Had my Tiburon molested by a retarded car theif

[Drftpretty]

Had my car broken into at the beach. The mexicans popped the locks on my car. Fantastic.

I sorta startled the thieves if that counts for anything? I guess I stopped them from getting my car?

I got to drive home with a condom flapping out of the hole in my door for the 3 hour trip home blocking the rain from getting in my door.

[Broken5hift]

LMAO. nice job kicking his ass! you must feel pretty damn good about that at least

[CiZiN]

Dude that sucks going all the way to MD to get your car broken into. You could have gotten that here in Allentown. Hope the family is ok.

[blu4door]

I got to drive home with a condom flapping out of the hole in my door for the 3 hour trip home blocking the rain from getting in my door.



LOL @ the condom.

Good job beating his ass though.

[Drftpretty]

I know right, now I need to invest in a sweet viper alarm or something. It just scared teh **** out of me, I had like 60 cd's a few dvd's my 7in LCD and all my clothes in the trunk.

[BradC]

Yeah man, **** his ass up! Good for you. You deserve a medal and a key to the city :)

[mostasteless]

Good job! I bet this little encounter will make him think twice before he tries something like that again.

[Broken5hift]

one more reason to construct a catapult for illegal immigrants

[Drftpretty]

I had just waxed the entire car that morning too. My luck that he left finger prints on pretty much every single panel on the entire car lol.

I just cant fingure out why he didnt just smah a window. :(

[Snoozie]

one more reason to construct a catapult for illegal immigrants

concur!

[Drftpretty]

I guess I can go buy those KDM chrome door handles and not feel all rice about it now huh?

[CiZiN]

Ohh please don't put the crome handles on it.... ohh please don't. I cry everytime I see that.

[Broken5hift]

I have to admit, it was a real American History X moment.

LOL. put a big swastika vinyl on your hood now

[03sLoMaX]

wow man that sucks...good thing they caught him though...hope everything is alright with your family...i was just thinking when i got to work this morning that i havent seen any posts from you in a little while, lol...guess this explains everything...good luck with everything and congrats on kicking his ass

doug

ps...i dropped you a pm

[SexyDSM95]

LOL. put a big swastika vinyl on your hood nowDoubtful he didn't curb smash anyone...pussy!

[Drftpretty]

^ Plus im half jew so the swastika wouldnt go over well at family get togethers to say nothing about hanikah lol

[Broken5hift]

^ Plus im half jew so the swastika wouldnt go over well at family get togethers to say nothing about hanikah lol

be a rebel at family gatherings


on a side note this one time an ant was crawling on a curb and i ripped off my shirt to show my wife beater and screamed at the ant to bite the curb. then i curb smashed it and put my hands behind my head waiting for the cops. 15 minutes later when they didnt show up i just left.

[Drftpretty]

wow man that sucks...good thing they caught him though...hope everything is alright with your family...i was just thinking when i got to work this morning that i havent seen any posts from you in a little while, lol...guess this explains everything...good luck with everything and congrats on kicking his ass

doug

ps...i dropped you a pm

Yea, I sorta dropped of the face of the earth for a good week but im back kids.

[Drftpretty]

Ohh please don't put the crome handles on it.... ohh please don't. I cry everytime I see that.

lol there not that bad. The entrie handle isnt chrome just the part that you actually grab. The frame of it is still black.

I cant wait to have that insurance check in my hand :)

My remotes still work and I can lock and unlock the car with no problem.

[SexyDSM95]

on a side note this one time an ant was crawling on a curb and i ripped off my shirt to show my wife beater and screamed at the ant to bite the curb. then i curb smashed it and put my hands behind my head waiting for the cops. 15 minutes later when they didnt show up i just left.LMFAO!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Twin_Cam]

You got to do what most people who've had car broken into only dream of: beat the hell out of the asshole who did it. Nice work.

[OutOfStock]

****s crazy, you hit him that hard you broke his leg? Yea I doubt he'll continue to steal stuff. Now it was be there is always a baseball bat in the garage. Or I do have an old school police night club that wouldve been handy.

[03sLoMaX]

pm sent

[Drftpretty]

****s crazy, you hit him that hard you broke his leg? Yea I doubt he'll continue to steal stuff. Now it was be there is always a baseball bat in the garage. Or I do have an old school police night club that wouldve been handy.

Funny you should say that lol.

When I was like 17 and going through the badass stage I kept a louisville slugger in my trunk. One day my dad saw it and knew exactly what I had it for and he just looked at me and said "What the hell have I taught you? If you're going to do that **** throw a ball and glove in there for when the cops bust your balls about it"

I almost died laughing lol. Hes a straight up Brooklyn jew.

Now that I am older and more mature I keep a collapsable night stick under my seat. I guess I need to start carrying it.

