Bye Bye Humor?

[Uberu]

Where has everybody's sense of humor gone? I have noticed recently that people in this world are too uptight and too sensative. Anybody else agree with me?

[teh DIRT]

hahahahaha.

[teh DIRT]

hahahahaha.

nope, its still there.

[TROLL]

feel better now? hope so.

[Uberu]

Hehhhhh see i find your avatar funny because there is a lot of drauma on tst.

[LSHatch]

http://www.break.com/index/the_amazing_christopher.html

I think that is awesome!

[Uberu]

Yeah that definitely is awesome. Oh damn. Sorry. I don't like where this thread is going...mods do you duty. hehehheh i said duty.

[teh DIRT]

http://www.break.com/index/the_amazing_christopher.html

I think that is awesome!


ok now thats hysterical and amazing.:rofl:

[teh DIRT]

Yeah that definitely is awesome. Oh damn. Sorry. I don't like where this thread is going...mods do you duty. hehehheh i said duty.


its cool, thats not your decision. ON WITH THE FUNNY STUFF!

[LSHatch]

Will be researching how to build that. And you can gaurantee I will wear it to the mall.

[teh DIRT]

Will be researching how to build that. And you can gaurantee I will wear it to the mall.

when you come back here, if ever. I will build one and we can do shows and make millions.

[LSHatch]

when you come back here, if ever. I will build one and we can do shows and make millions.


There will be many puppets roaming the world!

[Uberu]

TST Hotline? Is it funny to see a male of african american descent fall on the last train track at woodbourne station and i am the only one laughing, then he starts walking over towards me?

[teh DIRT]

TST Hotline? Is it funny to see a male of african american descent fall on the last train track at woodbourne station and i am the only one laughing, then he starts walking over towards me?

well considering itd be funny to see anyone fall on a train track ( assuming they didnt get really hurt)...yeah thats funny. until he kicks your ass.

[teh DIRT]

thanks LJ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aJS8kOxb-IU

[LSHatch]

He likes to disco dance.

[PotenzaSub]

Whatever happened to sexist jokes about women and blondes?

[LSHatch]

Want some?

[Jeffros Spec V]

Whatever happened to sexist jokes about women and blondes?

Somebody had to cry in the last thread and we aren't allowed to do them anymore.

[99SL2_Modder]

/wrists

[MuddyREX]

http://www.qarxis.com/node/193

[zerioustt]

Somebody had to cry in the last thread and we aren't allowed to do them anymore.


werd....


people need to lighten up, ALOT!! its funny that people who complain about racist, sexist, war, political, ect...jokes will laugh at the ones that dont pertain to themselves. i for one laugh at myself all the time, ill even make fun of myself. people with no sense of humor need to get laid:banana:

[ITSTOCK]

Good old comedy central fixes a lot of people. Ron white (I think that's his name, the "You can't fix stupid"), and South Park are great for showing who has a sense of humor, and who doesn't. If you don't laugh at them, you aren't laughing at anyone!

On a side note, you have to remember this is the internet and a lot of us are here for our OWN amusement and entertainment :mrgreen:

[CobaltGrl]

werd....


people need to lighten up, ALOT!! its funny that people who complain about racist, sexist, war, political, ect...jokes will laugh at the ones that dont pertain to themselves. i for one laugh at myself all the time, ill even make fun of myself. people with no sense of humor need to get laid:banana:

well said!

People who take themselves and life too seriously annoy the **** out of me, I just wanna see them slip on a banana peel, point and laugh. :mrgreen:

[zerioustt]

well said!

People who take themselves and life too seriously annoy the **** out of me, I just wanna see them slip on a banana peel, point and laugh. :mrgreen:


lmfao..yes people falling is great!

[wrx_snobordr]

speakign of blonde jokes friend sent this to me today....

a Blonde joke............
>
>
> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
> over here and help me. I
> have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
> how to get it started."
>
> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
> it's finished?"
>
> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
> box, it's a tiger."
>
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle..
>
> She lets him in and shows him where she has the
> puzzle spread all over the
> table.
>
> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
> the box, then turns to her
> and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
> not going to be able to
> assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
> tiger."
>
> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
> relax.
>
> Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he
> sighed................
>
> "Let's put all the Frosted Fla kes back in the
> box."

[Snoozie]

werd....


people need to lighten up, ALOT!! its funny that people who complain about racist, sexist, war, political, ect...jokes will laugh at the ones that dont pertain to themselves. i for one laugh at myself all the time, ill even make fun of myself. people with no sense of humor need to get laid:banana:

stfu, you're a moron!!! :rofl: j/k

[PotenzaSub]

Somebody had to cry in the last thread and we aren't allowed to do them anymore.

really?? who was that?

