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99SL2_Modder
08-25-2005, 09:09 PM
No, seriously:

Your turbos so small you could make a heat-shield for it from a coke-can.

My air filter could kick your air filters ass.

Your "charge air bypass valve" is quiet.

Your headlamps are BLUE!!!
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Keep it up! I wanna hear some funny ones!
MuddyREX
08-25-2005, 10:15 PM
You drive a Saturn.

:finga: :)
xEJ20x
08-25-2005, 10:40 PM
You drive a Saturn.

:finga: :)

:iagree: :finga:
igo4bmx
08-25-2005, 10:43 PM
(I just made these up)

your suspension's so tight it makes my 10 year old sister jealous
(i really don't have a 10 year old sister)

your car is so slow a steamroller just walked you

your car sucks more than the crackhead down the street
MuddyREX
08-25-2005, 10:46 PM
Clint knows I am only messin with him though.....
99SL2_Modder
08-25-2005, 10:51 PM
Clint knows I am only messin with him though.....

No I don't. :cry:
BlackBulletTSi
08-25-2005, 11:59 PM
WOW those by igo4bmx were freakin hillarious I just laughed so hard its not even funny. wait yea it was :banana: oh and I drive a saturn to :finga: but atleast mines supercharged.
PhillyGsx
08-26-2005, 03:09 AM
Some pickup lines , if a girl has a boosted car

"Can i make your turbo spool?"

"Can i make your supercharger whine?"
BlackBulletTSi
08-26-2005, 04:04 AM
"Can i make your turbo spool?"


Can I? LoL I am goin to use this one.
WhiteXFire
08-26-2005, 04:04 AM
Your mom burns more rubbers than a drag car. :eek:
MuddyREX
08-26-2005, 06:24 PM
No I don't. :cry:

Oh, well I am messing with you man.
igo4bmx
08-26-2005, 07:15 PM
Your mom uses more rubbers than a drag car. :eek:

edited the way i would have delivered it