I woulda killed him if I was a few minutes earlier.

[SexyDSM95]

Ok these stories are boring, back to your love life...

[Broken5hift]

Ok these stories are boring, back to your love life...

i agree. did you try and spoon with the mexican after you beat him?

[Gorilla Unit 33]

hahaha great job man

[Drftpretty]

^ thanks lol

And no, I didnt spoon with the mexican.

[SexyDSM95]

^ thanks lol

And no, I didnt spoon with the mexican but I did meet up with that coke head again two nights ago and spent the night.

Ill update the thread about my dating life tongiht when I get home from work ;)Did you lure her in by putting a line of coac on your wang wang?

[Broken5hift]

^ thanks lol

And no, I didnt spoon with the mexican but I did meet up with that coke head again two nights ago and spent the night.

Ill update the thread about my dating life tongiht when I get home from work ;)

did you use the broom on her too?

[OutOfStock]

Funny you should say that lol.

When I was like 17 and going through the badass stage I kept a louisville slugger in my trunk. One day my dad saw it and knew exactly what I had it for and he just looked at me and said "What the hell have I taught you? If you're going to do that **** throw a ball and glove in there for when the cops bust your balls about it"

I almost died laughing lol. Hes a straight up Brooklyn jew.

Now that I am older and more mature I keep a collapsable night stick under my seat. I guess I need to start carrying it.

And yes, I nailed him in the leg that hard. It really wasnt that hard of a hit. I was just pumped on adrenaline and swung down with all my might. he went right down screaming something about "DIOS MIO"

Im 19, but yea I do still keep it in the garage just incase. I do own an integra and they get stolen like everyday. I wouldnt keep it in the hatch though...i hate the sound of **** moving in my car lol

[B-Nice]

he went right down screaming something about "DIOS MIO" LOL i wonder what that means. Thats one hell of a broom handle:supz:

[Broken5hift]

hopefully the broom was "made in america"

[B-Nice]

LOL:rotfl:

[Snoozie]

"Dios Mio" that means Oh My God!

[Drftpretty]

Im borrrrrrrrrrred

[99SL2_Modder]

He's lucky it wasn't mine.

I hate that the cops hit you with that, but it should feel good. I'd do something about getting him broke and homeless if you could. Sue for property damage and other stuff of that sort.

If it was mine, I'd probably still be in jail.

[Drftpretty]

"Dios Mio" that means Oh My God!

THATS GREAT! :rofl:

[Drftpretty]

He's lucky it wasn't mine.

I hate that the cops hit you with that, but it should feel good. I'd do something about getting him broke and homeless if you could. Sue for property damage and other stuff of that sort.

If it was mine, I'd probably still be in jail.

The cops there have to be 18 to be summer help so it was a really chill atmosphere, all the real a$$holes were out breaking up fights and stuff.

[B-Nice]

"Dios Mio" that means Oh My God!
LOL! probly saw his life flash before him.

[Twin_Cam]

The cops were real cool. When they would bring in a new kid who was crying they would tell them "Watch out, that dude just put a mexican in the hospital for looking at him wrong. We just dont have anywhere else to put him"

Ahahahahahahaha cops with a sense of humor FTW!

[03sLoMaX]

LOL! probly saw his life flash before him.

lol i can only imagine what that guy was thinking...if this happened to me man i would be screwed...im steady carrying a butterfly knife and spiked brass knuckles in my pockets as stupid as that is...lol..i would have just swung away at the guy...and when he was down i would have made him give me tons of free car wash coupons

doug

[Drftpretty]

Yea, I dont want to brag but I woulda been pretty much the most dangerous person in the lock up at the time lol.

[Drftpretty]

lol i can only imagine what that guy was thinking...if this happened to me man i would be screwed...im steady carrying a butterfly knife and spiked brass knuckles in my pockets as stupid as that is...lol..i would have just swung away at the guy...and when he was down i would have made him give me tons of free car wash coupons

doug

damn knuckles and a blade.

You be rollin dirty :driving:

lol

[03sLoMaX]

Yea, I dont want to brag but I was pretty much the most dangerous person in the lock up at the time lol.

lol...did you get to see them take him away in the ambulance? im a sick twisted person that would have been the best part, lol

[Drftpretty]

lol...did you get to see them take him away in the ambulance? im a sick twisted person that would have been the best part, lol

They woulda had to if I woulda caught him red re handed.

[CiZiN]

Kinda off the topic but your first post back hits 3 pages in like 2 hrs... gotta luv it.

[cali7304]

Kinda off the topic but your first post back hits 3 pages in like 2 hrs... gotta luv it.


