xEJ20x
12-23-2007, 01:12 PM
Found this over on teh Nasioc....
Twas the night before Christmas and at the metering light,
Was the new GT500 and no cops in sight!
I will try, I will try, with this small Subie motor,
To beat that with twice my displacement, and a belt driven blower!
The light goes green and I pull like no joke,
With 2wd, the GT's lost in tire smoke,
Now Colin, now Petter, now Tommi, on Blitzin,
These are the names of my flat four pistons,
Despite all this shifting I'm in front of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when the blown 8 gets traction,
Grabbing fourth, I hear the turbo sing,
My mirror is blocked by my rally sized wing,
I now hear the roar of the big beast gaining,
All I can do to keep my stock VF straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my windshield cracks more, though that won't be the last,
Don't bother with fifth, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Just then we hit snow, his tail lights suddenly spin,
There's a drift on the left, and he augers right in!
"You can't win them all" he says in a fling,
"Though I had you on power!" as he gives AAA a ring,
I smiled and revved as he was pulled from the ditch,
"V8s are great, but AWD made you my b...."
Twas the night before Christmas and at the metering light,
Was the new GT500 and no cops in sight!
I will try, I will try, with this small Subie motor,
To beat that with twice my displacement, and a belt driven blower!
The light goes green and I pull like no joke,
With 2wd, the GT's lost in tire smoke,
Now Colin, now Petter, now Tommi, on Blitzin,
These are the names of my flat four pistons,
Despite all this shifting I'm in front of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when the blown 8 gets traction,
Grabbing fourth, I hear the turbo sing,
My mirror is blocked by my rally sized wing,
I now hear the roar of the big beast gaining,
All I can do to keep my stock VF straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my windshield cracks more, though that won't be the last,
Don't bother with fifth, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Just then we hit snow, his tail lights suddenly spin,
There's a drift on the left, and he augers right in!
"You can't win them all" he says in a fling,
"Though I had you on power!" as he gives AAA a ring,
I smiled and revved as he was pulled from the ditch,
"V8s are great, but AWD made you my b...."