheglow
06-04-2008, 11:53 AM
Terretto didn't do this, he's too controlled for that.

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 11:53 AM
I didn't know pizza places made motors.

I didnt know pizza places made engines

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

garrettej8
06-04-2008, 11:53 AM
This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 11:55 AM
You know, this ain't no 10-second race.

garrettej8
06-04-2008, 11:56 AM
You drive like you've done this before. What are you, a wheelman?

twastheglow
06-04-2008, 11:57 AM
Terretto, he's a cop!

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 11:57 AM
My mother, she's blind in one eye and she can drift better than that.

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 11:58 AM
I don't care if you're sick as a dog or in bed with Beyonce. I call, you come!

xEJ20x
06-04-2008, 11:58 AM
I never narc'd on nobody.

twastheglow
06-04-2008, 12:02 PM
This thread rocks! LOL!

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 12:03 PM
I never narc'd on nobody.

swat came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? It was you!!!!!! :-p

redline
06-04-2008, 12:05 PM
M favorite

What's your problem, *****? You didn't win!

omgjacki
06-04-2008, 12:06 PM
Move your car.

I gotta find Jesse before they do!

CleanNeon98
06-04-2008, 12:10 PM
swat came into my house, disrespected my family

swat came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? It was you!!!!!! :-p

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

xEJ20x
06-04-2008, 12:11 PM
Break her heart, I'll break your neck.

pearl
06-04-2008, 12:15 PM
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

i was too lazy to quote to do the quoting, thanks.

OptiCon
06-04-2008, 12:15 PM
"The End"

lagos
06-04-2008, 12:16 PM
You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.

poisonivory
06-04-2008, 12:17 PM
you can't just hop in the ring with ali because you think you can box.

igo4bmx
06-04-2008, 12:17 PM
AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE

lagos
06-04-2008, 12:18 PM
Wait, hold up, hold up. Look at this snowman right here, man

lagos
06-04-2008, 12:22 PM
I smell
[sniffs air]
skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

PoorMan'sR
06-04-2008, 12:23 PM
Nos!!!

coleycole
06-04-2008, 12:25 PM
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull****. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

"A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars."

"Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on."

MPowerKai
06-04-2008, 12:26 PM
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/Rami71/repost.jpg

Actually I was just replying back and fully extending it with the narc'd part which was cut out in the original post.

:finga:

lagos
06-04-2008, 12:28 PM
Monica....NOOOOOOOO!

jdmwill
06-04-2008, 12:39 PM
look were not hungry no mo.

jdmwill
06-04-2008, 12:40 PM
nah im not cutting rivers with her tonight im going tonira circuit....

DoubleOughtCel
06-04-2008, 12:45 PM
M favorite

What's your problem, *****? You didn't win!

AHAHAHA thats one of my favorites too

Or this - Jesse: No man, I got that attention disorder
Brian: Oh, ADD?
Jesse: Yes, that ****

On Sale
06-04-2008, 12:46 PM
"Im not GOIN back to Barstol"

DoubleOughtCel
06-04-2008, 12:48 PM
Dom: Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse: Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon: Spirit.
Jesse: Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen.

Gorilla Unit 33
06-04-2008, 12:52 PM
EJECTO SEATO CUZZZ!

LMFAO best line ever

On Sale
06-04-2008, 12:54 PM
"Ey You! I'l take my cutta back!"

Evo8kid
06-04-2008, 12:56 PM
**Danger to Manifold**

"SHUTUP!!"


yea and then his floor pan exploded? WTF? 2 minutes later he is picking up dom from the cops. Wouldnt dom fall through the floor?

Evo8kid
06-04-2008, 12:59 PM
and then...

"NOOOOOO MONIKAAAAA"

"Dont do it jessie, i bet he has 100 grand under the hood of that car"... what was eveything gold plated?

garrettej8
06-04-2008, 12:59 PM
dude no way, he fixed that **** yo

redline
06-04-2008, 12:59 PM
Your lucky that 100 shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake

twastheglow
06-04-2008, 01:01 PM
This thread will go on until the entire script for all 3 movies are posted. LOL

bluengoldsti
06-04-2008, 01:06 PM
EJECTO SEATO CUZZZ!

LMFAO best line ever

I agree with this one, that was hilarious.

