"if I wouldn't get caught I'd...."

[Scapegoat]

this is a fill in the blank.

If I wouldn't get caught I'd leave work right now, since our time cards are handed in for the rest of the week(yes, including end of day today, and all day tomorrow), and go see my g/f at college for an extra day and a half while getting paid. I could be there by 4....

[SexyDSM95]

If I wouldn't get caught I would sneak into Tom Welling's room and wait for him to come home...

[D Money]

EDIT: Way to risky especially with all the my CB friends on tst. lol

[TrboChicsRock]

I'd car jack the guy in the Maserati that drove by me on my lunch break today.

[S4toSTI]

I think he may like that.

[97TurboDSM]

umm so many things to choose from...lets go with, sneak into the white house and have some fun

[TrboChicsRock]

I think he may like that.

I know. It would probably be the most action he's had in along time.

[S4toSTI]

I know. It would probably be the most action he's had in along time.
Then he would probably be an old dirty man and ask for your number.

[Drftpretty]

Beat the shyt out of every Nurse who says they speak perfect english.

&

Openly admit I have a ak-47 with a full auto kit that I bought in Canada. Opps......

[OptiCon]

Drive home like I was playing Need For Speed.

[Scapegoat]

Openly admit I have a ak-47 with a full auto kit that I bought in Canada. Opps......

so, when are we hanging out?

[Renegade_]

Way too many to list.

[PotenzaSub]

rob a bank :mrgreen:

[05Accent]

x2. then buy an evo. instead of stealing it..

[driftingeric2k4]

rob a bank :mrgreen:
x3 If I didnt get caught the money would fuel any other desires I had for a long time, I'd just pay for it.

Did you know that the success rate for bank robbers getting away is over 50%? Saw some documentary on it and how its all about the keeping the robbery to under 3-5 minutes (or whatever the police response time is). Tempting...lol.

[Scapegoat]

how about plausible stuff?

[Drftpretty]

so, when are we hanging out?

lol You just wanna drive around in the Road Runner shooting into the air like some kinda Dukes O Hazard/post apocylpse meets Harold and Kumar

Come to the Freshworks meet to night. I got pics to show u :)

[S4toSTI]

lol You just wanna drive around in the Road Runner shooting into the air like some kinda Dukes O Hazard/post apocylpse meets Harold and Kumar

Come to the Freshworks meet to night. I got pics to show u :)
O O O i wanna see pics too. If we are gonna go riding arround blasting people i will bring a few more guns.

[Scapegoat]

lol You just wanna drive around in the Road Runner shooting into the air like some kinda Dukes O Hazard/post apocylpse meets Harold and Kumar

Come to the Freshworks meet to night. I got pics to show u :)

we'll see. I have work tonight from 7pm on till whenever. I need to save gas for fridays run out to see the g/f. Maybe next week?

[D Money]

If I wouldn't get cought I would video tape Barry giving another tst member a buff.

**note**
The 2nd party's name in this buff has not been released. PM for any info. lol

[S4toSTI]

If I wouldn't get cought I would video tape Barry giving another tst member a buff.

**note**
The 2nd party's name in this buff has not been released. PM for any info. lol
Easy.

[R33P3R007]

i'd would have shot that guy that almost killed my girlfriend on the double decker bridge coming home last sunday instead of waiting untill we were off the bridge and just putting him into the gaurd rail.

[D Money]

Easy.
Did I hurt your feelings?

[Drftpretty]

we'll see. I have work tonight from 7pm on till whenever. I need to save gas for fridays run out to see the g/f. Maybe next week?

This next or never. Im stilling working a 14 hour shift just so I could have off tonight. Then I have to drive back tomorrow morn to do a 10.

BS.

Make ur slice of pus come here next week.

Ask yourself this, If pussy was on one side of a see-saw, and a road runner, a ak47, and drftpretty were on the other, which side would be notably lower in elevation?

What are your priorities man?

[Scapegoat]

um...I'd go after the pussy, she's probably a lot better in bed than the road runner, ak 47 and you combined... lol. She's coming out next weekend, I'm heading up there this weekend.

Besides, if I didn't have prior responsibilities tonight I'd be out there for sure.

[driftingeric2k4]

Haha, someone is WHIPPED.

Id take the badazz musclecar and an automatic ballistic weapon of death anyday over some snatch.

[Scapegoat]

Haha, someone is WHIPPED.

Id take the badazz musclecar and an automatic ballistic weapon of death anyday over some snatch.

If I saw her every day like I did during the summer...yeah.

But consider this: Rugby chicks are ****ing awesome in bed. :eek:

Besides, I have work tonight(pays cash), which will pay for alcohol and gas for this weekend. Haven't gotten laid since Saturday...I need to get laid

[driftingeric2k4]

If I saw her every day like I did during the summer...yeah.

