My Nissan pick up

[Drftpretty]

.........................

[S4toSTI]

Pics?

[Drftpretty]

^Yes actually, I have em at home. I can put them up when I get outta work.

[S4toSTI]

lol word.

[teh DIRT]

151 does amazing things. i love it

[sisforsurfing]

151 does amazing things. i love it
Like ends any minor grasp on reality you have before drinking it. 4 shots at once = 8 "normal" shots = bye byeee
Definitely the college kids/alcoholics drunk drink of choice though. As for the story, oh boy, another one of these haha

[Drftpretty]

So we get outside, theres like 15 people trying to huddle under this tent on the back porch. There was a beautiful thunder storm going on and she refused to go back inside (my kinda girl). We get to talking and she admits that "You're little stunt was the sweetest thing she has ever seen" Just as she finishes that sentence her cell goes ape sh!t, she looks at the phone, makes a sad face at me, and says "Its my Boy Friend"

My stomach instantly drops to the floor and I must been too buzzed to control my facial muscles because she instantly picked up on that and picked up the cell, and started reaming this dude out!

"I told you to leave me the Fuk alone!"
"I'm Allowed to have friends"
"I dont need you god damned permission!"
"See if I give two Sh!ts you bum!"

I was seeing stars at this time, you know how some girls get all crazy and their nostrils flare and their hair gets all crazy? Not her, she kept her composure completely. It was super hot lol.

[Drftpretty]

Like ends any minor grasp on reality you have before drinking it. 4 shots at once = 8 "normal" shots = bye byeee
Definitely the college kids/alcoholics drunk drink of choice though. As for the story, oh boy, another one of these haha

TST needs a Mod entirely devoted to keeping me inline lol

BRB, i need to go get dinner :)

[wrx_snobordr]

WTF... wheres the rest of the story?

[97TurboDSM]

hurry up! i want the rest of this story.

[jspek]

where da pics mang? pics or bannage.

[OutOfStock]

More more more

[Intercooled T]

<----excited

[Drftpretty]

lol Im still at work. A guys gotta eat.

BTW, Cizin, your hottie 16 yr old girl next door now works at Wendys on Cedar Crest Blvd. Shes not that bad looking lol.

Ill get back to typing now.

[the mike]

At this rate he'll be "Drippretty" in no time. Ewww. :mrgreen:

[Drftpretty]

^ummm TUIMMJALB

Throw
Up
In
My
Mouth
Just
A
Little
Bit

[Twin_Cam]

Hahaha dude I've never been riveted to a story like this hahaha it's kinda sad. Tell us more!

And by the way that's ****ing awesome jumping onto the table. Good stuff.

[Drftpretty]

^Run a search for all my other dating follies lol. Im still typing :)

[wonner]

I think Drftpretty should give up his medical career and become a novelist...He could be the next Jackie Collins!

[Drftpretty]

She finally hangs up on this guy, and says "By the way, Im Kristy" Im just standing there looking like a sad, drunk, wet, lonely, and most importantly, horny puppy. Then she goes into a rant how much of a asshole her BF is, apparently she is on the verge of breaking up him.

Then as if by some sick joke, my ex calls me and starts freaking out.
"You didnt tell me you were going to a party!"
"I thought you hated going to partys"
"You've been drinking, havent you?"

Without missing a beat I look right into Kristy's eyes and rip my ex a new one. Instantly Kristys has a huge grin on her face and asks "How do you do that? I wish I had the balls to tell of my BF"

I just smiled and replied with "Its easy when you finally decide that you wont settle for anyone who doesnt meet your standards for your "Ideal partner""

^Thats the line that I am 99% sure sealed the deal lol.

She just looked at me all cute like, grabbed my hand, pulled my through the entire house, out front. As we got farther and farther from the party I could only think of two things

1. This Bitch is taking somewhere that no one can hear me scream

or

2. Im getting a BJ!

Either case I wasnt going to put up a fight at the moment.

[EvlEgl]

where the **** does the lesbian part come in...

Ps. your writing skills are better than mine...and I think im pretty damn good.

[EvlEgl]

Oh and 151 and me have agreed that we dont lke each other all that much...call m a pussy call me a vagina...Ill stick to grey goose and Hypnotiq lol.

I think you have us all intrugied.

[Drftpretty]

About half-way through the parking lot of cars she stops and asks "Wheres your car?"

My jaw drops to my feet as I say a line I thought I owuld never actually say "Ummmmm, Dont you think this is going a little fast"

She just starts laughing and says "No, Not like that. I want to see your car. You can tell alot from a guys car."

Now maybe it was the 151 talking, maybe it was just the mood of the moment but I just blurted out "I love you"

lol, I couldnt help it. "That was the coolest thing I have ever heard a girl say" I told her. Then I took her by the hand and lead her briskly to my car, now remember, I parked my Tiburon around back. When I got there I was the only car behind the house.