PUREKDM
06-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Monica....NOOOOOOOO!

i think it's actually NOOOOOOOO....Monica!!

omgjacki
06-04-2008, 01:17 PM
"That was an $80,000 vehicle, Officer."

An $80,000 DSM?

twastheglow
06-04-2008, 01:18 PM
"That was an $80,000 vehicle, Officer."

An $80,000 DSM?

Uhhhhh, yeah, it was stored for 9 years and only had 6xx miles on it. LOL

omgjacki
06-04-2008, 01:18 PM
"This will decimate all, after you put about $15,000 in it."

But only $15,000 into the biggest POS Supra and it's good to go?

[sr20]sean
06-04-2008, 01:31 PM
"my grandmas buick can smoke that piece of sh*t trailer trash"
"can i get a copy of that"
"ken and barbie over there are gonna walk outa here with just a slap on the wrist"
"i love screwups like you. you know why? because its guarenteed 100% conviction"

xEJ20x
06-04-2008, 02:18 PM
"This will decimate all, after you put about $15,000 in it."

But only $15,000 into the biggest POS Supra and it's good to go?

And it was originally a NA supra....


Johnny Tran: Where's he going?
Dom: He went to the car wash
Johnny Tran: Whatever. Go fetch my car!
Dom: Go fetch your car? We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that.

CherryBomb
06-04-2008, 03:16 PM
"I told you...we hungry."

"We could overnight parts from Japaaan."

LOL, this thread is great.

Evo8kid
06-04-2008, 03:18 PM
i think it's actually NOOOOOOOO....Monica!!

haha yea you are right

coleycole
06-04-2008, 03:20 PM
Do you know what DK stands for???
I don't know, Donkey Kong...

CherryBomb
06-04-2008, 03:22 PM
Menageeee!!!!!

Nors
06-04-2008, 03:39 PM
Surprised this wasn't posted...

Dude: Ferarri Pal
Torreto: Smoke em.


I butchered it.

den9
06-04-2008, 04:13 PM
You don’t even know him!
Yeah and there was a time when I didn’t know you either!
That was in the 3rd grade!!!!!!!

next time get yourself a fatburger with double cheese and fries for $2.95 fagg0t
i like the tuna here

A business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.

I used to drag here back in high school. That railroad crossing is exactly a quarter mile away from here. On green–I’m going for it.

kevin@dambrosio
06-04-2008, 04:15 PM
"you almost blew the welds on the intake"

Soon2bG60
06-04-2008, 04:21 PM
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, Nothing else matters, not the morage, not the team or all that other bull****, For those 10 seconds or less, Im free"

DPancoast
06-04-2008, 04:25 PM
"I need NOS. My car topped out at 140 miles per hour, this morning."

oh yeah Thread Ruiner (http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12301)

Boosted08
06-04-2008, 04:27 PM
ja rule - MAANAAAAAJJJJEEEE hahaha

CleanNeon98
06-04-2008, 04:30 PM
hey where'd you guys get those cars at the bottom of a cereal box??

hahah real funny FONZI!....ass

supraghost
06-04-2008, 04:45 PM
"This will decimate all, after you put about $15,000 in it."

But only $15,000 into the biggest POS Supra and it's good to go?

but it has a 2jz in it!

that has to be one of lines in the movie that amazes me the most

"2jz. No ****!"

like what did he expect to see when he opened the hood of mkiv supra?

"oh damn a 7m! thats ballin!" Or

"A 1UZ. No ****?"

^^^that woulda been cool. japanese v8 ftw

namdoogwerdna
06-04-2008, 04:56 PM
just don't mess up mona

kevin@dambrosio
06-04-2008, 05:37 PM
you never had me... you never had your car....

noclutch
06-04-2008, 05:38 PM
too soon junior..

ICE95Z
06-04-2008, 06:19 PM
Wecome To Race Wars

SpEcRv9
06-04-2008, 06:27 PM
"Ey You! I'l take my cutta back!"

dammit beat me too it...

i like the line when Rome makes fun of him and says it......sounds exactly like the dude and i lol everytime i see that part.

den9
06-04-2008, 06:31 PM
i feel like watching this movie now, the second one sucks, worst actors in the world

SpEcRv9
06-04-2008, 06:39 PM
i feel like watching this movie now, the second one sucks, worst actors in the world

oh yeah because the 1st and the 3rd were known for the academy award winning actors :screwy:

sherwood
06-04-2008, 06:46 PM
stand alone engine management system...not a bad way to spend $10,000.

