I live my life a quarter pounder at a time

[igo4bmx]

For those 500 calories or more, I'm free

[igo4bmx]

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

[igo4bmx]

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE

[igo4bmx]

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[igo4bmx]

Try Deep South Soul Food, you can get yourself collard greens, fried chicken and grits for a dollar ninety five, MUTHA ****A

[99SL2_Modder]

Spaz much?

[DoubleOughtCel]

Ritalin does amazing things to people.

[igo4bmx]

i guess u guys never saw the fast and the furious

[DoubleOughtCel]

I saw it.......too many times.

[mysweetfracture]

what is that rendition the fastfood and the furious

[180sxDrifter]

I think someone needs to lay off the FnF for awhile lol

[BlackBulletTSi]

That had to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

[WRX27]

LMFAO :lol:

[SexyDSM95]

I think someone should invest in a Swedish penis pu.... oh n/m

James..you beef cake...steroids is bad for you and this thread proves it.

[S4toSTI]

lol that was great please tell me you thought of that urself

[igo4bmx]

Dom: Whaddya got there?
Brian: This is your Burger
Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish
Brian: No faith.
Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn’t Jimmy’s Fish Shack, this is McDonalds.
Brian: Lift the bun
Dom: Lift the bun?
Brian: Lift the bun!
Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ****!
Brian: What did I tell you?
Dom: I retract my previous statement
Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more…if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic.
Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ass. There’s a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that’s where you’ll do it. And another thing…when you’re not working at McDonalds, you’ll be working here. If you can’t find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don’t belong near a burger joint.
Mia: TST Ownz you now!

[igo4bmx]

"Look, I know there's NO WAY you pay for all that **** under the bun of that burger by cookin' fries and flippin' patties!"

*Dom slips Brian a piece of paper*

"What's this?"

Dom: "It's my reciept. This ****'s only $3.99. Tell ya what... you come back here behind the counter, and we'll see how ya do. Then we'll eat."

[Dave]

"whats the retail on one of those?"

"more than you can afford a-hole, wendy's"

[sisforsurfing]

I feel like I read that in Sport Compact Car a while back, but you definitely added a bunch more. heh...

[2point0T]

lol keep it going

[Dave]

"this burger is already yours. but if you win, you get fries too"

[Raven18940]

What scares me is I saw this movie once and actually remember all these lines. Good stuff.

[DropTopChevy]

I just found this cause i was bored and i figured everyone else would get a kick out of this :rotfl:

[S4toSTI]

Holy thread revival.

[igo4bmx]

Dom: It had so much grease the bun twisted off the wrapper.

[BlackBulletTSi]

yea jesus christ

[DropTopChevy]

yea jesus christ
I'm a thread reviver not a doctor damit! :rotfl:

[96s14]

BigpimpingVr6wagon change your avatar. Its ****ed up. i am not kidding either.

[licensedtothrill]

Im never going to be able to watch the fast and the furious again, thanks alot

[On Sale]

^^ why would u want to