As I turned the corner with Kristy in tow I'm shocked to see a black 99 Impreza sitting next to my car. Lowered, Bronze 5- spokes, and window tint. Then I notice a set of 4 skid marks, which ripped there way through the lawn. I stoped dead in my tracks, turned to Kristy, laughed, and said "Jessica is going to be pissed off, look what this jerk off did to her lawn!"

For some reason Kristy looked sad. "Whats wrong?" I asked.
"You think Jess will be pissed off at me?"

I almost dropped a log in my pants.

[EvlEgl]

HAHAHAHA this is all to good to be true

[wrx_snobordr]

Marry her!

[wrx_snobordr]

Marry her now!

[Drftpretty]

^You guys will see, she throws me a curve ball soon lol.
Thanks for all the input guys, work gets really boring and I have to do sh!t like this to keep me busy.

[EvlEgl]

Do i have to OD on choclate and drive to Alentown?

[SexyDSM95]

She finally hangs up on this guy, and says "By the way, Im Kristy" Im just standing there looking like a sad, drunk, wet, lonely, and most importantly, horny puppy. Then she goes into a rant how much of a asshole her BF is, apparently she is on the verge of breaking up him.

Then as if by some sick joke, my ex calls me and starts freaking out.
"You didnt tell me you were going to a party!"
"I thought you hated going to partys"
"You've been drinking, havent you?"

Without missing a beat I look right into Kristy's eyes and rip my ex a new one. Instantly Kristys has a huge grin on her face and asks "How do you do that? I wish I had the balls to tell of my BF"

I just smiled and replied with "Its easy when you finally decide that you wont settle for anyone who doesnt meet your standards for your "Ideal partner""

^Thats the line that I am 99% sure sealed the deal lol.

She just looked at me all cute like, grabbed my hand, pulled my through the entire house, out front. As we got farther and farther from the party I could only think of two things

1. This Bitch is taking somewhere that no one can hear me scream

or

2. Im getting a BJ!

Either case I wasnt going to put up a fight at the moment.Are you sure that this wasn't really me you were talking to at this party? This situation sounds all too familiar! Please continue...

[WKderF]

my entire sales staff is riveted by this epic tale.

Tell Us More!!!

[Drftpretty]

Hey, Im always up for a party. Give me a call, Ill bring life to your party, you supply the hotties, I can promise you a fight (Last New years) two lesbian strippers dyking it out on the floor (My birthday) a kitchen fire (Halloween party) or a male stripper (My brothers B-day party lol)

Give me a call, this sh!t follows me around, ask snowball. He spent like 6 nights with me. Every night is was a differnt girl and a different adventure lol.

[EvlEgl]

LMAO...im on my ****ing toes!!!

And im suppossed ot go out tonight!

[EvlEgl]

Hey, Im always up for a party. Give me a call, Ill bring life to your party, you supply the hotties, I can promise you a fight (Last New years) two lesbian strippers dyking it out on the floor (My birthday) a kitchen fire (Halloween party) or a male stripper (My brothers B-day party lol)

Give me a call, this sh!t follows me around, ask snowball. He spent like 6 nights with me. Every night is was a differnt girl and a different adventure lol.

Teach me Obi wan!

[sisforsurfing]

HAHAHAHA this is all to good to be true
Word.

The other ones were good, this one's cropping up to be amaaazinnnggg.

[Drftpretty]

Are you sure that this wasn't really me you were talking to at this party? This situation sounds all too familiar! Please continue...

When Do we get to finally meet? Will you be at the meet Thursday?

[SexyDSM95]

I bet you $10 she ends up with a ring of brown crud on her mouth and he taste tested it for her!

When Do we get to finally meet? Will you be at the meet Thursday?Well apparently I have a lot more free time now. If you mean the Thursday nights up in Bethlehem you wouldn't catch me up there with the current gas prices.

[jspek]

blah blah where are the pics!!! your holding out on us!! burn him at the stake i say!

[SexyDSM95]

blah blah where are the pics!!! your holding out on us!! burn him at the stake i say!They most likely are not Asian chicks, so why would you care? :o

[EvlEgl]

LMAO...maybe not by her mouth though ;)

[SexyDSM95]

LMAO...maybe not by her mouth though ;)Tossing salad ftw *ugh I just disgusted myself a bit*

[EvlEgl]

ok def the hottest thread on TST right now

[Drftpretty]

I work till 9:30 You guys have at least an hour before you can blow your loads lol.

Sandy you're killing me! I have work next Thursday till 9:30, no work Friday, and I work 4:30pm saturday till 4:30am sunday. I can be there by 11 thurdsday.

Have a get together at your place, Ill stay the night, get smashed, leave friday after noon. Is that cool?

[Drftpretty]

Im gonna get back to typing :)

[EvlEgl]

ashame you have work tonight...Im taking my new wife to Club 27 in about 2 hours ;)

[Drftpretty]

my entire sales staff is riveted by this epic tale.

Tell Us More!!!

Run a search on my previous posts. Theres alot of entertainment there.