[FASTERTHANU]

ok now thats hysterical and amazing.:rofl:

:iagree: hahah

[99SL2_Modder]

omg, I am so blogging this!

You're all so mean. =(

[Uberu]

really?? who was that?


Hmmmmmm, you?



Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?

Because New Jersey got first pick!!

Why does it always smell in the mornings? Because it is the CRACK of DAWN.

how doyou kill a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff into a pool

A woman walks into her doctor's office complaining that she has pain all over her body. So the doctor asks her specifically where and she begins by poking her arm and saying, "oww", then show pokes her leg and says "ow" again. Finally she touches her stomach and says oww for the final time. The doctor says, "what was your original hair color" The lady replies, "blonde" then the doctor says, "you have a broken finger.

[poolmike]

I'm feeling a little decrimination here. I haven't heard one good polock joke, and speaking for the rest of the Polish-American TST community....I demand to here a good polock joke. All this unfunny crap about blondes, lawyers, blacks, hispanics and jews...I'm feeling a bit left out:mrgreen:

[james_ls]

If you can't make fun of yourself...your too uptight.

Plain and simple.

[Jeffros Spec V]

Me being Polish can't believe I haven't heard one about us yet.

[Uberu]

Fine, i guess i will have to end the pollock drought.

Pollocks and Sheep
Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.

The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.

Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."

So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

[ITSTOCK]

A woman walks into her doctor's office complaining that she has pain all over her body. So the doctor asks her specifically where and she begins by poking her arm and saying, "oww", then show pokes her leg and says "ow" again. Finally she touches her stomach and says oww for the final time. The doctor says, "what was your original hair color" The lady replies, "blonde" then the doctor says, "you have a broken finger.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Uberu]

I didn't think it was that funny, but it had its moment.

:banana: :banana: its peanut butter jelly time. Are you sure you read it in a book, and not nothing? -Brian to Peter FG

[Uberu]

Has anybody ever noticed that making Easy-Mac is actually hard as hell?

[zerioustt]

really?? who was that?

You....go get laid. I'm drunk and not sorry. Lighten up, honestly!

[PotenzaSub]

You....go get laid. I'm drunk and not sorry. Lighten up, honestly!

I don't see how Cuban Immigration or the rape of a girl is funny.

How do you get 10 Cubans into a trash can?? Tell them it floats.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl?? Throw them a basketball.

And all I said was to lock the thread. I was half-joking.

[Jeffros Spec V]

I think it's funny that LSHatch is Cuban and he was able to make fun of himself, but some people couldn't handle that.

[CobaltGrl]

I'm feeling a little decrimination here. I haven't heard one good polock joke, and speaking for the rest of the Polish-American TST community....I demand to here a good polock joke. All this unfunny crap about blondes, lawyers, blacks, hispanics and jews...I'm feeling a bit left out:mrgreen:

yes! Polish FTW!!!


Did you hear about the polish guys who robbed a bank?

They tied up the safe and blew the gaurd.

haha, I love my heritage.:thumbup:

[Uberu]

Here is a christmas joke:

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?

They go to town and blow a couple of bucks.

[LSHatch]

I think it's funny that LSHatch is Cuban and he was able to make fun of himself, but some people couldn't handle that.

Exactly. I made fun of my own race, but apparently, people of other descents can't handle making fun of myself.

[LSHatch]

I don't see how Cuban Immigration or the rape of a girl is funny.



Cuban Immigration..... Please do not post anymore pertaining to anything to do with me. You have no idea the struggles my family had to go through to get to this country. So, I have A LOT more experience, personally and realistically, than you ever will. You have no reason or right to be offended by posts about Cuban Immigration. Thanks. Never quote me again.

[Uberu]

Ha, hopper you're the man. I'm bored so i will post two things i hate: Peeing, but it doens't all come out and it stings forlike an hour, and two, walking aorund a corner in my house and banging my hands, elbows, or knees on ****.

[On Sale]

i hate when my hands are real dry, and i touch a towel, and i get chills threw my whole body. i detail cars all day, and well... it sucks my hands dry out and i hate touching the towels.... im offended by any joke that has to do with a towel or dry hands.

[2slowMX5]

Me...later>http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9528/problemsathomebydeadbatteryboy.jpg

:gobble:

[On Sale]

Me...later>http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9528/problemsathomebydeadbatteryboy.jpg

:gobble:

so your really gonna "stuff" the turkey eh?

[2slowMX5]

so your really gonna "stuff" the turkey eh?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_pie/jason_biggs/pie.jpg


Mmmmmmmm........