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MPowerKai
12-07-2007, 04:43 PM
> "Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
> Was a Supercharged Camaro and no cops in sight,
> I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,
> To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower.
>
> As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
> The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
> Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
> These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.
>
> Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
> But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Camaro gets traction.
> Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
> My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.
>
> I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.
> All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.
> In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
> And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
>
> Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
> Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
>
>
> Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
> The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
> "You can't win them all," he says in fling,
> "You may not win any in that silly thing,"
>
>
> I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,
> & did my classic trademark high speed fly-by,
> Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,
> With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night

J.Ralli
12-07-2007, 04:45 PM
hahahaha

mg23
12-07-2007, 04:50 PM
even though im a civic owner that was some of the funniest **** ive ever read hahahaha

ozthunder
12-07-2007, 04:52 PM
You forgot to mention that when you hit VTEC the force is so strong that you do 6 mid-air barrel rolls before coming down to the ground and letting loose in your FWD vengeance.

MPowerKai
12-07-2007, 04:53 PM
You forgot to mention that when you hit VTEC the force is so strong that you do 6 mid-air barrel rolls before coming down to the ground and letting loose in your FWD vengeance.

That didn't rhyme at all!! :mad:

twastheglow
12-07-2007, 04:54 PM
That was seriously soooooo good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rawk!
*mike*

ozthunder
12-07-2007, 04:54 PM
It doesn't need to rhyme nor make sense, for quite frankly, Honda's don't make sense either. But you don't see me waxing poetic over that oxymoron now do you? :wink:

lownslow95
12-07-2007, 04:56 PM
ahaha that was pretty good

TurboDSMJ
12-07-2007, 04:57 PM
Haha, that thing gets better every year.

Kevin
12-07-2007, 05:03 PM
hahaha ahaha

05GT
12-07-2007, 05:08 PM
Nice, that made me laugh.

~Brian~
12-07-2007, 11:58 PM
I just LOL'd in my pants!

jdm free
12-08-2007, 12:08 AM
that brightened up my day since ive been studyin for the past 15hrs

james_ls
12-08-2007, 12:37 AM
Is that "upgraded" compared to last years?

xEJ20x
12-08-2007, 01:07 AM
Is that "upgraded" compared to last years?

It has CTR cams now. :rofl:

Honduh
12-08-2007, 02:39 PM
lol that was good.

05Accent
12-08-2007, 03:56 PM
that was funny.

NOPSTNS
12-08-2007, 07:11 PM
soo old but always fun, the last paragraph is the best