"Drftprettys Dating life" and others :)

[Drftpretty]

ashame you have work tonight...Im taking my new wife to Club 27 in about 2 hours ;)

wheres that?

[SexyDSM95]

I work till 9:30 You guys have at least an hour before you can blow your loads lol.

Sandy you're killing me! I have work next Thursday till 9:30, no work Friday, and I work 4:30pm saturday till 4:30am sunday. I can be there by 11 thurdsday.

Have a get together at your place, Ill stay the night, get smashed, leave friday after noon. Is that cool?Sounds good to me! Just let me know when you have some time to bring a crowd in. I took vacation days this upcoming Thurs/Fri, I was suppose to go to OCMD but I am unsure what the deal is.

So if I don't go I could get together with you to plan something.

[WKderF]

holy crap - stop distracting him.

keep typing!

[Vypurr2]

wheres that?

Its over rated. There are much better clubs out there. Its on S. Bank Street, right off of 3rd.

[EvlEgl]

Olde City...google.com Club 27 and theres an adress somewhere.

[Drftpretty]

Sandy, 610-750-2972 call me, we'll talk party :)

Or anyone else. I work till 930 though :(

If you peps are raelly that bored friend request me on myspace!

[SexyDSM95]

Its over rated. There are much better clubs out there. Its on S. Bank Street, right off of 3rd.Better clubs that you can get in for free? Pfft

[EvlEgl]

I've never been...But i dont care they have music and ladies.

[EvlEgl]

Better clubs that you can get in for free? Pfft

egg Zachary ;)

[Vypurr2]

^ We dont wanna read others, this is the best yet.

[Vypurr2]

Better clubs that you can get in for free? Pfft

You never said free! Anything that is free is awesome in my book! How you gettin in free? Know someone?

[EvlEgl]

Guestlist for Q102...And the man is typing we've got time.

[SexyDSM95]

You never said free! Anything that is free is awesome in my book! How you gettin in free? Know someone?*Someone* I know gave the DJ head...but that's a story out of the chapter of "SexyDSM95's Dating Life" jk

No we got the hook up. I don't ask I just go with it.

egg Zachary ;)BITCH! Stop stealing my one liners...

[EvlEgl]

Dont hate!

[the mike]

12 people watching this thread.

[Drftpretty]

After losing my bowels with the queen of all hotties I run over to her car and start to check it out.

I should have known she'd have a remote starter, as Im trying to read the laser stamp on the muffler tip I get a face full of monoxide. I was pissed at first but then I noticed the sweet tone of Bosal over her giggling.

My heart melted lol.

"I saw you FWD slide around her house and I had to show you up" she said.

"I tried to catch you before you went in but it was too late, you were already doing shots"

"Sorry, Im in a mood tonight" I replied.

After a further inspection of her car I uncover a sparco wheel, Bride roll bar, JDM gauge cluster, b&m sts, and various other JDM goodies.

Then as if being kicked in the nuts, I saw a baby seat in the rear seat!

[97TurboDSM]

i dont think ive ever been this excited to hear the end of a story..except when im watching 24 of course

[EvlEgl]

hahahaha

PWNED

[97TurboDSM]

haha yea that is a kick in the nuts

[WKderF]

I just told my boss to go **** himself and that i would do my work later. i must see this story to the end.


(probably wasnt the best career decision)

[EvlEgl]

Lmao.

[96Stang]

lurking in here waitin for the end...lol

[97TurboDSM]

:prayer:
I just told my boss to go **** himself and that i would do my work later. i must see this story to the end.


(probably wasnt the best career decision)

[EvlEgl]

yes...hence my new sig!

[Drftpretty]

"You have a son?" I asked

"How did you know that?"

"Ummm a combination of the car seat and the Tein plush toy. You are fuking amazing!" I said back to her. Now normally I would be totally turned off by a chick with a kid. She was differnent, she wasnt a teenie bopper mom. She looked mature, well kept, and responsible.

After a little laugh she says "Amazing huh?"

"Hell yea! My best friends son is a special needs child. Its funny because my best friend is this chick I met at school a few years ago, shes 31, her sons 4 and has some physical disabilities. When my friends bf found out it was a complicated pregnancy he left town. I actually became dad, you know, not on a paternal level, but more of a Birthday, christmas, soccor game kinda level." I said.

Kristy just looked at me, then with out warning she jumped on me and gave me a huge hug and kissed me on the cheek. "Thats amazing" she said.

By this time I was in dream girl over load. Lets take a tally.

-Badass 4wd Clean JDM Impreza
-Sense of humor
-Drifted her car around a fuking house
-Has a kid
-Is going to school
-Adores my car

Now, back to the story.

"If you dont mind me askin, was that dad you were fighting with?" I asked

"No, Little joshes dad died in Iraq last year" She said with a surprisingly normal face.

[OutOfStock]

Pics of her and the car! And more of the story damnit

[EvlEgl]

Hahaha...Oh lord...WHERE THE **** IS THE LESBIAN AT

[wrx_snobordr]

This story is disrupting my nights plans... I cant go out until i see pics and have a finish! HURRY UP MAN!