^^HAHA
http://www.giveupalready.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10056/bitnipple.jpg

[Broken5hift]

LOL! probly saw his life flash before him.

lawns everywhere

[Drftpretty]

3 pages in two hours, thats it? lol.

This has to be my slowest growing thread I have started.

[Drftpretty]

^^HAHA
http://www.giveupalready.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10056/bitnipple.jpg

We should meet up and cruise to a club meet sometime.

[Drftpretty]

He woulda been down if I woulda caught his ass. Maybe another time lol

[99SL2_Modder]

*edited*

[03sLoMaX]

The cops at the time had no idea what was going on. They were very very serious then.

They pulled up, saw my raising my arm with a club in my hand and saw this dude on the ground screaming lol.

They did the whole:

"Drop the stick and place your hands on the back of your head"

"Face away from the car and back up towards my voice"

"Dont turn around!"

"Now drop to your knees and lay flat on your chest with your arms out streched palms up with your legs spread"

All the while they had their guns trained on me, not the crying mexican lol

I wasnt going to ask them to let me snap a few pics of the carnage :)

haha good point...that definitely sounds like an american history x moment, lol

[B-Nice]

lawns everywhere LOL!:rotfl:

[eviltalon]

Yeah man thats a really f'ed up story. But good job breakin his little ass down. Oh and "No habla inglish" was funny as hell.

[20th1519]

Job well done. I'm glad to hear a positive car theft story.

[Drftpretty]

The cops warned me that if I woulda caught the guy I coulda been sued.

Oh well.

[cavingman]

best thread evar lol

[Snoozie]

Everyone of your threads turns into the "best thread ever" doesn't it?

[Snowboy459]

Holy sh*t dude!! Is the car OK?

BTW, nice job on beatin the hell out of the little beaner! Hope he learns his lesson!

[ScoobyNubieToo!]

I got to drive home with a condom flapping out of the hole in my door for the 3 hour trip home blocking the rain from getting in my door.
:ttiwwop: of this!

[DoubleOughtCel]

Drftpretty, I have to say this.

You are the coolest person I have never met in my life haha.

[spoolinLSsol]

my only question is why the shoulder and knee...i woulda smacked that pussy right in the face makin sure everytime he looked in the mirror he wouldnt want to think about stealin a car again, and a fist woulda personally been more gratifiing...but good **** none the less

[SUB2.5RS]

Simply amazing. Its the best thing i've heard in a while. People like that deserve to get them selves beat for trying to steal someone elses car.

[awdlaserbeam]

my only question is why the shoulder and knee

Are you kidding, Hits to the knee are key. You break someones knee they are going to have a tough time fighting.

[subwrxkid]

wow, wtf! That story is nuts, I am surprised he didn't notice you watching him.

[spoolinLSsol]

Are you kidding, Hits to the knee are key. You break someones knee they are going to have a tough time fighting.


yea but if u punch someone in the face its prolly alot more gratifying figuring he said hes 6'3 he cant be that small a descent punch in the face on someone not knowing its coming would usually curve there ability to fight, but maybe thats my way of thinking cause im a pretty big guy

[resisTm3]

http://www.gruntsmilitary.com/ima/medals/purpleheart.jpg

haha jk... good story

[SilverBulletRL]

Due to a recent family emergency I was foced to spend the past 10 days in MD. last Thursday night as I walked to my car I could hear the faint tapping sound. As I rounded the corner of my grandparents wooden fence I some saw some dude kneeling down by my drivers side door!

I very calmly ran back to the porch and looked for something to violate this guy with. I saw a broom sitting in the corner and unscrewed the handle from the brissles, broke the handle in half over my knee and had a ghetto night stick. Poked my head into my grandparents house and told them to call the cops, and I darted off back to catch this guy in the act.

By this time
he had moved on to the passenger side door and didnt notice me as I approched him on the drivers side. It was about 11pm and with my windows being tinted I knew there was no way he would be able to see me sneaking up on him as he knelt down and worked on my door lock. As I passed my drivers side door I felt the lock and this dick hole left a hole the size of a silver dollar in my door, completely knocking in my lock mechanism, it was hanging in my door by cables. Obviously he had given up on the drivers side door.

That just gave me another boost of adrelaline. By this time I was creeping up to the rear of my car and heard him starting to tap a flat head in my door lock with a rubber mallet. I peaked under the car and could see that he was on his knees.

This is where I crossed the line and bought myself a night in the clink lol.

I still had the half a broom handle and was trying with all my might to stay put and wait for the cops. Then I hear the sound of my passenger door opening! Then I hear him lay his tools on the ground and I look under the car again and see him stand up and put his knees in my passenger seat and lean over the drivers side door. Then he unlocked it. This is where I knew I was either going to run like a girl, get my ass kicked, or kick his ass.