Evo8kid
06-04-2008, 06:48 PM
Brian: Dude. I almost had you.
Dom: You almost had me?
Dom: You never had me.You never had your car.

most epic line evar!

MuddyREX
06-04-2008, 07:03 PM
Dude with dreads - "How bout we race for that sweet ass?"

Im2Slow
06-04-2008, 07:14 PM
Da Da Da, Another One Bites The Dust

lagos
06-04-2008, 07:27 PM
The busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

This thread is making me realize that FF1 was the greatest movie ever made!

xEJ20x
06-04-2008, 08:12 PM
JaRule:This yours?
Spilner:Yea, I'm standin next to it...
JaRule:Thats funny. ya'know Edwin happens to know a few things....and one of the things Edwin knows is its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car. You better learn that.

twistedlanes
06-04-2008, 08:25 PM
he knows i can box

sleepinsilvia23
06-04-2008, 08:32 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u318/sleepinsilvia23/FandF.jpg


Sorry, i had to. :wink:

deb38
06-04-2008, 09:03 PM
streets closed pizza boy...

wheresmycar
06-04-2008, 09:55 PM
Didn't read everything.

"Bull****! No one likes the tuna here."

and

"Monicaa! NoooOOooo!"

WRX_JB
06-04-2008, 09:57 PM
Danm bout to go watch all 3

NoizePollution
06-04-2008, 10:03 PM
"I see a Cold air intake, a NOS fogger system and a T4 Turbo Dominic, an A.I.C Controller, it hhhaaaassss Direct port Nitrous Injection...."

jjm4life
06-04-2008, 10:15 PM
not one mention of the motec exhaust yet?? come on guys

DPancoast
06-04-2008, 10:18 PM
This thread is making me realize that FF1 was the greatest movie ever made!

truth.... best one of the bunch.

SpEcRv9
06-04-2008, 11:57 PM
not one mention of the motec exhaust yet?? come on guys

3 t66 turbos with nos and a motec exhaust system

Renegade_
06-05-2008, 12:04 AM
Danger to teh manifoldz....!

jdmwill
06-05-2008, 12:18 AM
fock i'll admit it i love all three cheesy furious movies. they sit on top of my dvd collection. blah i feel like watching then now.

dam you pearl you brought out the ricer in me.:finga::finga::finga:

twistedlanes
06-05-2008, 05:15 AM
My meal ticket? I can't pay for my own shrimp?

There's no engines what are they planning on racing with, hopes and dreams?

MPowerKai
06-05-2008, 05:25 AM
Evo?! Where'd you get an Evo from???

coleycole
06-05-2008, 07:31 AM
Brian: Brian Spilner.
Hector: Typical white boy name.

Johnny Tran: [interrogating Ted about his missing engines] What are feeling, Lance... 40 weight? 50 weight?
Lance Nguyen: 40 Weight sounds nice...

Dom: What did you put in that sandwich?

coleycole
06-05-2008, 07:36 AM
Vince: What is this guy sandwich crazy or something?

Brian: So what's your best time?
Dom: I've never driven her...
Brian: Why not?
Dom: She scares the **** out of me.

pearl
06-05-2008, 08:38 AM
they said it was me that was screaming.

ThatTealHatch
06-05-2008, 09:22 AM
jesse: dominic i am so sorry, im just so scared right now
domonic: JESSE WHAT WERE U THINKING?!

....dead....

redline
06-05-2008, 10:05 AM
just incase you missed this!

My daddy said, "Son, you're always gonna be nervous
If you don't live a life that's fast and furious."

Have ya heard the story of the import race
When I wasted a Supra and What's-his-face
That story is true, I'm here to say
Drag race down a boulevard in L.A.

Got an old Dodge Charger
Belonged to my Pop
It's black with a matching vinyl top
It's got a big-block engine with a blower
Makes surrounding traffic seem much slower

Now the Supra was all decals and paint
It's a shade of orange I really hate
With a bottle of NOS he thinks it's hot
But a 10-second car? I think not.