[EvlEgl]

hahaha...so far we have a guy saying **** off to his boss, another guy saying he cant go out until its finsished. and 10 other people whoring the thread waiting for the next batch of story.

[201Motorsports]

I've become roped in as well... you gotta finish this!

[Drftpretty]

Ok just to shut you up lol.

She had to leave before midnight cause she had to relieve the baby sitter. I ended up staying up all night talking to Jessica's Sister who is a openly gay 19 yr old catholic school girl. Soooooooooo hot.

I grilled this chick about being a lesbo all night long, no kidding. She was sooo chill about me asking her all these questions. Not dirty questions, but straight up curiosity.

If you want to hear that conversation you have to wait for me to get home to finish. I need to go do my rounds for the night :)

Ill be back at 10!

[EvlEgl]

Hahaha. we have the vendors on there seats!!!

[EvlEgl]

LMAO DAMNIT...now i have to wait till tommorrow to hear this.

Oh well.

[201Motorsports]

Hahaha. we have the vendors on there seats!!!

You bet you do!


I gotta know if you're gonna see this girl again... and if you aren't, then I would like to!!

[Drftpretty]

Tell the wife to sit and rotate at the computer desk!

Sneak back on and get ur fix when you get home. Ill have pics up I promise!

[201Motorsports]

OK, OK, I'll relax. Enjoy your rounds, sir!

[S4toSTI]

I am so lost but let me try... Baby momma drama left and now you are about to bang a 19yo lesbian and the girl of your dreams is probably gonna find out and your gonna be ****ed over in the end?

[WKderF]

delicate as always barry.

[201Motorsports]

I am so lost but let me try... Baby momma drama left and now you are about to bang a 19yo lesbian and the girl of your dreams is probably gonna find out and your gonna be ****ed over in the end?

That's what I'm getting out of it at least...

[SexyDSM95]

Pfft Barry, you ended the story with no brown crud ring. So you know you are off..

[EvlEgl]

Lol....thats barrys middle name

[Drftpretty]

You bet you do!


I gotta know if you're gonna see this girl again... and if you aren't, then I would like to!!

We'll see. I messaged her on myspace. Ill let you guys know her response when I get home.

Do I get some kind of discount for making a vendor happy in the pants?

How about a job offer? I know my way around cars and will keep you entertained for hours on end.

[201Motorsports]

We'll see. I messaged her on myspace. Ill let you guys know her response when I get home.

Do I get some kind of discount for making a vendor happy in the pants?

How about a job offer? I know my way around cars and will keep you entertained for hours on end.

I'll take you up on that. Let me know what you need and I'll help you out :) I'll give you a nice Happy Pants Discount.

EDIT: Happy Pants Discount is simply the name of the discount, nothing more and nothing less... I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea here :)

[Drftpretty]

I am so lost but let me try... Baby momma drama left and now you are about to bang a 19yo lesbian and the girl of your dreams is probably gonna find out and your gonna be ****ed over in the end?

Nope, not even close.

I honestly, truely didnt even touch her.

I talked with this dyke for 7 hours about life. Thats it. Kristy has known the lesbian for like 6 years. I didnt do a thing that dream girl can take as a "turn off"

[S4toSTI]

Link to her myspace please.

[S4toSTI]

Nope, not even close.

I honestly, truely didnt even touch her.

I talked with this dyke for 7 hours about life. Thats it. Kristy has known the lesbian for like 6 years. I didnt do a thing that dream girl can take as a "turn off"
Except post the entire story on a car forum lol jk.

[the mike]

Except maybe post the whole story online:mrgreen:.

::EDIT::Barry beat me by about .0032 seconds.

[S4toSTI]

Except maybe post the whole story online:mrgreen:.
Your slow look up.

[201Motorsports]

Except maybe post the whole story online:mrgreen:.

If she's this dreamy, I'm sure she wouldn't care... it would be funny if she turned out to be a new member on the forum though :rotfl:

[S4toSTI]

If she's this dreamy, I'm sure she wouldn't care... it would be funny if she turned out to be a new member on the forum though :rotfl:
I wonder if anyone has met her at a subie meet lol.

[WKderF]

so if u didnt sleep with that lesbian. . .

which lesbian did u sleep with?!?!?!?!?

[201Motorsports]

so if u didnt sleep with that lesbian? ? ?

which lesbian did u sleep with?!?!?!?!?

I guess he didn't get to that part yet... I'm trying to piece it together, but that part's just not fitting in.

[EvlEgl]

shoulda been like "im a member of TST" thats a panty dropper right there

[S4toSTI]

Vagina.

[TROLL]

drft i actually sent you a comment on MS a few hours ago saying i was bored at work... guess you saw it and decided to entertain me (and about 100 others).
this is good, real good.

[WKderF]

Vagina.


my new signature.

[WKderF]

what- - - nothing more?

we need resolution!


what happened?!

