ATTENTION: All forum users

[stichris]

It has recently come to our attention that there has been a recent proliferation of a rare, forum-borne virus on TriStateTuners. If left untreated, it will likely build pressure in the temporal fossa, and increase the risk of long-term complications. In order to determine the risk of progression, your physican may monitor pH and TST levels, as well as check your oil and tire pressure on a regular basis. It is noted that those with a weakened sense of humour, or a history of heart disease, are especially susceptible to this virus, which has been placed by some doctors in the same category as facetiousness.

Please forward this to your friends and loved ones. Don't let them get sucked in to the horror of Sarcasm!


Regards,

Chris

[TehWagon]

Ahh, you speak wisdom. But how do we rid ourselves of this virus??

[teh DIRT]

virus? where? im outa here

[the mike]

Gold star for Chris. :thumbup:

[kef]

::ducks::

[TehWagon]

More research is in. This virus seems to take the form of a guest on the Jerry Springer show. If left untreated it will take over, sapping intelligence as it goes. :eek:

[wrx_snobordr]

I have some penicillin.. will that help?

[Prototype240]

I think the only cure is a good old, fashioned blunt object to the head.

I had this disease for an hour or two, but no blunt object. I ended up banging my head against the wall for 15 minutes.

I feel better now.