Burned out at the stoplight,
Popped a wheelie;
Both cars' rear tires got all squealy
The railroad tracks were the finish line
We were sure we'd be there in no time

About halfway down the track some small part broke
My Charger started knocking, trailing smoke
Brian hit his NOS and passed me (cheater!)
In that stupid orange rebuilt beater

Now I couldn't let him beat me here
So I shifted up another gear
It wasn't very long before
My rear bumper was even with his door

The speedometer needle stopped at 140
His six was screaming, my V-8 roaring
I knew my car could go much faster
I didn't need NOS to catch that bastard

Now a piercing sound woke up my brain
It was the air horn of a speeding train
Heading for the crossing up ahead
We had to beat it or both be dead

This was the longest-seeming quarter-mile
That I had run in quite a while
How ironic, at high speed, time is slow
Hell, blame the filmmakers, what do they know?

Brian punched his NOS again and again
I was neck-and-neck with my ricer friend
Time seemed to stop, all movement slowed
But I kept my focus on the road

To my right was the barreling inbound freight
At a couple thousand tons of weight
We hit the gates as they descended
And cleared the train; the race was ended

My Charger landed with a thunk
And slammed into a semi truck
Did a barrel roll and threw some pistons
Then I heard cop sirens in the distance
(siren in background)

Brian helped me out and gave his car;
asked, "Are you OK?" and said, "Drive far."
And I said, "Hell no, I ain't nervous,
Because I live a life that's FAST ... AND ... FURIOUS."

pearl
06-05-2008, 10:08 AM
some fools racing a honda 2000

BlackBulletTSi
06-05-2008, 10:09 AM
Monica!!!!

Jon@WrightAgency
06-05-2008, 10:30 AM
This thread is AWESOME! I own about 10 DVDs in total and 3 of them are F&F, 2F2F, and Tokyo Drift :)

"she was just admiring.......my ryyyde"

lagos
06-05-2008, 12:08 PM
Dude, I almost had you..
You almost had me? You never had me! You never even had your car!

pearl
06-05-2008, 12:09 PM
Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

DPancoast
06-05-2008, 01:15 PM
ha, best line

Instigator1225
06-05-2008, 02:38 PM
You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.



I don't care if you're sick as a dog or in bed with Beyonce. I call, you come!

RSX Type-Slow
06-05-2008, 03:06 PM
docta says i gots a high metabolism..................

Slo240
06-05-2008, 04:11 PM
"Dom, Are you gonna do something?"

"What'd you put in that sandwich?"

DC Hunny5
06-05-2008, 04:18 PM
Do you know what DK stands for?
uh...Donkey Kong?

haha

teh DIRT
06-05-2008, 04:28 PM
You can have any beer you want.....as long as its corona.

streetAssasin96
06-05-2008, 05:39 PM
the RR crossing is exactly a 1/4 mile from here, on green im going for it

hahahahahahah

omgjacki
06-05-2008, 06:05 PM
"I need NOS. My car topped out at 140 miles per hour, this morning."

oh yeah Thread Ruiner (http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12301)

Yeah... I saw that, too. :roll:

"There's a guy in there with a paw that owes me some money"

CherryBomb
06-06-2008, 10:08 AM
So at this point they're pretty much all repeats.

180sxDrifter
06-06-2008, 10:46 AM
since it's becoming repeat quotes

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger & the toy. To some people thats more important.

lownslow95
06-06-2008, 01:32 PM
he knows i can box...best line ever

enigma
06-07-2008, 11:30 AM
I think we just said all the lines in the entire movie.

Tigawoods
06-07-2008, 01:53 PM
What the hell is going on around here?
Street's closed, pizza boy.
Find another way home.


It's Johnny Tran,|and he's coming your way really fast!

importpower99
06-08-2008, 10:24 AM
The busta kept me out of cuffs!

JKrome
06-08-2008, 01:22 PM
2fast2furious---- My pockets aint empty cuz..... and we aint hungry no mo

Soon2bG60
06-08-2008, 04:18 PM
*Click Click..... Click,..... CLICK!*
Whats that?, WHAT THE **** IS THAT!?
BARSTOL BABY!!!
*Challenger slams into Camaro, Ruins two beatuiful cars *Tear*

Soon2bG60
06-08-2008, 04:19 PM
Soo, Were partners? Uhh.. Can you tell me, What motor should I get for my Skyline, The Gaillio 24 or The Gaillio 12?
Uhh,, * Looks at other guy, Other guy nods *
The Gaillo 24?
Didnt know Pizza places made motors.

Holy Hair
06-08-2008, 06:07 PM
...and a MoTeC system exhaust.

boostedfury
06-08-2008, 11:20 PM
Eating at the cafe..