[Twin_Cam]

AHH! You're killin' me man. There must be an end to the story.

And if a girl this good looking drifted a car around a house, I'd ask her to marry me right then and there. That is ****ing badass.

[201Motorsports]

He said he'd be back when he got home... he said 10PM... we're waiting!!!

[Drftpretty]

****ing myspace is down!!!!! Can anyone else get into my page?

[Drftpretty]

Let me get back to the story,


After her telling me about her baby daddy I really had no idea what to say to her other than "Im really sorry to hear that".

[201Motorsports]

****ing myspace is down!!!!! Can anyone else get into my page?

I can't get on myspace either... boooo.

[240sxDann]

Boooo To Myspace! I Wanna See This Chick!!

[Drftpretty]

Horse ****!

[TROLL]

is she on your top 8 or whatever? if so i may have already sent her a friend request earlier this evening! hahahahaha... i didnt know i swear!

[Crzyguy972]

good story so far

[201Motorsports]

Oh, that Top 8. Drives friends crazy!

[Kerplunk105]

from myspace:

hey everyone! there's been a power outage in our data center. we're in the process of fixing it right now, so sit tight. hopefully we'll be back online within the hour. its 6:40pm PST now. wanna place a bet? -Tom

[gary]

BTW, Cizin, your hottie 16 yr old girl next door now works at Wendys on Cedar Crest Blvd. Shes not that bad looking lol.


Uhh not my hottie... remember I go to jail for that!

Thanks for the 30 min of reading. I'm going to get in trouble this time. Two servers were down for almost 15 min each. Ohh well. When do I get some sloppy whore leftovers?

I see no pictures yet?

[S4toSTI]

Uhh not my hottie... remember I go to jail for that!

Thanks for the 30 min of reading. I'm going to get in trouble this time. Two servers were down for almost 15 min each. Ohh well. When do I get some sloppy whore leftovers?

I see no pictures yet?
http://www.actwin.com/eatonohio/gay/consent.htm
NEW JERSEY 16

[gary]

Dude I will be 29 in less than 30 days? and she is my neighbor? and uhh thats just creapy anyway?

[240sxDann]

:ttiwwop: ok so myspace is working now guys lol. Once again, I havn't slept lol. :help:

[Vypurr2]

Ughh. No updates!!!

[Kerplunk105]

updates....dammit.....

[deblas66]

How does the story end?

[WKderF]

im back at work again.

dont make me quit my job just to find out how the story ends.

[201Motorsports]

im back at work again.

dont make me quit my job just to find out how the story ends.

That might be what it needs to come down too... way to leave us all on edge.

[Drftpretty]

this is the only picture I could find.

And dont worry, shes isnt even one of my friends on my myspace. I dont need you leg humpers messaging her lol.

I took out her sons face just because I dont want her geting mad that I posted his face.

Yes, she dyes her hair brown.

Ill finish the rest of the story from work at 4 :thumbup:

If you ask me shes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hot for a car chick. Generally you dont strike gold like this, she is either hot or likes cars. Kristy is a nice balance of both.

[Drftpretty]

oh, and shes 22.

[SilverTurboRidin]

oh i remember herr....

[D Money]

wow, sickest story ever! You kept me wanting to read more and more. lol

*subscribes*

<--This kid can't wait to hear the outcome, he is hoping drftpretty cought a buff and dj'd kristy up!

[WKderF]

ok good, you're awake.

now you can finish the story.

[Signatus230]

Lucky... SOB... lol. Keep going, dammit!

[james_ls]

WOw...and shes got a slammed WRX with all that JDM goodness on it??

[201Motorsports]

This story just got even better with the photo addition... yes.

[Drftpretty]

see, thats what I tried to tell you guys.

Yes, shes a momma. But not a trashy momma. Shes my everything lol. Ill finish the story now.

[Renegade_]

Please, do continue.... this is a hell of a story so far

[SexyDSM95]

WTF? He said he would finish the story at like 10PM last night...

[201Motorsports]

WTF? He said he would finish the story at like 10PM last night...

Suspense is a killer!!

[Drftpretty]

^You guys think I would show my face here without the pics?

Im slow but I dont have a death wish lol. Im typing it right now. Sh!t

[Drftpretty]

WTF? He said he would finish the story at like 10PM last night...

Im just trying to get you all workeed up lol

Then right before you explode I appear with the ending to satisfy your womanly needs :inlove:

[201Motorsports]

I see you've put thought into your delivery. I respect that.

