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Drftpretty
08-12-2006, 07:13 PM
Saw it in another forum, had to share :)

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
300zTT
08-12-2006, 07:17 PM
lol.....
smoger
08-12-2006, 07:36 PM
bwaahahahahaha
boostedfury
08-12-2006, 07:47 PM
ahh **** lol didnt expect that funny stuff.
Drftpretty
08-12-2006, 07:49 PM
I like my jokes like I like my sex, With a little twist at the end lol
97TurboDSM
08-12-2006, 08:12 PM
bwahahaha funny ish
PotenzaSub
08-12-2006, 09:02 PM
i saw that punch line coming from a mile away
Drftpretty
08-12-2006, 09:13 PM
Glad I didnt let you down Sir!
Vypurr
08-12-2006, 09:33 PM
Ah, that was great! More on that level!
Honest_Bob
08-12-2006, 10:50 PM
lol! Good stuff.
Vypurr2
08-12-2006, 11:14 PM
Two women friends went for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to
stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them
thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
hsband and said, "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
between the crack of her butt that said, "From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you !

I take no credit for this!
CleanNeon98
08-12-2006, 11:29 PM
both funny as ****!
Honest_Bob
08-13-2006, 10:26 AM
Haha thats hillarious! :thumbup:
D Money
08-13-2006, 11:55 AM
haha that's wild.
fairladyZ
08-13-2006, 12:02 PM
lmfao
Drftpretty
08-13-2006, 03:38 PM
lol wow.

Nice
auk113
08-13-2006, 08:33 PM
thank you, LOL
taank13
08-13-2006, 08:38 PM
both hilarious
Drftpretty
08-13-2006, 08:43 PM
Thank you sir.

Wish I could nail a blonde as good as I can joke about them lol