Pick up lines for the obsessed tuner

[igo4bmx]

Hey baby, I'd love to mount and balance those...

[SexyDSM95]

If you can spool me at a lower power band, you can hear me blow off....

[igo4bmx]

I'm your clutch and you're my flywheel- we should mate

[On Sale]

hey baby, nice front mount

hey babe you make my supercharger whine

[SexyDSM95]

Mmmm you are so sweet you are like sugar in my gas tank...

[igo4bmx]

Is that your motor revving, or are you happy to see me?

[smoger]

hey baby,.. do you know how to drive stick?

/obvious

[Zeropistonz]

Wanna see my wankle?
Wanna touch it?

[boosted1eight]

are those headlights OEM? or aftermarket?

[JoeScooby]

faster faster, my wastgate is about to dump

[alachua]

Hey, can my friend and I come over and try twincharing you?

Wanna strap in and feel my bolsters?

"you know, compared to your current 'tuner' I could probably add some timing to help clean out your combustion chamber, and provide a much fatter torque curve"

"what do you say we go apply some downforce to your mattress?"

"baby, you adjust my coilover for maximum ride height"

-Cliff

[BlackBulletTSi]

LOL these are hillarious just what I need right now......

"Hey my shocks ain't the only things stiff"

"Let me show ya a new technique on power sliding"

[alachua]

"you must be a drifter, cause you've been kickin that ass out all night"

"when you smile, you drop the clutch on my heart...i've got a big smokey cloud of love for you, and two thick strips of devotion"

-Cliff

[ho1ywars]

you need help lubing that rear end?

[SilverTurboRidin]

lets go out in the woods and lay some rubber...

[MuddyREX]

I'll port your bottom end if you polish my head.

[DoubleOughtCel]

You make oil drip from my dipstick.



I win.

[99SL2_Modder]

I really dig your front end suspension.

[LadyTSi]

Wanna see my wankle?
Wanna touch it?


damn you stole mine!!! lol