But consider this: Rugby chicks are ****ing awesome in bed. :eek:

Besides, I have work tonight(pays cash), which will pay for alcohol and gas for this weekend. Haven't gotten laid since Saturday...I need to get laid


Actually, most rugby chicks I wouldnt lay the pipe with unless I was paid. You got lucky in that department cus most of them are downright natty looking bull-dykes.

I'm just busting your balls anyway. I am sure you cant feel it as yours are in a vice grip anyway :finga: puzzy

[Scapegoat]

Actually, most rugby chicks I wouldnt lay the pipe with unless I was paid. You got lucky in that department cus most of them are downright natty looking bull-dykes.

I'm just busting your balls anyway. I am sure you cant feel it as yours are in a vice grip anyway :finga: puzzy

I did get lucky, she's a hotty. She even said the rumors are true, for the other chicks...and that since most of them aren't attractive they have to get the guys word of mouth and by being great in bed.

Better to have my balls in a pussy than not.... god I can't wait....

friday plans-> liquor store-> apartment for sex-> party at her apartment->drinking-> more sex-> more drinking -> more sex -> so on and so forth until we fall asleep.. -> sex in the morning, probably in the shower as to not disturb her roomie..-> who knows what -> sex -> dunno ->sex...

you catch my drift? :finga: gotta make up a weeks worth of ****ing in a weekend

[driftingeric2k4]

marathon screwing FTW.

Great exercise too!

Give her the reverse sledgehammer (Still dont know wtf that is...haha)

[Scapegoat]

marathon screwing FTW.

Great exercise too!

Give her the reverse sledgehammer (Still dont know wtf that is...haha)

I have no idea what that is either. But yeah...marathon screwing this weekend...I've been teasing her online and on the phone all week, so it outta be a killer time, lol. She ****ing rocks though, all things considered (sex, personality, looks, etc.)

[PotenzaSub]

Did you know that the success rate for bank robbers getting away is over 50%? Saw some documentary on it and how its all about the keeping the robbery to under 3-5 minutes (or whatever the police response time is). Tempting...lol.

LOL! That's the exact amount of time i spend testing my car in the industrial parks near my house.

I found out the cops response time when, after about 10 minutes of launching my car, trying to drift around corners, and doing crappy donuts; I was driving out of the industrial park and a cop car was coming into it! (I should mention that about 2 minutes before that I saw some lady on her cell phone staring me down.) I jetted. :lol: :banana:

[PotenzaSub]

Openly admit I have a ak-47 with a full auto kit that I bought in Canada. Opps......

really?? Yo, if you get another one we can set up a bank robbery like the one in Hollywood. but, without the part where one of us commits suicide and the other gets pwned by cops with M4s. :mrgreen:

[MPowerKai]

Just so everyone knows, banks don't carry that much money. You should rob a casino instead

[PotenzaSub]

Just so everyone knows, banks don't carry that much money. You should rob a casino instead

I'm down. Lets pull an ocean's 11 :cool: But, we'll need a hot brunnette.

[240sxDann]

I'm down. Lets pull an ocean's 11 :cool: But, we'll need a hot brunnette.
I volunteer!!!:thumbup:

[300zTT]

cheat on women!

[DocEwww]

Just so everyone knows, banks don't carry that much money. You should rob a casino instead

Yea, because they're not loaded with undercover Troopers or anything.

[Honest_Bob]

Fly around on a freshly waxed hallway of the one school I work in with an AWD turbo go kart. I've been dreaming about it every day for like a month. :rofl:

[jspek]

have sex with Drftpretty's lil sis.

[240sxDann]

have sex with Drftpretty's lil sis.
:eek::jawdrop:

[PotenzaSub]

have sex with Drftpretty's lil sis.

how old is she? :wiggle:

[DoubleOughtCel]

I don't think anyone said they would kill someone, so I would.

[girlyspeed]

^^ yikes!

If I could do anything and not get caught/get in trouble/jeopardize my career, I would pose for playboy.:-p

[MPowerKai]

Oh and if I could get away with it, I would own a Ferrari



Why couldn't you get away with owning a ferrari?

[SexyDSM95]

Why couldn't you get away with owning a ferrari?Because I can't afford one and neither can my mommy or daddy

[Drftpretty]

have sex with Drftpretty's lil sis.

Jokes on you!

I have 3 Step Sisters so I dont even really care. As long as its not the four year old, then Id laugh when she turn your ass inside out. :-p

[MPowerKai]

Because I can't afford one and neither can my mommy or daddy


that was kind of hurtful :cry:

[TROLL]

unlocked, cleaned up, and staying that way from here on out... carry on...