[Evo8kid]

Alright, so im reading the story and im about half way done, and im like..."this isnt a bad story, but its not gonna be worth it unless she drives a cool car"
haha..then she did, i almost pissed myself


oh i remember herr....
No you dont

[Drftpretty]

^But he knows a guy lol

[Drftpretty]

Talk about an awkward situation. We were standing there, in the rain, with a deck full of drunks carrying on about 30 feet away, standing in between our cars. I sure as sh!t didn't know what to say, Luckily she did,

"A Tuscani, nice....." she said.
"Really?" I asked.
"Its still a Hyundai, but its a clean Tuscani conversion. Thats pretty BAMF"

I couldn't believe my ears. Did the queen of all hotties just say my favorite word of all time? Did she really just drop the BAMF bomb? Then she ran over to my door, opened it, and says, "Mmmmmmmmm, KDM goodies!" I was officially going into cardiac arrest. In fact I even sat down on the heels of my feet and said "Time out, I need a break from you're coolness" she just laughed but I totally wasn't kidding lol. Then, to my amazement, she starts rattling off a parts list of everything I have.

"Greddy, nice"
"KDM door sills"
"2.7 Elise interior badging"
"KDM cup holders"
"Brushed al. dash kit"
"KDM passenger cup holder"
"Tuscani re badging"

Then she shocks me and starts asking about KDM parts that are made for Tiburons that I dont even have yet.

"Where the heads up display? What about the paddle shifters on the steering column? No multi-display gauge cluster?"

By this time I had raging wood lol. I would have stood up popped the hood but I didnt want to poke her eye out. I just threw her the keys and said "Start her up" just as those words left my mouth I remembered the Barely Legal porno I was watching in my 7in LCD on the way over. It was to

[Evo8kid]

^But he knows a guy lol

HAHAHAHA

[Drftpretty]

ok ok, so he doesnt know a guy. But he can imagine.

[Evo8kid]

all right finish the story haha i wanna know how you saved this 1

[Renegade_]

it was to...

too? too what?

Finish already....

[jspek]

If you ask me shes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hot for a car chick. Generally you dont strike gold like this, she is either hot or likes cars. Kristy is a nice balance of both.
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1233/bananahititbig8mh.gif

[S4toSTI]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1233/bananahititbig8mh.gif
Duh... your chaz.

[Drftpretty]

Still typing!

Relax...........

[wonner]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/bsflag.gif

[Drftpretty]

^Try again wonner

[S4toSTI]

Hahaha 9 people veiwing.

[teh DIRT]

theres a site or something with this guy who tells his stories...and they are a lot like yours. hmm..

[S4toSTI]

What are u saying pete... same man? 11 people.

[201Motorsports]

Gay. Way to leave it like that on purpose...

[wonner]

^Try again wonner
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/bsmeter.gif

[MPowerKai]

I need closure!!! lol

[Drftpretty]

theres a site or something with this guy who tells his stories...and they are a lot like yours. hmm..

ur joking right? Find the site. Send him my stuff and see what he says.

Ask Snowboy. He'll tell you

[S4toSTI]

http://www.rx7club.com/images/smilies/bsmeter.gif
Thats what wonner was trying to post.

[teh DIRT]

ur joking right? Find the site. Send him my stuff and see what he says.


it was like i am at this party.....i get trashed....i make a scene...leave with this girl.....crash her car....run away.

your story has the first 3 elements

ninja edit: your story is BS because if there was a hot chick who drove a sick GC, id know about it

[Drftpretty]

^Once again.

The page cannot be found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

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Please try the following:

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

Open the www.rx7club.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Click Search to look for information on the Internet.



HTTP 404 - File not found
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[Kerplunk105]

did you mean to post this? wonner?

http://www.rx7club.com/images/smilies/bsmeter.gif

[wonner]

theres a site or something with this guy who tells his stories...and they are a lot like yours. hmm..
http://www.tuckermax.com/

[Drftpretty]

it was like i am at this party.....i get trashed....i make a scene...leave with this girl.....crash her car....run away.

your story has the first 3 elements

Im looking to make her my wiife, not get slapped with a restaining order. lol

[teh DIRT]

http://www.tuckermax.com/
thats it. the absinthe story is the one im reffering too

[Kerplunk105]

ha ha ha...

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.

[Drftpretty]

Freakin Firewall at work!

[MPowerKai]

ninja edit: your story is BS because if there was a hot chick who drove a sick GC, id know about it


lol

more characters.

[WKderF]

what does that have to do with typing out the rest of the story?


less chit chat. . .


MORE TYPING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drftpretty]

I think Ill just make the rest of the story a private blog on my Myspace. I dont need to be called a liar, I could care less if anyone believes me. I was just bored at work when I started this, anyone who wants to see the end can request to do so.

If anyone wants to see the rest they can send me a friend request and a message requesting access to the blog.

[Kerplunk105]

waiting for blog to go up.....

[Drftpretty]

Picture taken down...

[wonner]

I think Ill just make the rest of the story a private blog on my Myspace. I dont need to be called a liar, I could care less if anyone believes me. I was just bored at work when I started this, anyone who wants to see the end can request to do so.

If anyone wants to see the rest they can send me a friend request and a message requesting access to the blog.
Jeez, you're sensitive...I was just f*ckin' with ya.

[Drftpretty]

^I know you were lol

I just see where this is about to go. Remember in my thread about catherine I had to scan recipts from the toll booths to post because that thread ruined my credability?