Dom: whats wrong Brian,
Brian: nothing just got alot on my mind
Dom: well dont lose that cool of yours Brian, that's your meal ticket
Brian: thats it I dont need people to pay for me ...
Brian: seee!! (shh) There's no way your paying for all the stuff under the hood of them cars by working in the garage and running the store
Dom: hands him paper
Brian: Whats this?
Dom: It's Directions....To Racewars... We'lll see how ya do, and than we'll talk

Menacing_Gc8
06-09-2008, 12:22 AM
FnF 1 - " he owns you now" , " you could push it across the finish line, or tow it across the finish line"
FnF 2 - "if thats the case you can ask these nice people to move so you can back up off the line" , " uno dos tres taco paco loco?!" sets car on fire " see ya later putos!!" , " its a hoasis in here"

FnF 3 - " this car is like the mona lisa." , " you know this aint no 10 seconds race?" vin diesel replies " i got nothing but time"

Honest_Bob
06-09-2008, 12:22 AM
streets closed pizza boy...

finaly, my favorite line. :cool:

streets closed pizza boy, find another way home.

OutlawzPrez
06-11-2008, 01:54 PM
Dear heavenly spirit, thank you for providing us with direct port nitrous injection, four core intercoolers, ball bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs Amen

TurboV
06-11-2008, 07:47 PM
"If you want some ass why don't you hit up Hollywood Blvd... "

I've had a few guilty moments while racing saying "seeeee yaaaaaaa!" just like Letty did, haha.

Kevin
06-23-2008, 02:25 PM
lol I'm watching it now on USA lolz

pearl
06-23-2008, 02:27 PM
monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kevin
06-23-2008, 02:32 PM
monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nooooooooooooo

pearl
06-23-2008, 02:38 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/new%20stuff/1210384809826.jpg hahahaha i odnt care if it was posted already

Kevin
06-23-2008, 03:05 PM
hahhaahaha

my favorite character is the truck driver lol

pearl
06-23-2008, 03:09 PM
im in your face

twastheglow
06-23-2008, 05:49 PM
I knew this thread would get revived since FATF was aired on cable today.

Erik
06-23-2008, 06:26 PM
"Man, im so good i could sell rubbers to a monk."
"What? You think ill let you ride around in a hyundai?"

SpEcRv9
06-23-2008, 08:46 PM
cant wait for fast and the furious 4 so we can make this thing like 10 more pages.

thefro526
06-23-2008, 09:03 PM
From deleted scenes of F&F3

Bow-Wow: Where's my Fizz!!!!

Gas Station Attendant: (argues in Japanese)

(Dude and Chick Steal tires and run away)

Funniest thing in the third movie to watch.

Tigawoods
06-23-2008, 09:26 PM
"what the hell is going on around here?!?!"
"streets closed pizza boy....find another way home"
"goddamn street racers"


director disguised as 50yr old pizza "boy" FTW

Kevin
06-23-2008, 11:42 PM
hahaha the pizza boy one lol

pearl
10-24-2008, 03:23 PM
... and they banned me from the tracks for life.

Elliott18t
10-24-2008, 03:42 PM
http://lilashley_16.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesse.jpg

someone said i was like jesse from the first :(

den9
10-24-2008, 04:11 PM
is he wearing a canadian tuxedo?

pearl
10-24-2008, 04:22 PM
jean sleeves ftw

xEJ20x
10-24-2008, 04:40 PM
is he wearing a canadian tuxedo?

CleanNeon's formal wear?

silver01lude
10-24-2008, 05:28 PM
"Hell, I'd get off to her surveilance photos too."

JSpecV03
10-24-2008, 06:18 PM
wow this thread came back from the dead...
anyway....has anyone got anymore good ones or has the whole movie basically been quoted?

ASIAN JUL
12-03-2008, 12:28 AM
Sorry to bump this old ass thread.


It's not so much as a line but rather a moment, in 2fast2furious when Brian tells Rome that he's not a cop anymore and they start to fight and the other black cop just goes "WOOOO here we go" and then they wrestle around and he just walks away and eats, and then Brian goes "You still fight like ****, you still fight like ****!" then they sit up after their fight and Brian says he needs his help or something and flicks sand at him. It makes me lulz everytime.

