Random Facts about Vin Diesel

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Vin Diesel was circumcised at birth. His foreskin is now a professional golfer that goes by the name Tiger Woods.

WTF! LOL

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How about a real one?

He was born as Mark Vincent, a little black kid. His first tv/movie appearance was teaching people how to breakdance.

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Vin Diesel is responsible for the maiming deaths of at least three Muppets on Sesame Street, after being asked what he'd do for a Klondike bar.

Hahahahaha. I guess he'd kill muppets for a Klondike bar.

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i heard he is a transvestite

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Despite it being a physical impossiblity, Vin Diesel can lose points at skee-ball.

LOLOLOLOLOL, wtf x 100!!!!! :lol: :lol:

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So may great ones......

Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume.

Vin Diesel reads Japanese vomit-fetish manga purely for their artistic merit, in a totally non-sexual context

Vin Diesel knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European)

If you spell his name "diesel" he'll cut off your pinky toe and send it to your next of kin as a warning with a note that says "i before e, except after c mother****er"

Every time you masturbate, Vin Diesel kills a kitten. Then he drinks its blood, makes a hat out of its fur, grinds its bones to make his bread, and turns everything else into sausage, except the eyeballs, which he turns into christmas tree ornaments.

Vin Diesel enjoys clapping babies together like erasers. He calls it blapping.

Vin Diesel teaches classes in swashbuckling. The introductory course is jumping off things, and then laughing.

Vin Diesel once cut a hole in a watermelon and put it in the mircowave for a mintue or two. He removed it and checked the temp, it was just right. He then ****ed the watermelon, this isn't so much as a random fact as it is, as Vin calls it, "A damn good idea".

Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.

Vin Diesel had his testicles transferred into his eye sockets and his eves transferred to his testicles, because as he put it, "I want to see what I'm getting myself into."

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Vin Diesel enjoys clapping babies together like erasers. He calls it blapping.


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