View Full Version : Best Comedian ever
04-20-2005, 04:37 PM
Chris Rock - Never Scared...
Best Quote " You mean to tell me you can find Saddam Hussein in a hole but you cant ****ing tell me who shot tupac"
04-20-2005, 05:00 PM
Robin Williams would have to be my favorite. The man can make fun of anything.
04-20-2005, 05:03 PM
I think its funny, Rock attacks all color's of race...even his own
I like his view on female strippers....And they use that bull**** excuse i strip to ppay tuition....when i have YET to see a damn stripper in college
04-20-2005, 05:34 PM
Carlos Mencia > *.*
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04-20-2005, 05:37 PM
"Woman should rule the world. They out number us, they're smarter than us, they're more mature than us, but they don't rule the world. You wanna know why? Cause we can knock you out!" Chris Rock.
04-20-2005, 05:40 PM
Jim Gaffigan......"thats sad" Many other fav's too.
04-20-2005, 10:12 PM
04-20-2005, 10:49 PM
Carlos Mencia > *.*
04-20-2005, 11:06 PM
"Who's the bigger liar's? Men or women? ... Men lie the most, women tell bigger lies... "It's your baby""
04-20-2005, 11:36 PM
sound clips movies anyone?
04-21-2005, 12:02 AM
Lewis Black :prayer:
04-21-2005, 12:06 AM
pablo francisco owns all.
04-21-2005, 12:18 AM
Brian Regan, Steven Lynch, Jay Mohr, and many more
04-21-2005, 01:21 AM
George Carlin, Carlos Mencia, and Adam Ferrara
04-21-2005, 02:08 AM
Lewis Black & Dave Atel (sp?) rule the roost when it comes to teh funnay.
04-21-2005, 08:25 AM
Dane Cook and Brian Regan are my faves. I also like Arj Barker and Pablo Francisco.
04-22-2005, 08:11 PM
1. chris rock
2. dave chappelle
3. martin lawrence
how can anyone compete with them?
05-13-2005, 11:20 PM
Did anybody else hear lately that Chris Rock has been admitted to a mental institution?
05-13-2005, 11:25 PM
It was Chapelle.
05-13-2005, 11:29 PM
05-13-2005, 11:35 PM
Dane cook owns all followed closely by lewis black.
05-14-2005, 12:16 AM
I have to say Chris Rock is the #1 just for the fact he makes fun of EVERYONE/THING.
"Theres no strippers in college, if theres strippers in college how come I never got a smart lapdance!"
"A black man will put rims on a toaster if you let him." Chris Rock Immatates "I got raisin toast on 22s nigga, 22s! And they spinnin nigga they spinnin::as he moves his head in circles::they spinnin nigga they spinnin!!!!"
Followed by him I'd have to say Pablo Francisco. He does the Movie guy voice PERFECTLY
"Wabo splash, you sexy mutha Fuka"
Tied with him is George Carlin. This guys is just insane.
"My favorite accident involves a Sewage truck and a chicken truck in front of the pokemon factory" <--Something like that
Then after that Dane Cook. This guys freakin hillarious
"OH NO KOOL-AID NAUGHTY NAUGHTY"
05-14-2005, 11:21 AM
"you haven't been in love unless you've contimplated murder. You had a shovel and a carpet to roll them up in and the only thing that stopped you was watching an episode of CSI." Chris Rock
My favorite line. I cannot stop laughing everytime I hear it, It worries my boyfriend a tad. JUST kidding. :banana:
05-14-2005, 02:32 PM
I'm going to see Kevin James at the Borgata in June. :D
05-14-2005, 03:58 PM
I saw Charlier Murphy (Eddie Murphy's Brother from Chappelle's Show), Donnell Rawlings (Ashy Larry) and Some chick at the Keswick Theater in Abington back in March. Effin Awesome! :supz:
05-14-2005, 04:00 PM
Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle not in that order
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