ASIAN JUL
12-03-2008, 12:32 AM
Oh I forgot one... in 2fast2furious when Rome goes to eat the lunch in the white bag and the cop says "Hey that's mine" and Rome says "SO!" and then nothing happens after that. It's just the most random thing.

ndubz
12-03-2008, 02:06 AM
^^^thats not a one liner from the movie

Um.......ya.........it pretty much is a one liner from that movie. When brian brings in the supra on the truck. I just saw it the other day.

Kevin
12-03-2008, 10:03 AM
We're talking about the original movie here, not the later ones. They were retarted.

ASIAN JUL
12-03-2008, 10:26 AM
A lot of other people posted quotes from the other ones so I thought it was ok... My bad. :(

Eclipse GSX 61
12-03-2008, 11:15 AM
Hey Mia, you see this cock? Yea really? Hop on it b***h!:)

phillycivicsi
04-03-2009, 03:20 AM
Paul Walker-"this is were my jurisdiction ends"
Vin Diesel-"this is where mine begins"

00RegalGSX
04-03-2009, 03:52 AM
I was just about to come in here and say that lol, that's the only one I can remember too. **** my brain.

phillycivicsi
04-03-2009, 04:32 AM
he did say i owe u a 10 sec car again

boostedfury
04-03-2009, 04:26 PM
is this your car?... Im standing next to it!

ndubz
04-03-2009, 06:51 PM
Lady: "License please"
Vin Diesel: "What License"

phillycivicsi
04-03-2009, 08:50 PM
hot spanish chick-"i already know what kind of cars you like but i still dont know what kind of women u like"
Vin Diesel-"i like a girl that's 20% angel and 80% devil and has engine grease on her finger nails"
hot spanish chick-"wait thats not me"

GearHead899
04-03-2009, 08:56 PM
Brian : My pockets ain't empty cuz
Roman : and we ain't hungry no more either

OutlawzPrez
09-22-2009, 03:52 PM
Ok TST, its time to bring this back & make fun of this great movie with MORE memorable quotes!

Edwin: Yo, Monica!
Monica: What's wrong N****r, you didn't win.

Nick Merrone
09-22-2009, 04:09 PM
paul:they got deep pockets?
ludacris: heh heh reallllllllllllll deeeeeep cough cough in my asshole.

CleanNeon98
09-22-2009, 04:16 PM
cleanneon: bull**** santosh, noone likes your v-dub here

Username
09-22-2009, 04:18 PM
Verone: Ay you.... Il take my cutta back.
Brian: Yo man you STEALIN VERONES ****?
Roman: Him all like... Ay you il take my cutta back...

c0nfl1kt
09-22-2009, 04:28 PM
The Diesel: I'm in your face!

sherwood
09-22-2009, 04:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW96PKkIVQ&feature=response_watch

lownslow95
09-22-2009, 04:33 PM
Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here.
Brian: Yeah, well, I do.

c0nfl1kt
09-22-2009, 04:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW96PKkIVQ&feature=response_watch

Weren't you spewing some F&F quotes the other night when we were playing Shift? :-p

den9
09-22-2009, 04:42 PM
make your own damn popcorn

OutlawzPrez
09-22-2009, 05:11 PM
Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here.
Brian: Yeah, well, I do.

Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!

Nick Merrone
09-22-2009, 05:12 PM
I didnt know you had a huge penis.

lownslow95
09-22-2009, 05:38 PM
Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!

Brian: Hey man, he was in my face.
Torretto: I'm in your face.

Nick Merrone
09-22-2009, 06:00 PM
Brian: Hey man, he was in my face.
Torretto: I'm in your face.

Brian Earl Spooner

Sounds like a cereal killer name

Kevin
09-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Ok TST, its time to bring this back & make fun of this great movie with MORE memorable quotes!

Edwin: Yo, Monica!
Monica: What's wrong N****r, you didn't win.

Wrong!

It's: What's y0 problem Nigga? You didn't win!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW96PKkIVQ&feature=response_watch

baahhaah

CleanNeon98
09-22-2009, 08:29 PM
Brian Earl Spooner

Sounds like a cereal killer name
Spilner, not spooner, you queer.

phillycivicsi
09-22-2009, 09:10 PM
You think imma win babe
You better win we gotta pay rent

lownslow95
09-22-2009, 09:12 PM
Dom: You work for Harry, right?
Brian: Yeah, I just started.
Dom: You were just fired.

graffkid732
09-22-2009, 09:15 PM
God damn street racers.

lownslow95
09-22-2009, 09:16 PM
Find another way home pizza boy.

