My uncle came by...

[99SL2_Modder]

And brought me some new bad jokes. (It runs in the family)

Hear they came up with a use for used tampons?

Vampire teabags.


What do you do when someone with epillepsy(sp) has a seizure in your pool?

Throw in your laundry.


Needless to say...I had to leave the room. I thought if I groaned anymore, I would die.

[MuddyREX]

Since you brought up bad jokes and epileptics,


What does an elephant use for a vibrator??

An epileptic

[nickmahhh]

What does the rug say to the Christmas Tree??

Your balls are hanging.

Im sorry, that one is my all time favorite. hehe. uggh. kill me