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99SL2_Modder
08-27-2005, 03:02 PM
Gimme something to eat
Gimme what you got
And I don't want beans cause they make me fart
I don't want no chili
Nosirree
Cause that leaves skid marks in my BVD's
I don't want no yogurt
Cause that tastes like shi*t
I don't want a glass of milk
From a cows long tit
And no I ain't in the mood for a juicy steak
And I don't want a Yodel or some chocolate cake
I don't want a big mac or a number 3
Hurry up homeboy now take a look at me
Cause I'm starvin, I am about to cry
I could eat this b-b-booger on a piece of rye
Bread
I said
Cause if I don't eat soon, then soon I'll be dead
Cause in a minute or two, Imma cause some damage
If you don't cook me up a porkchop sandwich

Porkchop sandwich! Eat it up, eat it up!
Porkchop sandwich! Eat it up, eat it up!
Porkchop sandwich! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! EAT IT!
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.

I don't give a f**k if it's 5 days old
And I really don't care if it's hot or cold
I really don't mind if the bread got mold
Because my porkchop sandwich can not be told
Aww, sh*t, I can smell it baker
Hands off, junior, cause this ones taken
Now aww, sh*t, it's almost done
Imma slap that n****r right between 2 buns
Perhaps 2 pieces of...pumpernickle
Put em in the toaster that I bought at Wrinkles
Or did I get it at Top Appliance City?
I really don't remember cause this songs real sh***y now

Porkchop sandwich! Eat it up, eat it up!
Porkchop sandwich! Eat it up, eat it up!
Porkchop sandwich! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! EAT IT!
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.

Well I'm about to eat this lovely treat
Two pieces of bread and some porkchop meat.
You wanna bite?
You wanna bite, right?
Well open up, sucka, cause here it comes....PSYCH!

Porkchop sandwich! Eat it up, eat it up!
Porkchop sandwich! Eat it up, eat it up!
Porkchop sandwich! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! EAT IT!
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.
Eat it up, eat it up, yall yall.

GIMME MY F***IN SANDWICH YOU PIECE...OF......S**T!!!!
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This song is so great. :p

272sWrx
08-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Wtfbbq

99SL2_Modder
08-27-2005, 03:09 PM
Wtfbbq

omgwtfpmp!

S4toSTI
08-27-2005, 03:10 PM
ummm??? too many drugs?

99SL2_Modder
08-27-2005, 03:13 PM
ummm??? too many drugs?

YES! That's exactly what this song means!

xEJ20x
08-27-2005, 04:29 PM
GI Joe PorkChop Sandwiches (http://gorillamask.net/videogijoe11.shtml)

NWS: Language and maybe banner. :mrgreen:

OutOfStock
08-27-2005, 08:26 PM
Sounds like some Andy Milonakis ****

MuddyREX
08-27-2005, 10:49 PM
All I can think about is Adam Sandler's "lunch lady land"

Sloppy Joes, slop, sloppy joes!!!

99SL2_Modder
08-27-2005, 10:57 PM
Sounds like some Andy Milonakis ****


No, it's not. Andy Milonakis sucks my left pinky toe.