Ricer Fly-By

[Cabra]

Ricer Fly-By -- (Ri-ser fli bi) An action undertaken by a person fitting any or all of the genuinely accepted criteria of a "ricer" in which he or she accelerates a slow and underpowered motor vehicle, which is usually adorned with large spoilers, bright paint colors/graphics and neon lights, past another vehicle which is known or thought to be faster or more powerful with the intention of overtaking said vehicle at as high a speed differentiation as possible.

The act is typically used in lieu of a genuine speeding contest in which the "ricer" does not perceive any chance of succeeding and instead uses the action as a fabricated victory. The second vehicle is typically piloted by a driver who is unaware of any automotive competition beforehand, is likely driving in high-gear at low RPM and may or may not be adjusting the vehicle's stereo and/or scratching their genitals at the time.

The actual act of acceleration is usually very brief and surprisingly unimpressive and is usually accompanied by a very loud and irritating buzzing noise from the exhaust and/or the activation of the "ricer's" 4-way hazard indicators, which are used to communicate the bitch-slapping to the second vehicle.

In most cases, the "ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masterbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.

[BlackBulletTSi]

LOL That my friend is some funny ****!

[05Accent]

Hahahaha!!!!! :rotfl:

[05OCsrt-4]

that sounds like junior, lol

[97TurboDSM]

haha the last part is by far the best

[92talonTSI]

genius

[DropTopChevy]

Webster's worthy. :rotfl:

[1988 Olds]

Webster's worthy. :rotfl:

X2 son

[MuddyREX]

Funny that happened to me yesterday.

[~Brian~]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[licensedtothrill]

:iagree: :driving:

funny Sh*t

[blkbomber01]

:rotfl: :rotfl: hahahahaha.... that happened to queen b and i last night

[04BlueSRT4]

HAHAHAHA!!!! That happened to me on 202 one night... :devil:

[05Accent]

that sounds like junior, lol
WHAT!? :eek: i have never done a ricer flyby. but i do remember having it done to me a few times. accord racer90! :finga:

[WhiteXFire]

I submitted it to urban dictionary, hopefully it'll be accepted, and anyone who sees it will visit TST... :mrgreen:

[WhiteXFire]

I submitted it to urban dictionary, hopefully it'll be accepted, and anyone who sees it will visit TST... :mrgreen:
Woohoo! :banana:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer+flyby

[james_ls]

Haha HOLLLA!!

I was reading this thinking, damn, this HAS to be a urban-dictionary entry...and now...WHAM...it is!!

Funny as ****

[the mike]

It's "masturbation". Doesn't change the fact it happens though.:)

[slavetothemuzic]

I voted +1 for you on Urban Dictionary. :mrgreen:

[WhiteXFire]

It's "masturbation". Doesn't change the fact it happens though.:)
If you look, you'll notice I corrected it in the dictionary entry I submitted. :mrgreen: :cyberguy:

[xEJ20x]

In most cases, the "ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masterbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.

I do believe this part is a new addition.

[TimmahWRX]

lol, that's so funny. and so true, lol

[eviltalon]

X2 son
X3 homie

[eviltalon]

WHAT!? :eek: i have never done a ricer flyby. but i do remember having it done to me a few times. accord racer90! :finga:
Yeah I heard accord racer90 was a bitch.

[accord_racer90]

WHAT!? :eek: i have never done a ricer flyby. but i do remember having it done to me a few times. accord racer90! :finga:
aint no ricer flyin by now:finga:

[05Accent]

but your still doing them..
we pull to ur side tryin to talk you and, you insist on flying past us..
i guess once a ricer always a ricer..

sweet i just looked and it was accepted, and so far 7 thumbs up 0 down.. :thumbup:
I submitted it to urban dictionary, hopefully it'll be accepted, and anyone who sees it will visit TST... :mrgreen:

[accord_racer90]

but your still doing them..
we pull to ur side tryin to talk you and, you insist on flying past us..
i guess once a ricer always a ricer..

sweet i just looked and it was accepted, and so far 7 thumbs up 0 down.. :thumbup:
its cuz johney in his tibron is always tryin to fly by me.:furious:

[eviltalon]

its cuz johney in his tibron is always tryin to fly by me.:furious:
Your still *** no matter how u look at it.

[CarbonIS]

Sounds like the last meet.............

[WhiteXFire]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer+flyby

Haha, I just randomly thought of this and checked on it (63 thumbs up, 5 down)...we need 5 more people to give it thumbs up so it becomes the #1 definition. :mrgreen:

[TROLL]

thumbs up! niiice link back to tst from a popular site :)

[Z3R0]

I voted up for us and down for every thing else

[J.Ralli]

damn is this what u guys say about me?

[jdm free]

I voted up for us and down for every thing else


i did teh sme thing hah

[james_ls]

THumbs up.

YOur bottom :)

[greek bandit]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah. my hats of to you bro.

[jc8889]

That was great.

[FlashFive]

Very accurate definition.