your favorite movie quote or scene nws for language

[turbo4g63]

here is my favorite from one of the best movies ever made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4xmL_dELgM

and this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CqfZfFn33Y&mode=related&search=

[Jeffros Spec V]

"I have not yet begun to defile myself" - Val Kilmer - Tombstone

and pretty much every line from The Departed and Heat

"Do you have any guys on the inside?" "Maybe, maybe not. Maybe **** yourself."

[dubjinc]

"Right by da beach boyeeee!"

[turbo4g63]

"I have not yet begun to defile myself" - Val Kilmer - Tombstone

and pretty much every line from The Departed and Heat

"Do you have any guys on the inside?" "Maybe, maybe not. Maybe **** yourself."

i love the departed...."ill have a cranberry juice, my g/f drinks that when she's got her period. You got your period"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0iaN9yVCWE WAY NWS FOR LANGUAGE

[06evors]

Skinny White guy: Well I didn't say anything because you and your boyfriend were having a fight
Shaun: He's not my boyfriend!
Ed: Here it is, it's a little hot
Shaun: Thanks Babe
-Shaun of the Dead



The Dude: Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man-The Big Lebowski

[JET02WRX]

Classic Christmas Cheer...Skip to 3:30 in the vid.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q_UPMmRRc

[EvlEgl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7F787AnlHU Definatly NWS for language, But I laugh everytime I see the scene...WTF HOW THE **** ****ING ****!!!

Boondock Saints > The Departed

[BradC]

"I have not yet begun to defile myself" - Val Kilmer - Tombstone



Any of Kilmer's lines in Tombstone are money...great flick.

One of the all time best scenes, ever...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s376ZbPG-OM

[EvlEgl]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvICN8DNMpY

Ben Afleck's Best Scene

[mylosteclipse]

any quote from scarface!!!

[turbo4g63]

any quote from scarface!!!

scarface is weaksauce and overplayed...find something good

[Jeffros Spec V]

Boondock Saints > The Departed

"We got two bodies in the morgue that looked like they've been serial crushed by some huge freaking guy... Boondock Saints

[mylosteclipse]

scarface is weaksauce and overplayed...find something good

whatever you say!!! But its the best movie every made. You got your fav's (which i don't diss) and i got my favs (which you do diss) but its cool little kids are like that. Your still my fav tster turbo4g63 :)

[ThePrimerSuspect]

whatever you say!!! But its the best movie every made. You got your fav's (which i don't diss) and i got my favs (which you do diss) but its cool little kids are like that. Your still my fav tster turbo4g63 :)

ya know, im sorry to stereotype but whenever you post i picture a skiny white kid in a tall tee and a sideways baseball cap that still has the reflective sticker on it cuz its baller.

[iMPORTGiRLiE91]

LOL!!!!!! omg. that's so him minus the skinny(he's musclar), and the tall tee?!

[mylosteclipse]

ya know, im sorry to stereotype but whenever you post i picture a skiny white kid in a tall tee and a sideways baseball cap that still has the reflective sticker on it cuz its baller.

LOL your right but i just took the sticker off :) lol i dont' wear them ghetto ass tee's though. but ur pretty dman close. i ain't skinny either bro :) i ain't fat too lol thats funny.

[ThePrimerSuspect]

LOL your right but i just took the sticker off :) lol i dont' wear them ghetto ass tee's though. but ur pretty dman close. i ain't skinny either bro :) i ain't fat too lol thats funny.

damn, i must have a gift:wink:

[iMPORTGiRLiE91]

'When the **** did we get ice cream!?!?!'
anyone know what movie that's from? :D

[ThePrimerSuspect]

its gonna bother me............johnny knoxville............retards..............cant think of the name.
EDIT: THE RINGER!!!!!!!

[iMPORTGiRLiE91]

LOL! yeah. good movie!
one of my favorite random quotes from a movie.

but my favorite all time..is from Dane Cook. 'Take that home...chew it'

[james_ls]

"So we've got a big guy theory...and a serial crusher theory. Really? You're ****ing kidding me...I'll take that bagel WITH cream-cheese..."

[tretiak]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=drqrypDX34Y starting right meow

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVZnqri0bwI shenanigans

[turbo4g63]

another one of my favorites is when farva is at dippis burger and orders a litre of cola....just order a large farva, i don't wanna large farva, i want a god damn litre of cola

[Buster]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles;

Michelangelo; Awesome!
Leonardo; Radical!
Raphael; Excellent!
Donatello; BOSANOVA!

all; whaaaa?

Donatello; Chevy Nova?

[ThePrimerSuspect]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles;

Michelangelo; Awesome!
Leonardo; Radical!
Raphael; Excellent!
Donatello; BOSANOVA!

all; whaaaa?

Donatello; Chevy Nova?

"Jose Canseco bat? hope you didnt pay money for that.":mrgreen:

[IntegrasAreBest]

"Nobody makes me bleed in my own blood."

[Dave]

im watching "the two jakes" and theres this awesome scene where jack nicholson cold ****s this one chick to keep her from going to the press "oh look at that she walked right into it!"

[NOPSTNS]

"Nobody makes me bleed in my own blood."

oomg u beat me to the dodgeball lines....i quote that movie all day at work...the best is when the girl sees the painting of him wrestlin the bull and hes like, its a metapphor, but that really happened. and then when hes talkin about the chains and shakles, and hes like, but if ur into that i got some shakl;es in the back! haha just kidding! but seriously.....i got em...

