Dumbass...

[97TSi]

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze...

http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131777

[LSHatch]

My spermies are going to swim across the ocean into a girl in England. Sweet!

[LSHatch]

Dumb computer went back to the reply page without asking.

[272sWrx]

lol

[sesolcSTI]

Geez, what if you go swimming in a community pool and get a boner! PURE MAYHEM! :supz:

[Silverfc88]

Better watch out might get 20 bishes pregnant at once!! :rolleyes:

[99SL2_Modder]

Better watch out might get 20 bishes pregnant at once!! :rolleyes:

All of these women, 4 months ago, were single, and swimming in a pool. Methinks someone had a stiffy while looking at a lifeguard, eh nurse?

[DoubleOughtCel]

Wow. Imagine all the pregnant chicks at the beach by August.

[99SL2_Modder]

Wow. Imagine all the pregnant chicks at the beach by August.

Whales dump something like 500 gallons of semen when they blow a load. Only something like 10 gallons ever makes it to the chick whale. Still wonder why the ocean is salty?

[DoubleOughtCel]

Wow. Imagine all the pregnant chicks at the beach by August.

Whales dump something like 500 gallons of semen when they blow a load. Only something like 10 gallons ever makes it to the chick whale. Still wonder why the ocean is salty?

Haha, i saw that picture on the internet a while ago. i refuse to open my mouth while even walking into ocean water.

[99SL2_Modder]

Wow. Imagine all the pregnant chicks at the beach by August.

Whales dump something like 500 gallons of semen when they blow a load. Only something like 10 gallons ever makes it to the chick whale. Still wonder why the ocean is salty?

Haha, i saw that picture on the internet a while ago. i refuse to open my mouth while even walking into ocean water.

Mmm, I learned it in school. I have many a useless knowledge in my head.

[DoubleOughtCel]

Maybe that's where fat girls come from. Whale sperm.

[99SL2_Modder]

Maybe that's where fat girls come from. Whale sperm.

:eek:

I dare you to find a science forum and submit that theory.

*edit*
Something like, "I submit to the board, a theory on where fat women come from. I believe the excess runoff from the semen of whales is introduced into the females uterous, where it swims up and impregnates the egg. The egg, looking for human semen, may see it as a moneyshot from a mammal and think, "HOT DAMN! LET'S GO!" and thus, fat girl wearing skirts and tubetops is born."

[DoubleOughtCel]

In turn, would whalers be allowed to spear fat girls?

[Twin_Cam]

In turn, would whalers be allowed to spear fat girls?

Dude that is so wrong.

And thanks Clint for ruining going to the beach for me.

[sfd]

:roll: did you expect any less from a DSM board/owner?





























hahaha j/k. :thumbup: :partyman:

[wrx_snobordr]

HA HA this is one of the best threads on here!! I guess the whole notion of sex ed class is still risque in that dudes neck of the woods.

[MuddyREX]

That's funny right there.

[99SL2_Modder]

in that dudes neck of the woods.

Nice phrase for this topic.