my CREATIVE life story...

[JessDUB]

im gonna do a lifestory too, since im unemployed and bored.

i dont have any child pics.. well i do but not on the computer....

back in the day, i was a gangster.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/menkate2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/26.jpg

then lisa and i were professional stalkers for a while...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/sunglasses.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/pimpcup.jpg

and went on a cruise with all the money i made..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/menkate.jpg

then when i came back, i discovered I myself was being stalked... a camera was in my ceiling fan...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/IMG_1171.jpg

so i grabbed my trusty mr. potato head mug... and my hippo flashlight..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/b1efe189.jpg

i had to become gangster again n gather my gang to bus some caps yo...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/IMG_1256.jpg

and drive my gangster mobile.. so i could fit in..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/truck.jpg

then we killed the stalkers and had a big party... we drank from these...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/pimp.jpg

and danced like people in music videos like this..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/dance.jpg

now i have this..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/32ae122b.jpg

sometimes its cold out, like when i lived in the hood and we had no heat.. so i have to whip out my gangsterness..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/me2.jpg

but friends and i lost most of our gangster status.. not all..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/crystalmekim.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/IMG_0805.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/Jess027.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/Jess025.jpg

[SilverTurboRidin]

mmmmkay.....anything else we missed in the important details hahha

[SexyDSM95]

No body shots? This story sucks...

[BlackBulletTSi]

lol i know you and ur friend hahaha

[JessDUB]

i can give you some hooters if thats what you want....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/9d366bd8.jpg

[BlackBulletTSi]

haha they lookin for that full body shot give it already so the madness ends

[SexyDSM95]

i can give you some hooters if thats what you want....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/agangstagiirl/9d366bd8.jpg...I had enough of your Hooters and shannigans at the Circuit

How about this...I'll trade you. A body shot for a body shot?

[JessDUB]

i dont want YOUR body shot. i know you, and what you look like. whats the point of that??
i was just trying to give everyone a laugh, did you wanna get off my case now, or later?

[SexyDSM95]

i dont want YOUR body shot. i know you, and what you look like. whats the point of that??
i was just trying to give everyone a laugh, did you wanna get off my case now, or later?I was joking....chillax
Body shots now or later? :help:

[james_ls]

Before this turns into a MASSIVE chick fight...chill the **** OUT!!

[SexyDSM95]

Before this turns into a MASSIVE chick fight...chill the **** OUT!!Ummm I know her/use to work with her and I doubt it would escalate to that.

[james_ls]

Doesn't seem like you two really like each other that much...

[teh DIRT]

its the internet....people joke and its hard to tell if they are being serious or not. just take it for what it is

[SexyDSM95]

its the internet....people joke and its hard to tell if they are being serious or not. just take it for what it isTY Pete, for those who actually go to meets and see us interact they wouldn't get that vibe at all.

[Broken5hift]

* puts kiddy pool filled with jello in room *

just in case......................

[JessDUB]

well i didnt see everyone else critisizing the last 4 times i posted....

[SexyDSM95]

well i didnt see everyone else critisizing the last 4 times i posted....I am giving you a hard time b/c I know you...sheesh okay from now on my posts in response to your awesome threads shall be:
:roll:

[igo4bmx]

wow a true gangster in warrington, pa :o

[BlackBulletTSi]

hahaha thats great. Hey maybe they can party wit bush in ur avatar

[igo4bmx]

I am giving you a hard time b/c I know you...sheesh okay from now on my posts in response to your awesome threads shall be:
:roll:
http://uploads.honda-rally.com//files/1/jamesbang.jpg

[SexyDSM95]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/sexydsm95/orly_mr_miyagi.jpg

[LadyTSi]

red x????^^^

[Broken5hift]

HAHAHAHHAHA sexyDSM sucks at posting pics

[SexyDSM95]

Stop judging me!!!!

[Broken5hift]

Stop judging me!!!!

*points and laughs* your PM's are the winter of your discontent!

[WRX27]

i can see the pic

[BlackBulletTSi]

on topic kthnxbyewtfbbq

[SexyDSM95]

*points and laughs* your PM's are the winter of your discontent!You...you want a soda?

[Broken5hift]

on topic kthnxbyewtfbbq

right on...


so this was me

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/wigger-15344.jpg

then i met

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus%20bush%20cheney.jpg

and now im

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_horse.jpg

[blkbomber01]

:rofl: hahahaha

[SexyDSM95]

and now im

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_horse.jpgWhen did you become so sexy?

[xEJ20x]

I am giving you a hard time b/c I know you...sheesh okay from now on my posts in response to your awesome threads shall be:
:roll:

Stop stealing my style, Sandra. :roll:

[Broken5hift]

When did you become so sexy?

about the same time i realized food makes me strong, and by strong i mean hot looking

[SexyDSM95]

about the same time i realized food makes me strong, and by strong i mean hot lookingMmm I just want to take two buns and put you between them! Now that would be a classic love story...supersized

[Broken5hift]

Mmm I just want to take two buns and put you between them! Now that would be a classic love story...supersized

im like a diet soda. i got nothing

[xEJ20x]

im like a diet soda. i got nothing

Except bad taste. :finga:



:mrgreen:

[Broken5hift]

Except bad taste. :finga:



:mrgreen:

if i had any dignity that would of hurt...... oh well :rock:

[alachua]

I could go for some body shots... /me goes to get liquor

-Cliff

[ITSTOCK]

I'm confused. I guess I had too much jack and coke, but I don't understand what's going on.

[xEJ20x]

I'm confused. I guess I had too much jack and coke, but I don't understand what's going on.

Someone got bored and did a rather pitiful attempt at "humorous" life story.
The rest of us are just derailing this thread into super OT.

[ITSTOCK]

Someone got bored and did a rather pitiful attempt at "humorous" life story.
The rest of us are just derailing this thread into super OT.

Well, in my current state, she looks attractive (probably attractive in a sober state, I can't distinguish :eek: ), so I don't know why people would complain about it. I just didn't feel like reading, so the pictures didn't exactly tell a story. :sleep:

[xEJ20x]

Well, in my current state, she looks attractive (probably attractive in a sober state, I can't distinguish :eek: ), so I don't know why people would complain about it. I just didn't feel like reading, so the pictures didn't exactly tell a story. :sleep:

Just drink some more Jack and Coke. :mrgreen:

[SexyDSM95]

Well, in my current state, she looks attractive (probably attractive in a sober state, I can't distinguish :eek: ), so I don't know why people would complain about it. I just didn't feel like reading, so the pictures didn't exactly tell a story. :sleep:Since I know you are probably talking about me I thank you...body shots will be posted up ASAP

P.S. My K5 runs 40psi!

[Mr Tomtastic]

man, i love those hippo flashlights. the laugh cracks me up:rotfl:. that laugh is commonly used with me and my friends. I want to get one to use at work but can't find the hippo one any more. uh huh huh huh huh. uh huh huh huh huh huh:banana:

[DropTopChevy]

...I had enough of your Hooters and shannigans at the Circuit

How about this...I'll trade you. A body shot for a body shot?
Hell Ill throw in a body shot if you two throw in a body shot :thumbup: :ttiwwop:

[WhiteXFire]

All I have to say about this thread is http://www.mdljhu.com/private/images/gifs/blah.gif

[TehWagon]

kthnxbyewtfbbq
sidenote: i'm changing my myspace 'handle' to this.:lol:
/ot.