Chuck Norris @ FOB concert

[95SC2]

i just got home from the fall out boy concert, it was pretty good but, between the bands they had a # for everybody to text a message to and the would put it up on the big screens, well one message came across sayin "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer" i was laughin my ass off when i seen that, i'm guessin it maybe someone on here???

[S4toSTI]

Other people know the chuck jokes.

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.

[95SC2]

i know, but i mainly hear them on here

[resisTm3]

lol. they are everywhere

[97TurboDSM]

yea there is a website with the top 30 or somethin on it that gets updated every day

[wrx_snobordr]

Thats pretty funny. But yeah, they are everywhere, not surprisingly, one of the first places i saw them was on myspace.

[WRX27]

I was there too. All american rejects had Chuck Norris painted on there Bass drum haha

[Crzyguy972]

haha wat time did it start

[WRX27]

6:30 i think

[DaveTheWhiteAsian]

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will his muscles to any level of strength he desires at any given time.

on the right hand side of the page theres Vin Diesel and Mr.T jokes too

my favorite joke is Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."