I dont want that happening again lol.

[Evo8kid]

i vote for it to be finsihed on here cause im too lazy to go anywhere else looking for the story

[97TurboDSM]

ah nuts. me=no myspace

[Drftpretty]

^Ill pm it to you as soon as its done.

[Renegade_]

myspace is gay.

POST IT HERE!

[97TurboDSM]

thanks man, you've got everyone on the edge of their seats

[Drftpretty]

awwwwwwwww, we have a MCI in bound Ill be back later to finish.

(MassCasualtyIncident)

[Kerplunk105]

thats not good....

[97TurboDSM]

aw shucks

[DropTopChevy]

I wanna see pics and know the rest of the story? Where is this myspace link?

[240sxDann]

Wtf Why Did You Take The Pic Down! Not Cool!

[201Motorsports]

Well, she's a looker from what I could tell... so he wasn't BSing that at all. I'll friend you on myspace to finish this... I gotta know!

[Drftpretty]

lol Knowing some of you leg humpers I would have people making flyers with her pic.

[Drftpretty]

ill have the rest posted tonight. Im just mad busy in the ER. If anyone wants to meet me for Dinner I can tell them in person lol

[SexyDSM95]

ill have the rest posted tonight. Im just mad busy in the ER. If anyone wants to meet me for Dinner I can tell them in person lolIs this a hint for anyone in particular or an open invite?

[Drftpretty]

I was hoping you would come see me but it was open lol

No one ever comes to see me at work :(

Its like pulling teeth, I smell like medicine hardcore all the time and no one wants to smell me while they eat.

[Drftpretty]

Dont forget about our party Sandy! I already picked out what Im gonna wear lol

[SexyDSM95]

Dont forget about our party Sandy! I already picked out what Im gonna wear lolWhere do you work again? PM me

[gary]

awww I missed the picture. Sleep FTL!

[TROLL]

is anyone not completely entertained by drft's stories? do they have a negative impact on your life? then stfu and let him continue. enjoy the story for its face value and dont be an ass and analyze the crap outta it.

and drft, if you are actually minding any of this nonsense then thats weak sauce. just keep on keepin on...

personally, i'm sitting here at work. i couldnt care if it really happened to him, if it happened to his inbred cousin in the midwest, or if he copied and pasted it from another forum. its entertaining!

[97TurboDSM]

at least someone had the balls to say what i was thinking. i could give two ****s if this actually happened to him or if its a figment of his imagination. his writing skills are far better than most of the numbskulls i go to school with and i could read his work all day long..and drft, if you ever get tired of working in the ER i agree with whoever said before that you should become a writer, these stories are so damn suspenseful

[Kerplunk105]

^ I agree 100% with both of you. Its entertaining if its true or not. I am sitting here bored and had fun reading the story.

[DropTopChevy]

:thumbup: This is better and more addictive than the story that FFG had us reading about splunking when she first joined.

[Drftpretty]

I wasnt mad lol.

I Just wasnt in the mood. My first case of the day was a lady who was pushed in front of a train. She was flown here from Pocono mountain. Total mess.

Shes in radiology now so Ill try to type some more while shes gone.

And yes, I was seriously considering writing a book.

[Drftpretty]

Cizin, wanna meet me for lunch? Im bored!

[gary]

can't man I am at work now till 7am... tomorrow or Tuesday I can but not now =(

[BlackBulletTSi]

uhhhhh I wanna read the rest you are my hero and can write a story!

[Drftpretty]

awwww wenis!

Ill get back to the story then until she comes back from x ray

[Kerplunk105]

till then.... http://www.reflexgame.com/

[Drftpretty]

Almost there!

[Evo8kid]

till then.... http://www.reflexgame.com/

Lets hear some reaction times

[Vypurr2]

.287 - beat me!

.281

.25

[Drftpretty]

It was too late. Luckily I had the monitors safety cut out switch wired up so all she heard was,

"Were you just gonna piss in my fathers lawn?" (Males voice)

"Ummmm yea, I know its really naughty, but im still mad at him for not letting me play in his yard when I was little. You wont tell him will you?" (Female voice)

"Ill tell him if you dont finish" (Males voice)

I swear to god, I leaped about 15 feet across her lap and turned off the car. So there I was, laying across her lap, my right hip across her thighs with my bonner poking the steering wheel (thank god).

She just busted out laughing. All I could bring myself to say was "Ummmmmm, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, akward"

I scrambled off of her lap, did a quick up-and-tuck and took her by the hand and pulled her out of my car. Well, it was more of a sling shot out of my car lol.

I closed the door behind her, locked up the Tib, and pleaded with her not to think I was a perv. Lame excuses flew through my head.

"Ummm, I like the music"
"I only watch for the money shot"
"It helps my glycoma"
"It was a christmas present"
"Its for school, I swear"

I settled with "Its for school, we're studying the urinary system"

Needless to say, she didnt buy it lol.

