***Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan***

[Erik]

Who would win that fight?

I say Chuck Norris. His beard alone could win.

[lownslow95]

Chuck Norris, just because he goes to karate classes just to beat up little kids...lol

[joe tom]

chuck would win. chan does stunts, norris kicks ass

[james_ls]

Jackie Chan.

Case closed.

[240sxDann]

dude Chuck Norris would completely and utterly smash jackie chan. One roundhouse kick and its over. Shoot, Chuck could do a roundhouse kick an inch in front of chans face and the force of that alone would finish him off.


and just FYI: Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris. (my favorite quote)

[reeksti]

its a tough 1

[xEJ20x]

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Chuck+Norris&word2=Jackie+Chan

It was a close one though.

[20th1519]

Chan doesn't like roundhouse kicks to the face. Norris TKO's Chan :2 sec into the first round.

[KrautFed20V]

chan FTW!

[bastid]

Charles Bronson back from the grave, FTW. KO by shuffle punt to the chin...

[SexyDSM95]

And now a random fact about Chuck Norris...
The only gold medal Chuck Norris hasn't won at the Olympics is in gymnastics because that is for f@gs.


http://images.absolutenow.com/poster/Chuck_Norris/10052205.jpg

[Hello Pony]

jackie chan cause he's asian.

[OutOfStock]

Jackie Chan...hes got a 14 year age advantage

[3POINTONE4]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

of course chuck norris would win.

[Evo8kid]

Chuck Norris is too busy working out on that little machine he advertises haha

chan for teh win

[bastid]

But Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

[xEJ20x]

Anyone remember this thread?

http://www.tristatetuners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7173&highlight=chuck+norris

[subbietunin]

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...its too bad he never cries" Norris FTW!

[Ronin Tactical]

The guys in the WRX forum have expanded on this, and made most of them car related..these guys are also more talented and original than the guys who wrote stuff for Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel facts...and they're car guys.

http://www.wrxforum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=011089

[SUB2.5RS]

Chuck Norris would win by a round house kick to the face!

[DoubleOughtCel]

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas gifts; if you live to see Christmas, thats your gift from Chuck Norris.



Seriously though, how the hell did Chuck Norris jokes get started? I wonder what he thinks of them.

[05Accent]

yea idc i just know bruce lee would hand both there asses to them at the same time.

[xEJ20x]

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas gifts; if you live to see Christmas, thats your gift from Chuck Norris.



Seriously though, how the hell did Chuck Norris jokes get started? I wonder what he thinks of them.

It started out at Vin Diesel jokes, and Chuck Norris took over them.