He backed out of the passengers seat, rolled up his tools in a hoodie or someting and shut the door behind him. I crouched there next to my drivers side rear tire waiting for the dude the come around the rear of the Tib just praying that the cops would come screaming down the street before this guy found me waiting for him with this make-shift club in my hand.

As I heard him start walking around the rear of my car I prepared myself for the worst. I didnt know how big this dude was. I guess something spooked him because as he walked around the rear of my car he looked to his left towards the street and gave me enough time to get to my feet. I was pleasently surprised to find a 5'5 little mexican, both of his hands were already bust trying to carry his tools so I wasted no time. I wound up, widened my stance and brought my club perfectly horizontal into his left shoulder. I didnt know if he had a gun, mace, brass knuckles, blade, or even a screw driver so I didnt give him a second to find out. My second blow cracked him in the left knee cap which I later found out broke his leg. I hit him a few more times, I couldnt tell you where since it was all a blur but about 5 minutes later the cops showed up and drew their guns on me as i was towering over this mexican dude with a club. It didnt look too good lol.

So after he played the game of "No habla inglish" for about 10 hours and he admitted what he was doing I got to go home lol. I guess the cops thought I was just randomly assaulting this dude or something.

When it was all said and done he got 15 stiches and a waist cast. I got a citation for "Disturbing the peace" and was released.

I got to drive home with a condom flapping out of the hole in my door for the 3 hour trip home blocking the rain from getting in my door.

You sir, are the man.

[Drftpretty]

^
lol yea, thats how it woulda went.

[Snowboy459]

I need to come to one the meets so I can give autographs I guess lol.



I wanna be the first to get one!!!


lol


What are you up tomorrow night? Because if things work out, some of us will be meeting at the new Sheetz in Bethlehem. You should stop by.

[05Accent]

dude that sucks.. but glad kick his ass.. whoot.

[piknockout]

That my friend is one of the best stories that I've heard in a while. Thank you for that slight feeling of redemption. My car was broken into a couple of years ago and I would have loved to beat down the f*cker who did it. I lost my head unit, sub/amp, and 150+ CD's, my entire collection! I know, it was stupid, which is why all my CD's I keep in the car are burned. ;)

[Smokescreen]

When I was like 17 and going through the badass stage I kept a louisville slugger in my trunk. One day my dad saw it and knew exactly what I had it for and he just looked at me and said "What the hell have I taught you? If you're going to do that **** throw a ball and glove in there for when the cops bust your balls about it"
I'm glad I'm not the only one that did this. :thumbup:

[Honest_Bob]

Haha! I woulda done the same thing if I was in your position. Someone touching MY baby would get a beatdown, you have no clue how hard it is for me to have someone ride in my car let alone be trying to break into it. :devil:

[Drftpretty]

I wanna be the first to get one!!!


lol


What are you up tomorrow night? Because if things work out, some of us will be meeting at the new Sheetz in Bethlehem. You should stop by.



Awwwwww damnit,

I totally didnt get that in time :(

Im up for a meet at the sheetz any night of the week. Just pm me or something.

[03sLoMaX]

On a side note,

I received a notice this morning via UPS that I am being summonsed to a hearing in OCMD and I have to drive all the way back down there just for the hearing. What horse sh!t. We should get together about 30 of us to show up at the court house and all wear shirts that say "Free DRFTPRETTY, Not yayo!"

haha if your court date was on a weekend i would cruise down there but thats not gonna happen...that sucks you gotta go back there...its the worst getting any kind of court summons out of state...

[slavetothemuzic]

LMAO. nice job kicking his ass! you must feel pretty damn good about that at least
+111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.aaroncarr.com/images/smileys/boxing.gif

[Hello Pony]

i thoroughly enjoyed that. :wiggle:

[Adamblitzer]

i like the make shift mcguyver move with breaking the broom stick.. i am still a fan of my baseball bat.. but if you had used a bat, you would not be out of jail in a night.

[Drftpretty]

FYI after having the insurance adjuster take a look.

grand total is $782.73 and 2 days in the shop!

[Snowboy459]

Wow, that sucks.

Well, at least you know that when the car comes back, SOMETHING will work properly on it. haha

[Honest_Bob]

Ouch :eek:

[Drftpretty]

^Its true lol

[HKSpowered]

does the mexican have to pay that?

[Drftpretty]

Its only a $100 deductable
If the insurance company wants to bring him to court for $682 then good luck.

[Snowboy459]

does the mexican have to pay that?

The real question is can the Mexican afford to pay that. I doubt it.

[99SL2_Modder]

The real question is can the Mexican afford to pay that. I doubt it.

There's tons of lawns to mow, fences to build, and roofs to fix to make that kind of money.