the joke of the day

[greek bandit]

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:


370H-SSV-0773H


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.


No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to Australian Intelligence (ASIO) and Mossad.


Eventually they asked MI6 for help.

Within a minute MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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[Snowboy459]

Hahaha!!!

[05Accent]

haha i chuckled.

[4banginRex]

haha its a good one

[Kerplunk105]

haha...I totally just turned my laptop upside down :lol:

[TGilb2007]

rofl.... i had to think about that one for a few

[doug]

that was terrible

[greek bandit]

finally a post u guys understand

[lownslow95]

rofl.... i had to think about that one for a few

So did I, plus, I wasn't about to turn my computer monitor completly upside down.

[WhiteXFire]

A man dressed in a pirate outfit with a steering wheel attached to his pants walks into a bar. The bartender looks over and asks, "Why the hell is there a steering wheel over your crotch?"

The man replies, "Arrrrrrrgh, it drives me nuts!"

[importpower99]

I had to turn my head upside down for that one.

[greek bandit]

A man dressed in a pirate outfit with a steering wheel attached to his pants walks into a bar. The bartender looks over and asks, "Why the hell is there a steering wheel over your crotch?"

The man replies, "Arrrrrrrgh, it drives me nuts!"


hey this is my joke thread,:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgree n:

[doug]

A man dressed in a pirate outfit with a steering wheel attached to his pants walks into a bar. The bartender looks over and asks, "Why the hell is there a steering wheel over your crotch?"

The man replies, "Arrrrrrrgh, it drives me nuts!"

stop ripping off robot chicken.

[Scapegoat]

worst joke ever... it doesn't even make sense...

it would have made more sense with different characters, but bin laden using "1337" speak... no...

[WhiteXFire]

stop ripping off robot chicken.

Actually, I got it from a show on the history channel yesterday about laughing, but same diff. :lol:

[doug]

Actually, I got it from a show on the history channel yesterday about laughing, but same diff. :lol:

hahah.. yeah I watched that too. Good stuff :thumbup:

[SovXietday]

worst joke ever... it doesn't even make sense...

it would have made more sense with different characters, but bin laden using "1337" speak... no...

Flip over your monitor, it says Hello - Ass-hole :o

[doug]

Why do you have to flip the monitor.. doesn't anyone on here have a working brain? I knew what it said like 2 seconds after looking at it.

[Kerplunk105]

Well, arent you super special.

[TimmahWRX]

haha! both got some chuckles! after reading the joke, i looked back and read it right away...pretty funny! keep them coming

[doug]

Well, arent you super special.

Quite, actually... quite. I read upsidedowns supar amazingly.

[Scapegoat]

Flip over your monitor, it says Hello - Ass-hole :o

I understood that part of it... its still leet speak... and doesn't make sense for the joke

[WhiteXFire]

Quite, actually... quite. I read upsidedowns supar amazingly.

I too knew what it said as soon as I saw it before I even read the joke, and it really doesn't make any sense in that context. That's why I figured I'd post my own equally bad joke!

[den9]

every heard this one but its great

why did micky divorce minnie?





she was f*cking goofy!

[greek bandit]

every heard this one but its great

why did micky divorce minnie?





she was f*cking goofy!


THAT WAS FUNNY...

[greek bandit]

what do you call a blond who dyes her hair brown?.................










artificial inteligence

[greek bandit]

what do you call a hooker with braces?.........




a black and decker pecker wrecker

[doug]

failx2

[Scapegoat]

failx2

x10...

worst joke thread ever

[WhiteXFire]

^It just got started... :)


A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

[WhiteXFire]

A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says, "You know, you're quite a celebrity around here. We even have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Steve?!?"

[RSX Type-Slow]

what do you call a cow with no legs?






















ground beef

[WhiteXFire]

A tray of gingerbread men are baking in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here." The second one looks back and says, "F*ck me, a talking gingerbread man!"

[mrchariybrown]

A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says, "You know, you're quite a celebrity around here. We even have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Steve?!?"

A tray of gingerbread men are baking in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here." The second one looks back and says, "F*ck me, a talking gingerbread man!"




hahahahaha sorry I'm just a sucker for jokes with bugs or inanimate objects talking

[WhiteXFire]

hahahahaha sorry I'm just a sucker for jokes with bugs or inanimate objects talking

Well then here's another just for you! :mrgreen:

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"

[WhiteXFire]

And another...


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of.."Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE, UGH...Here I come again! ONE,TWO, THREE, UGH!"

This went on all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed ..."

[mrchariybrown]

hahahahahahahhhaha that last one! so good!

[doug]

lmao... now that's better.

[lownslow95]

And another...


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of.."Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE, UGH...Here I come again! ONE,TWO, THREE, UGH!"

This went on all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed ..."

ahahahahahaha :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kerplunk105]

Well then here's another just for you! :mrgreen:

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"

And another...


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of.."Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE, UGH...Here I come again! ONE,TWO, THREE, UGH!"

This went on all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed ..."

hahaha! Those are both funny. :rofl: :rofl:

[greek bandit]

ok i guess this is whitexfires thread now... im beat and out of retarded jokes