OutlawzPrez
09-22-2009, 10:52 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/DarkHearse/vinD.gif

xEJ20x
09-22-2009, 10:59 PM
Brian: Hey man, he was in my face.
Torretto: I'm in your face.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/xEJ20x/teh%20funny/inyoface.jpg

phillycivicsi
09-22-2009, 11:15 PM
Damn look at all these sr20's in here it must be for the civics

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:21 AM
Damn look at all these sr20's in here it must be for the civics

LULZ sr20's in civics. I remember that part. What a bunch of #!@*ing retards.

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:25 AM
Noooooo monica!!!!

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:27 AM
what motor would be good for my skyline a gallo 12 or a gallo 24

Gallo 24


I didnt know pizza places made motors

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:27 AM
You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan.

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:28 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/26/633553786360729705-fastandthefuriousnoyousillypeopleitonlyworksifyouh aveacivicdemotivator.jpg

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:28 AM
where yous get those cars bottom of a cereal box

Haha real funny fonzi

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:30 AM
San: Are you going native on me, Steve?
San: I think the sister's clouding his judgement.
Steve: What was that?
San: Hey, I don't blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too.

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:31 AM
I said a 10 second car not a 10 min car, how do you plan on gettin that across the finishline hopes and dreams

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:32 AM
Dom: I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
Brian: No Faith.
Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:34 AM
Fools runnin a honda 2000
Jesse dont do it he has more than a 100k under the hood of that thing




Lol it was a stock s2k with snowflake decals on it

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:36 AM
My car topped out at 140 today i need nos make that two big ones i need em by tonight
Brian i seen the way you drive u got a heavy foot

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:38 AM
whats a drift? (country redneck accent)

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:39 AM
I got creative

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/steviep3/skanks-1.jpg

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:40 AM
Johnny Tran: I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you.
Dom: You're gonna need more than that crotch rocket.
Johnny Tran: I got something for you.

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:40 AM
Hey u got somethin to eat in there we hooungry

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:41 AM
Fools runnin a honda 2000
Jesse dont do it he has more than a 100k under the hood of that thing




Lol it was a stock s2k with snowflake decals on it

lulz give the guy credit, he had a catback & an intake. not a bad way to spend 100k

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:43 AM
One of my favorites which i use often as u can see to ur left




Nice car whats the retail on one of those
More than u can afford pal ferrari
Smoke em

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:43 AM
Dominic Toretto: I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make.

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:44 AM
One of my favorites is from torque: I live my lif a quarter mile at a time; (some girl) Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 02:47 AM
One more before i zzzz



Take the car and go

Why are you doin this

You said i owe you a 10 second car

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 02:53 AM
Shawn Boswell: What about your daddy's Viper?
Clay: This beast's got 500-horsepower and a Borla exhaust system. It does 0-60 in what, 4.3 seconds?
Shawn Boswell: Wow. You can read the brochure.

jspek
09-23-2009, 03:27 AM
Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah well I do.

c0nfl1kt
09-23-2009, 04:46 AM
Im in ur faec lol so funny u guise!

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 01:34 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/DarkHearse/vinD.gif

LULZ!

xEJ20x
09-23-2009, 09:18 PM
I got creative

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/steviep3/skanks-1.jpg


If you're gonna try and make that work then you need to use pics of the TST girls that get uppity when new girls join.

EACH IT
09-23-2009, 09:37 PM
Tokyo drift:

Why do they call him DK?







my guess was BK was taken.

OutlawzPrez
09-23-2009, 10:07 PM
If you're gonna try and make that work then you need to use pics of the TST girls that get uppity when new girls join.

lmao how true

lownslow95
09-23-2009, 10:25 PM
Tokyo drift:

Why do they call him DK?







my guess was BK was taken.

You know what DK stands for?

Donkey Kong?

:rotfl:

phillycivicsi
09-23-2009, 11:23 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/nco28x.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/zeuceone/diesel.jpg

OJ-SPEC
09-24-2009, 01:31 AM
TORETTO!!!!!
i always scream when the cops come to break up meets lol

phillycivicsi
09-24-2009, 02:18 AM
always use toretto as my name at sonic so when they come out their like toretto!! Lol

c0nfl1kt
09-24-2009, 09:22 AM
Ok, since we are obviously past 1 liners in typical TST fashion here you are:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m233/mrstickslives/FastFurious4captions5.jpg

vanishingpointt4
03-31-2010, 01:05 AM
Do you see anything wrong here, Ted?
No.
WE GOT NO ENGINES!!!

stover
03-31-2010, 01:23 AM
whyd you bring the buster here?