[wonner]

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/1299/american20psycho2020pat20batemln8.gif

[CobaltGrl]

^^^oh hell yea!!!!!

I cant believe noone has qouted Wedding Crashers yet......

or Swingers

or American History X

or True Romance

or Idle Hands

or Slackers!

I could go on and on :)


The Boondock Saints and Departed are definately awesome movies though..

[NOPSTNS]

wedding crashers...ahh touche'!

what do u think, were they nice? built for speed or built for comfort?
u motorboatin son of a bitch! u little sailor u


death u are my bitch lover!

[Dave]

this movie is really good, im gonna have to find a copy of the first one: "chinatown" of course that might be difficult since everyone is dumping their vhs left and right

[Buster]

Heres a quick True Romance quote then (my favorite movie BTW) :

So that means you're part Eggplant haha!
best line before you know youre gonna die. I'm Sicilian so I can laugh at that.

[esunbaboon]

At the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6XQxaaRHA&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4bGAoVR7g

[turbo4g63]

^^^oh hell yea!!!!!

I cant believe noone has qouted Wedding Crashers yet......


YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.

Thats right baby, go comotose for me.

[cranshinibon]

http://www.geocities.com/thekay3/pb/pic/inigofit.jpgInigo Montoya:" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/83747666_4f6d036580.jpgCount Rugen: "Stop saying that! "

[4drstunner]

[QUOTE=NOPSTNS;629431]wedding crashers...ahh touche'!

what do u think, were they nice? built for speed or built for comfort?
u motorboatin son of a bitch! u old sailor u


I fixed it for you....hahahah

My fav line from Wedding crashers. I can do my self......a**hole!

[Jeffros Spec V]

"Jose Canseco bat? hope you didnt pay money for that.":mrgreen:


"Raphael wins one- nothing!"

[Vertabreaker]

"Yo she bitch, come get some"
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...........blow"
"Ahhh, that's just what we call pillow talk baby"

Some of the best quote-able lines ever

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Army-of-Darkness---Movie-Score-Poster-C10282760.jpeg

[SexyDSM95]

Ron: "Milk was a bad choice!"

Veronica: "Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
Harken: "Screwing?"

[freebmx444]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OMb9Z43oK3k athf opening

[goodfella732]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ykLj2Wzc9rk

One of the best scenes from Knocked up. YOU EMBARASS YOURSELF!!!!


Someone asked for American History X quotes?

Derek Vinyard: ******, you just ****ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the ****in' basketball court. But you ****in' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck mother****er! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.

Lawrence: Come on man.

Derek Vinyard: I said: Put your mouth on the curb!

[lawrence bites onto the curb]

Danny Vinyard: Derek, no!

Derek Vinyard: Thats it! Now say good night.

[Derek stomps Lawrence's head into the curb]

[OutlawzPrez]

Memorable quotes for
Full Metal Jacket (1987

Best movie ever!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of ****. Get the **** off of my obstacle. Get the **** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better un**** yourself before I unscrew your head and **** down your neck!

http://www.ecusack.com/hartman.jpg

[On Sale]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6zEvuqrF5A
^^^grandma's boy.... nobody mentioned this one yet ahaha its classic.

"Your bed is a car"
"yea but its a sweet ****in car"

...... "I cant believe you came on my mom"

......"Im sorry i was putting up my christmas tree" .. "Christmas? dude is july!"

[goodfella732]

****s weak!!

[tretiak]

i totally forgot about american history x

blazing saddles
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BB7tClTaQbg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-lj056ao6GEbest quote from blazing saddles

[den9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15jeJBNeJy8
next time u have the chance to kill someone dont hesitate
popopopopop, thanks for the advice pal

the scene where hes like no effin shiat lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza is also good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oP1NMB_I0s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfIkew9HCM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G6yVIHvsIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaoXRlqzAf8
and of course the ending with sid vicicous playing "my way"

[goodfella732]

When Henry Hill pistol whips that dude in his driveway is probably one of the most gangster moments in any movie. He just grabs the dudes head and BAM!!

[den9]

Dont Shoot!

[Action Park]

.....

[den9]

you talkin to me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tquSRFKuv4Q

suck on this! first time i seen this scene i was like holy ****ttttttt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbaETHAM0Og

[jspek]

boondock saints
Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ****in' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ****? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ****in' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVs9Tuapoqw

[MPowerKai]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvICN8DNMpY

Ben Afleck's Best Scene

YES!! I love that movie and I love that scene

[Z3R0]

"What the crap. How come nobody called me?" -Super Troopers

Josh: "I love them so much."
Alex: "You love who?"
Josh: "The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace."
ALex: "You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?"
Josh: "They're not hookers. They're masage therepists."
Mover #1 (Kevin Nash): "They'll massage your c0ck for money."
Mover #2 (Todd Holland): "There's a word for that. I think it's 'hooker'."
Josh: "You're a hooker!"

- Grandma's Boy

[MuddyREX]

Samuel L Jackson...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUT6s2fQGIw

[dnasty2g]

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.

[t3turbogs]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6zEvuqrF5A
^^^grandma's boy.... nobody mentioned this one yet ahaha its classic.

"Your bed is a car"
"yea but its a sweet ****in car"

...... "I cant believe you came on my mom"

......"Im sorry i was putting up my christmas tree" .. "Christmas? dude is july!"

LOL i love that movie.

"high score. whats that, is that good"

[foss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86sDPNJx_T8