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92accordex
06-22-2010, 10:42 PM
So today I'm at work and im outside just hanging out. I work at a car dealership. A mexican guy sees me and asks me questions about mazda rx8's. Hes looking for parts we get to talking and he asks what i drive and i tell him civic he goes "oh mang that thing fast huh" I told him no not at all after i tell him that he asks. "does that thing have vtec mang" I told him yeah and is face lit up like:eek: and he was like what mang you have vtec?! it has to be fast. lol Pretty much thats where i ended the conversation after a mexican with an rx8 saying how he loves vtec. LOL

OutToWinPAHC
06-22-2010, 10:49 PM
How did you know he was Mexican?

92accordex
06-22-2010, 11:20 PM
You could just tell. Mexican/Spanish maybe

CleanNeon98
06-22-2010, 11:35 PM
From what I've seen VTEC only increases noise pollution so he was definately off point with the fast argument.

supraghost
06-22-2010, 11:35 PM
You could just tell. Mexican/Spanish maybe


two different continents... but pretty much exactly the same:roll:

CULATER
06-22-2010, 11:38 PM
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll126/GSXRSpeed/vtec%20yo/vtec.jpg

CleanNeon98
06-22-2010, 11:40 PM
This about rice, not race, errybody quit triflin.

Eclipse GSX 61
06-22-2010, 11:44 PM
Mexicans are mexicans in my book.

92accordex
06-22-2010, 11:48 PM
lol just like typical mexican honda lover all syked on vtec

supraghost
06-22-2010, 11:54 PM
"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?"

muahah

92accordex
06-22-2010, 11:56 PM
Haha nope im content with mexican.

turboman808
06-23-2010, 12:08 AM
"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?"


One of Micheal Scott's funniest lines ever.

lownslow95
06-23-2010, 12:18 AM
I had a Mexican ask how much for my truck, and all I said was more then you can afford pal, its a Ford, and drove away. :rotfl: He was probably here illegally and I didn't want to deal with him and he was probably going to low ball me.

92accordex
06-23-2010, 12:22 AM
I had a Mexican ask how much for my truck, and all I said was more then you can afford pal, its a Ford, and drove away. :rotfl: He was probably here illegally and I didn't want to deal with him and he was probably going to low ball me.

Haha gota' love them..in some sourdof amusing way.

lownslow95
06-23-2010, 12:27 AM
Not really. Most of the ones I dealt with in my past spoke really terrible English and had no clue what they drove when asking for auto parts. I told a guy seriously...you do not know what you're driving? He just starred at me like I had 3 heads...:eek:

92accordex
06-23-2010, 01:19 AM
Apparently if they hear the words vtec. Its like a dream car lol

92accordex
06-23-2010, 01:23 AM
Oh forgot to add. One of the parts he asked if i could find is a body kit! He was going rice.

Maxxdsix
06-23-2010, 01:33 AM
Haha, sounds like how I feel about vtec too, i was driving my bros honda and "vtec" kicked in when I flored it, and all that happened was the rpms spiked from like 4-6.5k quick as ****, made a loud noise, and still didnt go any faster...

CleanNeon98
06-23-2010, 01:57 AM
And just saying, this was never a racial issue. How does Mike know he was Mexican? Cause Mike was there and you weren't.

DPancoast
06-23-2010, 02:44 AM
I see no funny here. LOL

cool story

supraghost
06-23-2010, 07:29 AM
Haha, sounds like how I feel about vtec too, i was driving my bros honda and "vtec" kicked in when I flored it, and all that happened was the rpms spiked from like 4-6.5k quick as ****, made a loud noise, and still didnt go any faster...

if your rpm's were going faster after vtec, then the car would have to be accelerating faster.... unless of course, the tires were spinning.:roll:

420sx
06-23-2010, 08:23 AM
If he loves vtec so much, ask him to trade for his RX8, straight up. :)

420sx
06-23-2010, 08:58 AM
Haha, sounds like how I feel about vtec too, i was driving my bros honda and "vtec" kicked in when I flored it, and all that happened was the rpms spiked from like 4-6.5k quick as ****, made a loud noise, and still didnt go any faster...

Ill agree that VTEC on a stock car isnt much to be impressed over... throw a set of cams in a B-Series though, and VTEC suddenly becomes THE ****.

I REAAAAALLLY want to get a 5spd CR-V and do a B20VTEC on it, slam it, and throw on some low offset concave 15's. Badass practical daily.

I may end up doing this, but I might want to use a B18B and a snail instead. :cool:

God I miss my integra sometimes. :(

TR MS3
06-23-2010, 09:39 AM
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/cool_story_bro2.jpg

mr_eh
06-23-2010, 09:45 AM
you guys are straight clowning, he said "mang", so he must be mexican, or a conquistador... was he eating a taco with or without tomatos is my question, we can hone in on his home town if we know the regional ingredients of the taco he was eating.

lk250f
06-23-2010, 10:00 AM
you guys are straight clowning, he said "mang", so he must be mexican, or a conquistador... was he eating a taco with or without tomatos is my question, we can hone in on his home town if we know the regional ingredients of the taco he was eating.

I wish we had rep on this site cuz i would +rep the **** out of this post. cmon TST, be like grasscity and get a rep system going.

420sx
06-23-2010, 10:04 AM
I wish we had rep on this site cuz i would +rep the **** out of this post. cmon TST, be like grasscity and get a rep system going.

+1 for grasscity :lol:

BlkWhtTSI
06-23-2010, 10:16 AM
So today I'm at work and im outside just hanging out. I work at a car dealership. A mexican guy sees me and asks me questions about mazda rx8's. Hes looking for parts we get to talking and he asks what i drive and i tell him civic he goes "oh mang that thing fast huh" I told him no not at all after i tell him that he asks. "does that thing have vtec mang" I told him yeah and is face lit up like:eek: and he was like what mang you have vtec?! it has to be fast. lol Pretty much thats where i ended the conversation after a mexican with an rx8 saying how he loves vtec. LOL

HE COULD OF BEEN CUBAN MANG!!!
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/images-2/scarface.jpg
Went home afterwards snorted a whole bunch of baby powder leaned back and said "That guy has the VTEC...that cock-a-roach."

lk250f
06-23-2010, 10:19 AM
+1 for grasscity :lol:

Glad i found a fellow umm, "connoisseur" on here, liking the username also man :wink:

BIVIC-C4
06-23-2010, 10:26 AM
vtak in reverse is better.

CleanNeon98
06-23-2010, 02:18 PM
+1 for grasscity :lol:

Glad i found a fellow umm, "connoisseur" on here, liking the username also man :wink:
You guys know what's up :lol:

420sx
06-23-2010, 02:21 PM
Glad i found a fellow umm, "connoisseur" on here, liking the username also man :wink:

Hahaha I didnt even notice your avatar til just now. :thumbup:

lk250f
06-23-2010, 10:27 PM
This place is more chill then i thought. Jsyk toy story 3 was amazing in 3D. That is all, sorry to "thread jack"