FijiBlueFG
03-31-2010, 10:45 AM
Beacuse the Buster kept me out of Handcuffs!

lownslow95
03-31-2010, 10:52 AM
Enjoy any brew you want, as long as its a Corona.

Teku18
03-31-2010, 11:42 AM
Brian: Hey remember when you blew you car up? Well you blew mine up to
Dom: Yeah so
Brian: Looks like you owe me a 10 second car.
Dom: (smashes window of the STI) Their you go

Beginning race 4th movie:
Dom: (Hits NOS)
Brian: To soon Dom.
Dom: (Sees him coming and spins him) Still a buster.

End of the 4th one
Brian: You know I would have won that race.
Dom: You hit your head pretty hard.

lownslow95
03-31-2010, 01:35 PM
Dude, I almost had you. Almost had me? You never had me, you never had you're car.

Teku18
03-31-2010, 07:34 PM
"the day i got my car, was the day i got my first speeding ticket, the day after that, i won my first race, i beat this rich kid by three lengths, i gotta say, it felt good"

gotvtec?
03-31-2010, 07:56 PM
bull **** asshole no one likes the tuna here

gotvtec?
03-31-2010, 07:57 PM
brian earl spilmer sounds like a cop is that what you are?

lownslow95
03-31-2010, 08:26 PM
What did you put in that sandwich?

lownslow95
03-31-2010, 08:27 PM
You are delivering parts for Harry, right? Yeah, I just started. You were just fired.

xEJ20x
03-31-2010, 08:49 PM
"The best Tuna in Los Angeles"

http://rlv.zcache.com/torettos_womens_vintage_black_tshirt-p2358818675464103493smz_400.jpg

Teku18
03-31-2010, 09:20 PM
brian earl spillner sounds like a serial killer is that what you are?

Fixed for you buddy :)

JankyS13
04-01-2010, 01:36 AM
can I get a copy of that?

2point0T
04-01-2010, 06:11 AM
+1.....

**danger to manifold**

"shutup!!"

09Speed3Z
04-02-2010, 11:14 PM
*Brings up the 2 pics of R34's and 1 R35*

"So which one you want?"
"Hell, I want all 3"



"O'Conner take it easy, that's your third offense in 2 blocks"
*Slams phone closed*
"Sure thing dad"
*Jams it into 3rd and floors it*

vdcoff
04-04-2010, 10:13 AM
This beasts got 500 horsepower and a borla exhaust system. It does 0-60 in what, 4.3 seconds?

Wow, you can read the brochure.

Maxxdsix
04-04-2010, 06:56 PM
This beasts got 500 horsepower and a borla exhaust system. It does 0-60 in what, 4.3 seconds?

Wow, you can read the brochure.
love that line, and its so true with some kids around here whos parents buy them carssssssss. lol

nhanxsolo
04-04-2010, 10:05 PM
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3987/qsupeujpg.gif

gotvtec?
04-05-2010, 12:07 AM
whats a good motor for my skyline a gallo 12 or a gallo 24
a gallo 24
i didnt know pizza places made motors

fitftw
04-05-2010, 12:29 AM
"this is pretty much what it COULD look like when it's finished...green, blue...whatever..."
"man you should be going to MIT for this ****!"

devildog214
04-05-2010, 08:19 AM
"They got 4 civics runnin spoohn engines!"
"...and the guy in the alligator pants, thats his cousin"

lownslow95
04-05-2010, 08:24 AM
Nos!!!

fitftw
04-05-2010, 09:08 AM
"old coyotes-R-us. I thought you weren't hungry pumpkin!"
"....i gotta eat...."

lownslow95
04-05-2010, 10:20 AM
He's always hungry.

VERTZX
04-05-2010, 04:39 PM
grab some chicken man!
one person should post a line, then the next has to recite the next line. and so on.

"i almost had you"

lownslow95
04-05-2010, 04:47 PM
You never had me.

VERTZX
04-05-2010, 04:51 PM
you never had your car!