[Kerplunk105]

I closed the door behind her, locked up the Tib, and pleaded with her not to think I was a perv. Lame excuse flew through my head.

"Ummm, I like the music"




:rotfl:

ha ha ha

[Drftpretty]

Im gonna start posting the most recent update in the first thread in red so you dont have to dig through pages of people telling me to hurry up lol

[Kerplunk105]

okay type type type!! :)

[SexyDSM95]

.26 here

[Kerplunk105]

wow. i'm slow. .342 with the limegreen one. I wonder if it matters what color??

[SexyDSM95]

wow. i'm slow. .342 with the limegreen one. I wonder if it matters what color??Don't feel bad, took me like 4-5 tries.

[Kerplunk105]

what color was your best time?

[Drftpretty]

I was feeling pretty embarassed by this time. Luckily she thought I was kidding. Little did she know that I was just too drunk to use common sense.

I decided to come clean with her, "Honestly Kristy, That chick pees, I mean really pees, Like 10 feet and I was showing Dubs. Its really impressive"

Im not really sure how I did it, but I said that with a perfectly straight face. Then I just said to her, "Shot for shot?"

"Hell yea! I never get to drink, my son is always around" she said. So we ran off towards the house like two school girls about to lose their virginity.

(Now If you will excuse me, I need to go watch a surgery lol. Ill be back)

[SexyDSM95]

what color was your best time?The lime one

[Drftpretty]

^Posted on P-shift.com

Im out

[BlackBulletTSi]

ahhhhh god damn it!

[revenant]

hey I just read all 11 pages and i'm loving it....and I think I beat that reflex game lol. I got 0 seconds and it said "well done". I captured the screen too and will post a pic just in case you dont believe me :lol:

[Kerplunk105]

^ lol

how long did that take?? :)

more games:

http://www.playrps.com/
http://www.mazefrenzy.com/

[revenant]

it actually happened on like the 5th or 6th try...

http://photos-681.facebook.com/ip006/v34/42/66/37802097/n37802097_30152681_8920.jpg

hopefully the pic turns out ok

[Twin_Cam]

Holy hell this story is insane. I literally turned on my computer earlier to see if there was anything new.

[240sxDann]

.032 pretty sweet i guess

[Kerplunk105]

I'ma slow poke. lol The best I got was like .384

[MPowerKai]

drft for president!!!

[gary]

no no president, I say he gets his own part of the forums where noone else can post just him.... well maybe every can post but can only say the phrase "we wanna see pics"

[james_ls]

When this is all said and done...it needs to be posted in its entirety...instead of 13 pages worth of hunting and humping...

[Kerplunk105]

it is posted all on page one. the newest is in red....

[03sLoMaX]

awesome story so far...cant wait to hear the rest...check your PMs Drft

doug

[97TurboDSM]

drft, i need some closure on this story. help a brother out

[TROLL]

i got effin no closure!

[201Motorsports]

Drft, come on, man... finish!!!

[2000MRDC2]

you really need to finish this story

[EM2Pa]

bump for ending...

[R33P3R007]

yeah no ****

[SilverTurboRidin]

Finish The Damn Story Or Your Banned

[~Brian~]

He he he, I know the end of the story.

Don't worry, you guys wont be dissapointed.

[driftingeric2k4]

Hilarious!

You'd give Tucker Max and Maddox a run for their money on this story.

[Renegade_]

We demand a climax...

Pun absolutely intended.

[BlackBulletTSi]

This is so f'd up lol CLOSURE MAN!!

[Scapegoat]

Finish The Damn Story Or Your Banned

no ****, ban the ****er!

[04BlueSRT4]

Must Know how story ends!!!!! This is like a hand job without the orgasm

[Scapegoat]

Must Know how story ends!!!!! This is like a hand job without the orgasm


so...you get handjobs from drftpretty...and he doesn't even finish? What an asshole :screwy:

[alachua]

Finnish or ban? :devil:

-Cliff

[antlip]

i dont even know you but after reading for the first min, i read the entire 3 hours post lol. just 1 question.... how the **** did you remember this story after killing 151? lmao

[revenant]

Must Know how story ends!!!!! This is like a hand job without the orgasm

:iagree: come on drft...don't give us blue balls:(

[gary]

i think he dropped off the face of the earth again...

[MPowerKai]

Finnish or ban? :devil:

-Cliff


+746765017248712834

[97TurboDSM]

i agree with all of the posts on this page...we need an ending!

[antlip]

i got blue balls still :rotfl:

[driftingeric2k4]

Dang this is like waiting for the end of a trilogy or something...such a cliffhanger!

[cali7304]

this is such a gay thread....95% of it, is random BS asking about an ending which it doesn't seem you'll ever get.

[dstarmotuner]

this is such a gay thread....95% of it, is random BS asking about an ending which it doesn't seem you'll ever get.

Dont say that! This story is the ish. Hell finish it. I say all of TST pitches in $1.00 and buys him a bottle of 151 so we get another story. But hurry the hell up with the climax!