US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the
following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

[BlackBulletTSi]

hhahahahahaha where the hell did you get that from thats funny

[Twin_Cam]

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

That's enough to make any redneck shoot anything he sees :lol:

[DoubleOughtCel]

Seriously, I've been saying this since the war started. All they have to do is send over a bunch of drunk red necks with 12 gauges and hunting rifles and enough beer to turn Superman gay and they will have half of the terrorists out of town in no time.