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Vypurr2
08-19-2006, 05:42 PM
Post how you know you are on TST too much, Jeff Foxworthy style!



If you say F-T-W in your daily language...

S4toSTI
08-19-2006, 05:43 PM
If your name has been on the first page for almost a year.

Vypurr2
08-19-2006, 05:45 PM
If you know who 8UTT 53X is!

Drftpretty
08-19-2006, 05:51 PM
-If your work of over 15 thousand employees blocks TST specifically because of you. (I actually called IS to check)

-You start to use acroynms like JPAL (Just Pee'd A Little) when doing patients charts.

-When you go to meets and dont know a single persons real name.

CHAOS
08-19-2006, 05:55 PM
when you spend youre entire lunch break discussing posts with your boss who is also on TST.

Vypurr2
08-19-2006, 06:01 PM
Then the you wear out the letters t-e-h on your keyboard

SUB2.5RS
08-19-2006, 06:21 PM
or when you spot something and you say to yourself "i have to put that on TST"

wrx_snobordr
08-19-2006, 06:33 PM
When you get to work and think... I wonder if i missed anythign on TST since i went to sleep last then then proceed to spend the first hour looking through the threads and NOT doing your work

SUB2.5RS
08-19-2006, 06:39 PM
Also when you just keep refreshing the page too keep seeing the new posts. thats bad and i'll admit i've done it before.

JoeScooby
08-19-2006, 06:40 PM
I started using the term D.P at work.

wrx_snobordr
08-19-2006, 06:45 PM
Also when you just keep refreshing the page too keep seeing the new posts. thats bad and i'll admit i've done it before.


Like most of us are doing right now.......

Drftpretty
08-19-2006, 06:46 PM
I started using the term D.P at work.


^Double Penetration?

Drftpretty
08-19-2006, 06:47 PM
Like most of us are doing right now.......

Speak for yourself lol

james_ls
08-19-2006, 07:17 PM
When you start calling people teh_(insert name here) and NOONE knows what your talking about.

the mike
08-19-2006, 08:01 PM
When people refer to you as "teh____".

THE MIKE.

240sxDann
08-19-2006, 10:38 PM
-When you pass a nice car and go, "I wonder if they're on TST...?"

Kerplunk105
08-19-2006, 10:49 PM
-When you pass a nice car and go, "I wonder if they're on TST...?"

:iagree:

gary
08-19-2006, 10:55 PM
You wake up in the middle of the night/day and on the way to take a piss you stop to see if Drft finished his story... =)

xEJ20x
08-19-2006, 11:30 PM
If your name has been on the first page for almost a year.

:iagree:


And the reason is for having 7,223 posts and climbing.

Ender81
08-19-2006, 11:31 PM
If you can recall Drft's sexual exploits easier then your own

240sxDann
08-20-2006, 12:42 AM
When your talkin to a non-TST member and go "haha I was hangin out with "insert someones TST name" the other night........" but then realize they have NO CLUE wtf your talking about.......

wrx_snobordr
08-20-2006, 01:35 AM
If you think buying drftpretty a years supply of 151 would be a good investment because you know it will bring countless stories of drunken debauchery and hopefully some pics...

TROLL
08-20-2006, 01:38 AM
when your best girl friend regurlarly refers to it as 'boy scouts for cars'

(she also calls spoilers 'tailfeathers' haha)

Ender81
08-20-2006, 01:53 AM
when your best girl friend regurlarly refers to it as 'boy scouts for cars'

:rotfl:

dstarmotuner
08-20-2006, 04:15 AM
I started saying f-t-w in normal day conversations andwhen i see some one in pain or a ****ty female teen driver, i think TST. TST FTW

S4toSTI
08-20-2006, 04:19 AM
when your best girl friend regurlarly refers to it as 'boy scouts for cars'

(she also calls spoilers 'tailfeathers' haha)
Let me add she is really pretty.

When you tell your non car friends a story and almost use someones user name and instead say this guy i know cause u don't know the persons real name.

Dave
08-20-2006, 11:02 AM
when you go to a car show and instantly head for the subaru section looking for friends

D Money
08-20-2006, 11:51 AM
When you go to the WP's house to chill and you stay rockin tst while she sits on the couch bored as hell! Then she joins tst to see what's up and finds out that you talk mad **** about her and she whoops your ass.

D Money
08-20-2006, 11:56 AM
when you go to a car show and instantly head for the subaru section looking for friends
haha funniest one so far. haha

Drftpretty
08-20-2006, 04:15 PM
When I you are at a friends house drinking and someone claiming to be a lawyer from a firm in Cali calls at 1am to press charges for their clinet, a Mr. Gonzalez who I assaulted.

^Happened lastnight

Vypurr2
08-20-2006, 04:22 PM
Woot woot! Kick his theiving mexican ass again!

Drftpretty
08-20-2006, 04:43 PM
732 area code, never heard of it or I would have.

I knew he wasnt a real lawyer when I asked him "Sir, I have a serious matter to address. Do you have soft lips?"

He lost his cool lol.

wonner
08-20-2006, 04:47 PM
732 area code, never heard of it or I would have.

http://www.allareacodes.com/new_jersey_area_codes.htm

Drftpretty
08-20-2006, 04:54 PM
^That is why I love you Wonner.

boostedfury
08-20-2006, 05:33 PM
When you can Drift your BMW in the rain!

240sxDann
08-20-2006, 07:27 PM
When you can Drift your BMW in the rain!
Nah dude...thats TOO cool for TST. I mean really....she turned off her traction control....and drifted totally on purpose pro style....duh.:supz:

WKderF
08-20-2006, 10:15 PM
when you find yourfelf telling your boss to go f**k himelf just so you can read the end of a Drftpretty story.

gary
08-21-2006, 12:22 AM
When TST is down and you have that empty alone feeling deep down in your gut = me a couple of minutes ago but I am happy now.

Kerplunk105
08-21-2006, 10:19 AM
^

ha ha ha!

Broken5hift
08-21-2006, 10:36 AM
you know youve been on TST too much when your in the middle of talking to a friend and you say that star star star star ing person is an star star star hole

Yellow_S4
08-21-2006, 11:23 AM
Late at night when you’re driving on the PA TP and see someone following you at 100+ mph so you have your bro (who is sitting next to you) use his PDA to get on TST and check the garages to see if they are a fellow TSTer....happened last night